A/N: This story really sucks :D So I really don't need harsh comments, I already know it's really stupid.

Duck

Summary: 2D finds a rubber duckie. Hilarity ensues.

It was a quiet morning at Kong. Very unusual. It was almost peacful. However, the peace for a certain satanic green bassist was broken when an unbearable SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK! broke through the air. "WHAT THE FU-" he was cut off, because in the doorway of his Winnebago stood the lovable blue-haired singer 2D, with a rubber duckie in his hand. "Where the bloody nuggets did you get that...thing?" Murdoc demanded.

2D shrugged. "I dunno. I just kinda..found it."

"Well...go put it back"

"But I already named it!"

"Whaa..you named a freakin peice of rubber?"

"Yeah, I named it William Sandwich."

"Uhh..."

2D ran off squeaking the duckie like there was no tomorrow. He ran past the kitchen. Russel was there eating a large stack of pancakes. He stared awkwardly at 2D who kept running around squeaking the duck. "Uhh, 'D? What are you doing...?" Russel asked still weirded out by all of it.

"I found a duckie!" 2D said.

"Uhh..."

2D ran off, and into Noodle's room. She was still sleeping. 2D squeaked the duck in her ear. "OW!" she yelled waking up. "Uh, 2D-sama, where'd you get that?" she asked pointing to the duck.

"I dunno, I found it in a box in the back of my room. Ta fing wos collectin' dust so I opened the box an' found this little guy. Ta box wos full o' stuff I haven't seen in ages!"
"Are you sure it's not a box your mom sent with you when you joined the band?"

"Uhh... well the box WOS dated from 1998..."

"There's your answer. But why'd you run around squeaking the thing?"
"Cause, I wanted to see if I could really piss off Murdoc and Russel."

"I think it worked," Noodle said pointing to her door where two angry, messy men stood. "He's all yours," she said.

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END :D Wooow, that was a nice dumb story, eh? Well, I guess so! Mhmm. I really wanted to write about what would happen if 2D found a 10-year-old rubber duckie and decided to annoy the pants off the others (unless Murdoc isn't wearing pants... *shudders*)