Harry absentmindedly started humming The Phantom of the Opera song under his breath as he ducked the curses flying around. It wasn't totally random…at least, not really. It wasn't his fault the Death Eater's masks looked exactly like the phantom's. He finally managed to spot Voldemort, waving his wand around like the madman he was. Harry briefly wondered if people noticed that the beams of light coming out of the wand were just that…beams of light.

Harry grinned as he managed to get behind Voldemort. He tore off his Invisibility Cloak and screamed "BOO!" right next to the wizard's ear. Voldemort shrieked like a girl and jumped back.

"POTTER!" Voldemort tried to bellow, but it only came out as a whine. Harry barely stifled a snicker as Voldemort's ever faithful followers stared at him in horror. Voldemort shook his head, glared at Harry and got into a fighting position.

Harry smirked as Voldemort tried to circle him but he just followed him. He nearly burst out laughing when he saw Ron making faces behind his back while Hermione clutched his arm, her eyes closed and mouth moving as she muttered under her breath. Probably mumbling something about idiotic boys and their stupid harebrained schemes to humiliate Voldemort before killing him.

"I'd say it's nice to see you again, Tommy boy, but then I'd be lying. And my professors have made it very clear that I must not tell lies."

"Don't call me that," his opponent hissed. Harry laughed.

"Calm down, Tom cat, it's just a name."

"Shut up, you…you…you meanie!"

"Wow, very mature, Tomster, very mature." Harry clapped unenthusiastically.

"I said stop calling me that!" He shrieked, launching himself at Harry, who just stepped aside and let him fall.

"Thank you for flying with Hogwarts, Flight 69. Please open the overhead compartment with caution." Harry intoned as a bucket of…something appeared just above Voldemort's head. Voldemort quickly stood up, not noticing the can, and its contents fell all over him.

It was a rather disturbing mixture of paint, milk, jelly, flour and eggs, all of which stuck to him, making him look like some strange monster. Harry took that chance to shout "Petrificus Totalus! Levicorpus!" Voldemort was immediately frozen and hung upside down in the air. His bright pink Care Bear boxers were shown to the world and everyone started cracking up.

"AVADA KEDAVRA!" Voldemort screamed, while Harry yelled "Expeliarmus!" The two colors met and everyone watched as Voldemort's eyes widened and a look of pure delight crossed his face.

"Pretty colors!" He murmured, loud enough for the hall to hear before both beams of light hit him and Tom Riddle, or Lord Voldemort, was no more.