10 Ways To Annoy Jacob Black

1. Give him a bowl to drink from

2. Give him some deodorant and say 'You stink'

3. Bark instead of talking to him

4. Give him a squeaky toy for his birthday

5. Tell him that Bella chose a leech over him

6. Throw a stick and tell him to fetch it

7. When he refuses point your finger and say 'Bad dog!'

8. Buy him a dog collar with his name on it

9. Buy him a leash and say 'I wanted to take you for a walk'

10. Get him to walk in the sun and say 'Why don't you sparkle?!?!' between sobs

No offense Jake fans. I love him too. He's one of my fav characters.

What do you think??

If you want I will do one for other characters. Review and tell me :)