A/N: Hey people your favorite fan fic author is back!!!! What I'm not your favorite? Well I might as well just throw this story out the window, eh whatever I guess I'll let you read it.

Summary: Naru was born a girl, Gaara and Sasuke are on her team, how will this change the storyline? Is this the worst summary ever? Find out. Fem Naru

Chapter 1- That's my Team?

Naru woke up to the ever annoying ring of her alarm clock she had sparkling blue eyes and waist length hair. She groaned and slammed her palm onto it and her room was silent. "ugh what day is it." She asked herself. Then her eyes snapped open and she leaped out of her bed. "Yes it's the final day of school!" She said extremely happy. "Finally no more ninja basics, no more tests, no more sasuke-Baka, no more of that Sakura bitch, happy day for Naru." She ranted happily.

She then fell back on to her bed yawning. "But man I'm tired. No Naru get up come on." She said talking to herself as she walked into her bathroom and took her clothes off entering the shower.

She let the warm water run over her body and wake her up and when she was clean she stepped out and wrapped a towel around herself and searched her closet for something to wear.

She settled on her normal ninja outfit. A orange pleated skirt that was just a bit short so she wore black leggings under them that came down to just above her knees, a black tank top and a orange jacket that was too big for her so only her fingers came out of the sleeves, she looked like a girl that was wearing her boyfriends jacket.

Finally she came to the last piece of her outfit, and her favorite. The Konoha headband that she earned just yesterday. She tied this around her waist which was small enough to let it hang with just a little slack. The reason she did this was after the exams for said headbands a group of students was crowding around the Ino girl who was bragging about how she could tie it around her waist.

Everyone looked at her like she was an idiot because it was obvious that it was too tight on her. So Naru wanting to burst her bubble tied it around her waist and showed Ino how it actually fit her.

Ino now hates her, so she continues to do it to annoy her.

((at the academy))

Naru waltzed into the classroom and looked around, Kiba Inuzaka was loudly talking about something to a very uncaring looking Shikamaru Nara.

A group of girls was crowding around Sasuke Uchiha who looked like he was extremely annoyed.

And that Gaara kid was sitting in the back looking out the window ignoring everyone else.

So In order to further annoy the already obviously annoyed Uchiha she walked over to sit on the desk in front of him. "Hi Sasuke-Teme." She said earning glares from him and the fan girls.

Sasuke smirked at her. "What do you want Dobe?" He shot back with venom in his voice.

Naru's smile vanished at this. And she prepared to freak out at him but suddenly she lost he balance and she fell forward. Her lips colliding with the angry Uchiha's.

She immediately separated only to be surrounded by an angry mob of fan girls.

Before they mauled her the teacher came in and they dispersed.

He looked around. "Naru please sit in your seat." He requested sitting in his desk.

Naru compose herself and sat down she then raised her hand.

The teacher sighed. "Yes Naru?"

"Iruka-sensei Sasuke tried to rape me." She said pointing to Sasuke.

Iruka twitched when she said this.

The majority class's male population began laughing.

Even Gaara smirked.

Sasuke's mouth dropped and he stared at her in shock. "I did no such thing!" He declared.

"Yeah huh, you kissed me, and I think you tried to cop a feel." She accused.

"What are you crazy, you just fell onto me and our lips just happened to meet." He said angrily.

Iruka cleared his throat. "Enough, now Naru I highly doubt that Sasuke tried, to rape you, I'm sure it was all just a misunderstanding." He said sighing.

"Maybe." Naru grumbled crossing her arms.

"Well then we all know why we're here, I'll start announcing the teams." Iruka said as he started.

Naru zoned out until she heard her name which snapped her back to reality.

"And team seven is." Iruka paused as eh read the names, then he chuckled a little bit. "Naru, Sasuke, and Gaara."

Naru's mouth dropped. "That's my Team? You want me to be on a team with that Pervert!" She yelled standing up in her desk.

The male population of the class once again started laughing.

Iruka sighed again. "Naru that's enough, now all of you are to wait for your Jounin sensei to arrive, oh and congratulations, you're now all Genin of Konoha.

((Later))

Hours later the only people left in the classroom were Naru, Sasuke, and Gaara.

