My first Special A fan fiction! Please comment fairly~!

I dare you not to comment and I'll send the Duo from Hell (Hanazona and Takishima) after you.

Number One!!

The greenhouse was calm. Akira was serving afternoon tea to the complaining Tadashi and collected Ryuu, who had the sleeping siblings on his lap. Takishima Kei sat in a lone chair peacefully, countenance unreadable as he slaved over his laptop.

Akira looked up from pouring out her exquisite tea into a quaint cup and placed down the elaborate china. Her eyes peered around beneath dark bangs, and a finger went to her lips in question. Tadashi noticed as he bit down on one of the warm handmade cookies.

"What's up, Akira?" he asked, mouth full. "You looking for someone?"

"Do you know where Hikari is?" she blurted, her panic completely apparent by now. "I've never known her to miss tea time."

"She'll show up eventually," Ryuu assured her, sipping delicately.

"I'm sure Miss Number Two is just hatching another idiotic plan somewhere about." Kei remarked lazily and tonelessly, eyes still looking down at the screen. Akira froze at Hikari's most hated nickname.

"Why you-!"

"Don't call me number two!" A voice interrupted from above, loud and rupturing. Everyone froze startled as Hikari landed from the ceiling, raven hair fluttering around her as she stood from her crouch, facing the wide eyed Kei. She grinned and dramatically pointed at him.

"Takishima! I've finally beaten you!"

"So that's what this is about?" The watching S.A members thought at once.

Takishima Kei seemed unfazed however and smiling mockingly at her. She flinched.

"Is that so?"

"Don't act so nonchalant!" she shrieked. After she calmed herself: "Yes, I've finally defeated you Takishima, since at long last I can prove that I am number one is something that you aren't!"

"Pray tell," he responded, completely interested at this point.

"I am..." everyone leaned in to listen. "The Number One Idiot in the whole entire world!"

The greenhouse was silent save for the rustling trees above their heads. Hikari was simply grinning, triumphant, and waiting for the bug eyed Kei to respond.

"That isn't something to be proud about!!" The S.A observing members thought in unison again. Akira jumped up to Hikari, wrapping her arms around the startled figure.

"Oh you poor creature!" she cried, "That awful monster has influenced you to this state hasn't he? Hasn't he?"

"The only monster I see is the one who has a death grip on Hikari," Tadashi unwisely commented. Akira rubbed her foot on his head.

"What did you say...?"

The ruckus was broken apart from sudden subtle chuckling. Everyone turned to Kei who was...laughing. His arms around his torso to stop his quivering and unending laughter was unnatural to everyone watching, and they still remained silent once he had calmed himself.

"She's right," he managed, "She is the Number One idiot in the world. She's beaten me at something after all."

Hikari grinned wider.

"However, she always was. She's only admitted it now."

Her face fell. Instantly she grabbed his eye contact in a furious glare, fists clenched by her sides. "What's that supposed to mean Ta-Ki-Shi-Ma!?"

"Don't say my name like that," he muttered, still smiling. "Miss Number One Idiot."

Hence, though Hikari was glad she had finally beaten Kei in something, he had developed a new nickname for her.

"Don't call me Number One Idiot!!"

End

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