Do not own FMA… *sniff*

Dark Angel: YO! I am Dark Angel. I am here as your host for *plays intro on trumpet* FMA Truth or Dare game!!

Ed: What the hell? I never knew you could play a trumpet.

Dark Angel: Me neither.

Al: You're actually good for a person who doesn't play a trumpet.

Dark Angel: I wasn't actually playing, it was a tape recorder. * shows tape recorder*

FMA Cast: oh…

Winry: Do I have to play? I need to work on Ed's automail.

Ed: Machine junkie…

Winry: Alchemy FREAK!! * hits Ed with a wrench*

Ed: *falls with this soul sliding out of his mouth*

Al: NII-SAN!!!

Roy: Where am I? Why was I being dragged here?

Dark Angel: I knew you were going to disagree to play truth or dare so I dragged you here and it was really fun dragging you.

Envy: Where the hell am I? Hey Mr. Short alchemist, what the hell am I doing here?!

Ed: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING SMALL THAT HE CAN RIDE ON A GRASSHOPER LIKE A DINOSOUR?!!

Dark Angel: I can see that you guys are getting along well. Alright then, let's start the game! I have a dare for Ed. I dare you to… to… to…

*3 hours later*

Dark Angel: to… to…

Ed: WILL YOU JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN DARE!

Dark Angel: Fine, fine. Sheesh… Ok.. I dare you to drink one whole bottle of milk.

Ed: *gulp* On second thought, how about thinking of another dare.

Winry: That was the dare Ed, now drink the milk. *hands Ed the milk*

Ed: I'll drink it if Dark Angel drinks it.

Dark Angel: WHAT?! But I hate milk…

Al: You guys act so much alike.

Dark Angel and ED: Shut UP! We do NOT!

Dark Angel: Fine, I'll drink the milk. *Drinks milk* Happ- *Falls to the ground unconscious*

Ed: HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Roy: * Gets cup of milk and poured milk in Ed's mouth*

Ed: AHHHH!!! *Falls to the ground next to Dark Angel unconscious*

Winry: Since our so called host is unconscious right now, I'll just end the game for this chapter. Bye!

Sorry there was only one dare! I couldn't think of another dare so please REVIEW!!