Christmas is coming! In exactly 10 DAYS!!!! (Christmas Eve in 9!)

Have you ever seen the episode, Christmas Who? Well, this is after that! It's the next Christmas…. And there will be SPANDY! :D

This will be a chapter fic.

Disclaimer: I don't own Spongebob, if I did, Sandy and Spongy would be married in Truth or Square! I also don't own the few quotes in here from A Christmas Carol.

Who's That Under The Mistletoe?

Chapter One

"Deck the halls with bounds of coral, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Tis the season to have morals! Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!" Spongebob sang merrily, as he flipped Krabby Patties. It was only a few weeks before Christmas, and Spongebob was brimming with joy. He loved Christmas, and this would be his second!

"Spongebob! Where's my order?" Squidward demanded through the window. Spongebob beamed at him, and shoved the tray into his arms. It was decorated with Christmas coral and golden bells. On them, instead of Krabby patties, Spongebob had made Pretty Patties. One was red, the other green.

"Spongebob! Will you PLEASE stop doing this? Our customers don't want to eat…. Red and green patties! They already are disgusting enough without the color!" Spongebob gasped.

"Squidward! Of course they do! It's almost Christmas!" Squidward shuddered as he remembered last Christmas, all of the stuff he had to give away.

"Bah, humbug." Spongebob grinned widely, not realizing what Squidward said.

"I hope I see him again! You know, I think you would like him, Squiddy."

"Ummm… no."

"Yeah! I don't know why, but he just seems…. Your type." Spongebob exclaimed. Then he grabbed the tray from Squidward, and ran out of the kitchen. He was wearing a red Santa coat and elf shoes. His eyelashes had mini decorations on them.

"Merry Christmas, to the valued costumer!" Spongebob grinned. A female fish tapped her husband on the arm, and whispered something to him. Her husband nodded in conformation.

"Excuse me, sir, but are you Spongebob Squarepants?" The lady asked curiously. Spongebob's eyes shone.

"Why, yes. Yes I am!" Spongebob told her. The fish gasped.

"Then… YOU'RE the one who started this whole…. Christmas thing! I remember last Christmas was the first one I ever celebrated. I can't believe I'm meeting you in person!" Spongebob smiled.

"I don't like to disagree with customers, but I'm not the one who started the 'whole Christmas thing.' Sandy did!" Spongebob said truthfully.

"Aw, the boy's being modest." The man said.

"Is Sandy you're wife?" The fish asked. Spongebob reddened.

"No! Of course not! We're just friends." Spongebob said rather loudly. A few people turned to stare.

"Well, Happy Holidays." Spongebob horridly returned to the kitchen. He picked up his spatula to make more Krabby Patties. But just then, his shell phone rang.

"You've reached Spongebob." He said into the phone. A familiar voice answered.

"I have? Really? Are you SURE?" The sarcastic voice said. Spongebob jumped up in happiness.

"Bethy!" Spongebob cried, "Is that you?"

"Who else, Spongy?" Bethy said, "Am I still coming over for Christ- miss?"

"Christ MAS."

"Yeah."

"Of course!" Spongebob squealed, "How are you? How's Stanly?" Spongebob asked, worried about his klutzy cousin.

"Oh, you know him, Sponge. Same as ever. Mom and dad are about to force him to come back to stay with you." Spongebob shuddered.

"Well…"

"Don't worry, I talked them out of it." Spongebob sighed in relief.

"I think Uncle Captain Blue is coming on Christmas day. And Gramma… My parents, your parents, you, obviously, Stanley… and maybe Blackjack and Girly Teen Girl."

"Girly Teen Girl?" Bethy said, "Really?" Bethy and Girly Teen Girl didn't really…. Get along that well. Girly Teen Girl was, well, overly girly. She was a basic stereotype teenage girl.

"Yeah." Spongebob said, "But it'll be great." Spongebob really wanted to have everyone get along this Christmas.

"See ya later, Sponge. Wait… Patrick still lives next to you, right?"

"Well… two houses. Squidward lives next to me." Spongebob said cheerily.

"Oh, Squidward! Right! Ah… cool." Bethy said innocently, "Bye Sponge." She hung up. Spongebob sighed, and then checked his watch. For once, he was anxious to get out of work. He needed to go Christmas shopping.

"SPONGEBOB!" Squidward exclaimed, "Sandy's here for you." Spongebob grinned. He ran out to greet her.

"Happy Holidays, Sandy!" Spongebob said. Sandy smiled, and Spongebob noticed that she had some other squirrels with her.

"IS this your family, Sandy?" Spongebob asked. Sandy smiled, and nodded.

"This is my sister in law, Sally, and my brother, Woody." A pretty squirrel, who must have been Sally, stepped forward.

"Hey, y'all must be Spongebob?" She said. Spongebob grinned.

"Hi." He answered, "Yeah, I'm Spongebob, and welcome to Bikini Bottom, Woody, and Sally!" He said happily, "Any sibling or in law of Sandy's is a sibling or in law of mine!" Sally giggled, and glanced at Sandy. Suddenly, the door of Mr. Krab's office burst open.

"Spongebob! What are ya doing, bonding with the customers? Get back to work, me boy!" Spongebob raised his spatula in salute.

"Sorry, Mr. Krabs." He said, "I'm on it!" He shot into the room, and began to make more Pretty Patties.

~ Meanwhile ~

"Gee, whiz, Sandy, that Spongebob sure is a kind little feller." Sally said to her husband's sister. "But a little weak lookin." Sandy giggled.

"Yeah, Squarepants isn't the strongest of the bunch, but he's my best friend down under the sea." Woody shot a glance at Sally, who rolled her eyes. Sandy pretended not to notice.

They sat down at a table, and none other than Patrick Star marched in to the Krusty Krab.

"Hi Sandy… and Sandy… and Sandy…" He trailed off, noticing the other squirrels she was sitting with. He did a quick count.

"Ffff… FOUR!" He exclaimed. Sandy looked confused.

"What?" She asked, surprised at Patrick's random outburst. Although, she should have been used to it by now.

"Oh, sorry, three," he said calmly. Than he yelled, "THREE SANDYS! AHHHH! THE WORLD IS ENDING! THE SKY IS FALLING! And I STILL HAVEN'T SHOWN YOU… THE picture." Patrick was going through serious mood swings, but Sandy brushed that aside.

"What picture?" She asked. Patrick glared at her.

"NO! Not 'what picture' THE picture." Sandy glanced at her brother and sister in law, who looked more confused than a snake in a pickle barrel.

"Okay, okay. What's THE picture?" Sandy asked again, exasperated. Patrick stared at her with an open mouth, drooling.

"What picture?" Patrick said dully. Sandy smacked her forehead, or rather she tried to. Of course, instead she met glass.

"Ouch," she muttered. Patrick grinned his one toothed smile.

"Merry Christmas to you, too, Sandy!" And with that, he skipped away into the kitchen. Sandy turned to Sally and Woody, who both opened their mouths.

"Just… don't ask." Sandy said warily, and they didn't.

Okay, okay, this is horrible. Don't worry, it's just the first chapter! This will lead up to a Christmas party at Spongebob's, and events there have something to do with the title…;)

PLEASE REVIEW? For the sake of Spandy? PLEASE!!!!! :D

Oh, if your Jewish, happy Chanukah! :)

-KC