Diclaimer: Nate is cute, Chuck is sexy I don't own Gossip Girl and niether do you!

Warning: This is rated 'M' for a reason so if you don't like sex, drugs or words that rhyme with 'truck' and 'blunt' then move on!!

Chapter One - Going home.

Jenny nervously ran a hand through her hair, A habit she showed when nervous.

Currently she was sat outside Her dads and Lilly's penthouse in her limo, To say she was nervous would be an under statement; This was her first time back in the Upper East Side and she hadn't seen anyone for a whole year, Of course she spoke to Rufus, Lilly and Dan over the phone and occasionally Serena or Eric, But yet she still stayed sat in her limo debating on going in or just heading back to Upper West Side.

Last year after the snow flake ball, And everything that had happened with Agnes; Jenny couldn't take it she just felt so swamped and then of course Her dad's and Lilly's wedding then the big move, It was alot to take on. So instead of staying and facing everything she took the easy way out and moved to live with her mom, Alison.

Since Alison and Rufus had split, She had met and remarried a man names Klaus Montgomery, A very successful and powerful businessman who lived on the Upper West Side, To say he was rich would be an understatement, He was loaded. Jenny loved the UWS, Opting to use the name 'Jenifer Montgomary' instead of 'Jenny Humphrey'; she was immediately respected and feared, And actually became Queen of Fells Prep for girls.

Since the move Jenny had changed loades, She grew her hair back out but kept it the white blonde colour it was before and well she travled in style and always dressed in the latest fashion, Klaus gave Jenny her very own glossy black credit card and the rest was history

She was scared about going back to Constance, even though it was only going to be for the remainding 2 months of the year, She didn't know how in the hell she would be able to go from Queen B of the UWS to Little J of the UWS, It just wasn't going to happen. 'Oh god what would K think?', K would probably laugh her ass off and then click her fingers and Jenny would rise to the top; Because there's no way she's going to let her best friend be done out by an Upper East Sider..Ew!

In the Upper West Side, the Upper East Side was practically Brooklyn, They looked down on the UES.

Oh how she wished K was here to restore her confidence, Or D was here to put an arm around her and say 'It's gonna be ok poochie', Or S to say something perverted about her, Heck she even missed C and A her little minions, Oh how she missed her best friends.

'You know what screw it!' She thought to herself adjusting her skirt and grabbing her new Prada bag.

"Mario, door please." She asked her driver, As soon as the words slipped out her mouth he was out the limo and holding her door open for her, Taking a deep breath she reached for his outstretched hand and stepped out the limo taking in her surroundings, People looked at her with awe, amazement and pure shock before whipping out their phones and snapping away. 'Just fucking great' She said to herself before pulling on her new RayBan sunglasses and walking into the lobbie of the palace hotel and towards the lift with Mario and around 5 more members off staff following behind her with all her bags.


"Dad?" Jenny said awkwardly, Not knowing what to do.

"Jenny!" Rufus shouted when he seen his daughter, Running over to her her wrapped his arms around her and hugged her tight.

"Dad can't breath!." She giggled like a little girl, Kissing his cheek and walking over to Lilly who had her arms out stretched waiting, It felt good to be back; She now felt ridiculous for waiting outside in the limo for two hours.

"Oh Jenny you look beautiful, Quite the young lady." Lilly complimented kissing her step-daughters cheek causing a blush to rise on Jenny's cheek, Despite being complimented 24/7 it still made her bash full.

"Where's everyone else?" Jenny asked noticing that Eric, Serena or Dan wasn't about.

"Well Dan's out with his mystery girlfriend, Serena is out to dinner with Carter, Eric is out with Kiera and Chuck is either at work or with Blair,all though he should be home shortly, Infact they all should be, I told them all to be here at 8 so we can have a family dinner" Lilly said enthusiatically and you can see the excitment evident in her face.

But seriously Chuck still lives here? Jenny didn't know what to think about that they had barely spoken since what had happened on the kiss on the lips party, And avoided each other as much as possible when Jenny moved in. Suddenly her phone beeped.

Good evening UES

Little J back home for good? Spotted: Little J stepping out of a limo outside the palace not long ago, With her 7 LV being carried for her? What have I missed? I'll tell you; Last year J had enough of everything and moved to live with her mom and her Sugar-Daddy, Klaus Montomery, to where you ask? None other then the Upper West Side! It seems J got her wish and more; A very reliable source of mine has informed me that J attended Fells Prep and was actaully Queen, How would B feel about this? Clearly J is now a threat, Hell there's hardly going to be competion with J looking this hot and glam. Goodbye Little J and Hello J. And with School tomorrow I smell drama now that J is back on my radar after disapearing for a whole year, So pay attention and keep me informed. Welcome home J.

You know you love me

XO XO Gossip Girl.

Jenny sighed, She'd only been back for under an hour yet she had been posted on GG already, 'Oh well at least there is no more Little J'.

"Ok sound great I'm just going to go freshen up, get ready and then I'll be down for dinner." She said walking to her old bedroom.


Ok so that's chapter one! I hope you all like my idea so far, And as for K, D and S you'll find out within the next chapter or so, I'm sure some of you will love it! Review and let me know what you all think! XO XO Chuck's Girl.