Naru groaned. "Where is he I'm so tired, I just want to meet him and go home." She whined.

"Then take a nap." Gaara said breaking his silence which had lasted up until now.

Naru scoffed. "Normally I'd love to but I can't because if I do this pervert will probably rape me." Naru said pointing to Sasuke.

Gaara chuckled. "Sure." He said looking out the window again.

Just then a grey haired man walked into the room. "Greetings children I am Kakashi, your new teacher, meet me on the roof." He said as he vanished.

The three sighed and all muttered their own curses at the man and all vanished as well.

When all four of them were on the roof Kakashi spoke.

"Well, each of you are going to tell me five things about yourselves. Name, Likes, dislikes, opinion of your teammates, and your dream." He said and then pointed to Gaara. "You first go." He ordered.

Gaara sighed. "My name is Gaara, I don't like things, I hate things, Sasuke is just an asshole, and Naru seems odd, my dream is none of your business." He said simply.

Kakashi stared at him. "Wonderful, Blondie you're up." He said to Naru who was sitting in the middle of the Genin.

"Okay, I'm Naru, I like ramen, and sleep, and ramen, and swimming, and ramen, and frogs, oh and ramen. I hate perverts, mean people, the sasuke fan girls and the villagers that hate me for no reason, Sasuke is a pervert and he tried to rape me so I hate him, and Gaara is scary, My dream is to be the best ninja ever." She said happily.

Kakashi looked at her. "That was so interesting. All right spiky hair go ahead. He said to Sasuke.

Sasuke glared at Kakashi. "I'm Sasuke, I like very few things, I dislike a lot of things, I could care less about Gaara and Naru annoys the hell out of me, my dream is to get my revenge on a certain person and revive my clan." He said.

Kakashi smiled under his mask. "Great. I'm Kakashi, I like I dislike, Gaara and Sasuke seem far to alike and I hope Naru's sunny exterior will change you, or make you kill each other, I had a dream last night." He said simply.

The Genin looked at him in shock.

"What does that mean?" Naru asked confused.

"Oh nothing, anyway here's some cash now I want the three of you to go get some food and get to know each other better." He said as he handed some money to Naru.

He then vanished leaving the Genin.

Naru was the first to speak. "So who wants to go get ramen?" She asked happily.

Sasuke hn'ed. "Not a chance." He said vanishing.

Naru looked to Gaara. "What about you?" she asked.

Gaara shrugged. "Well I don't have anything better to do, besides free food is free food." Gaara said as he stood up and started walking down the stairs.

((at the ramen shop))

Naru had dragged Gaara to her favorite ramen shop, Ichiraku Ramen she sat down on one of the stools and Gaara did the same.

The shop owner's daughter, Ayame came out of the back. "Oh Naru-chan great to see you, what can I get you?" She asked nicely.

"Miso Ramen." She said earning a smile from Ayame.

"Naru is that all you ever order?" She asked and Naru nodded. "Anyway what can I get you?" She asked turning to Gaara.

"Chicken Ramen." He said simply.

Ayame nodded and called out the orders to the back. "So Naru who Is this boy, does little Naru-chan have a boyfriend?" she asked smirking deviously.

Naru blushed. "A-Ayame-Chan. No don't be ridiculous." She stammered.

Gaara just shot Ayame a death glare.

Minutes later the owner of the stall Mr. Ichiraku came out of the back holding two bowls of ramen.

"Here you go Naru and one for you to kid." He said giving the two their ramen. "So Naru who is this you're here with?" He asked.

Naru swallowed some ramen and looked at Ichiraku. "Oh old man this is Gaara. Gaara this is old man Ichiraku." She said going back to her Ramen.

Ichiraku smiled at her. "Well I never thought I'd see the day Naru got a boyfriend."

Naru almost choked on her ramen. "NO!" she declared looking at the old man.

"I already asked and no." Ayame said shrugging.

Old man Ichiraku chuckled. "Oh well, sorry about that." He said smiling.

The two ate their meals in silence and when they were done they said their goodbyes and went back to their houses, Naru cursing the Ichiraku family the whole way.

A/N: Well there's the first chapter, like it , hate it, want to see me make naru a neko? Well review it so blablabla. REVIEW GO GO GO GO GO