Hi everyone! I was getting into the Christmas spirit, so I thought, why not write a Christmas Channy fic! I've never done a holiday fic OR a one-shot before, so please bear with me.
Also, this might turn into a two or three-shot, depending on how long it gets. Enjoy and Happy Holidays!
Sonny Munroe skipped down the halls of So Random humming "Jingle Bells". She was all decked out in a gingerbread man shirt, a holiday lights necklace, Christmas tree earrings, and a tinsel wreath headband. Her spirits were high, as always. Rounding the corner, Sonny bumped into someone.
"Ouch!" Sonny sat up, rubbing her forehead, and glared down at the person next to her. The blonde heartthrob was rubbing his arm, and also glaring at her.
"Geez, watch where you're going, Munroe" Chad muttered, getting up. Sonny stood up also and glared at him.
"Be quiet Chad. Nothing you say or do can ruin my day today" she retorted. Then a bright smile spread across her face. "It's almost Christmas!" she sang happily. Chad surveyed this mood swing with interest, before asking:
"What's so great about Christmas anyway?" Sonny stared at him incredulously, and Chad continued. "I mean, really, why does everyone get so worked up about it? It's just a big hassle. Christmas TV specials, sappy Christmas movies, plus that whole buying gifts for other people thing. Ugh. Waste of my time. Not that I mind getting presents." Sonny's expression was horrified.
"You are such a Scrooge!" she accused. "Christmas is not all about presents! It's about the spirit and coming together to celebrate the season. It's about giving presents and seeing the joy on people's faces when the open them. It's about being together with your friends and family and having fun. It's about making the season happy for other people. It's about..." Chad cut her off.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it" he said dismissively. "Spirit, making others happy, yada yada yada. Luckily," he popped his imaginary collar, "I'm Chad Dylan Cooper, so I don't have to worry about any of this. Peace out, sucka!" Sonny watched, furious, as Chad made his trademark exit.
"You are the biggest, most selfish, Christmas-hater I have ever met!" She yelled after him. Chad ignored her, but a smile appeared on his face. Ah, how he loved bugging Sonny.
Would the casts of So Random and MacKenzie Falls please report to Mr. Condors office. So Random and MacKenzie Falls, please report to Mr. Condors office immediately.
"Uh oh, what does he want with us now?" asked Nico. The cast of So Random was hanging out in the Prop House when they heard the announcement.
"Sonny, this better not have anything to do with your flirting with Chad!" Tawni warned. Sonny turned bright red.
"It's not flirting!" she protested. "He just likes to annoy me! Is that my fault? No!" The rest of the cast rolled their eyes and muttered "Flirting" under their breath. Sonny glared at them, and they headed off to Mr. Condor's office. When they walked in the door, they saw the cast of MacKenzie Falls was already there. Many glares and dirty looks were given as So Random sat as far away for MacKenzie Falls as they could. Mr. Condor, Marshall, and Carl, the executive producer of MacKenzie Falls were there as well. So was Josh, the mail delivery man.
"All right!" boomed Mr. Condor, standing up from behind his desk. He also seemed to be in the spirit because he was wearing a shirt with a Christmas tree on it. "As you all know, Christmas is coming! And as you all you, it is very important that all Condor Studios actors and actresses maintain the proper Christmas spirit! Ah, very good Miss Munroe!" he commented, catching sight of Sonny's appearance. Sonny shot a smug glance and Chad, who glared back at her.
"It has come to my attention" Mr. Condor continued, "That a certain actor/actress from each show have been having very un-Christmas like fights lately." He turned to look at Sonny and Chad, who reddened and looked down. The rest of So Random and MacKenzie Falls groaned. They were all used to Chad and Sonny's flirt-fights. "So, in order to keep up the Christmas spirit, I have decided that So Random and MacKenzie Falls are going to participate in a cross-show Secret Santa!"
Mr. Condor turned to beam at the casts, as if he was giving them the best present ever. The casts were looking horrified, as if someone had given them "the best present ever" and they had opened it, only to find that it was underwear. Marshall and Carl looked apologetic, as if they were the parents of the child who had received the underwear.
"What?!" Chad sputtered out. "I'm not buying gifts for those Randoms!" he protested, pointing a finger at the cast of So Random. Nico and Grady looked offended.
"Yeah, well, you're only gonna get coal for your present, Chip Drama Pants!" Grady retorted. Soon, the room was turned into a full-scale yelling session.
"QUIET!!!" thundered Mr. Condor, and everyone fell silent instantly. Mr. Condor's face was livid, it was the don't-mess-with-me-unless-you-want-to-get-fired face. "You will participate in this Secret Santa, and you will buy good presents for your person, and you will be in the Christmas spirit, or you will be fired. Are we clear?"
"Yes, Mr. Condor" the casts replied meekly.
"Good" said Mr. Condor. "Now, how this works, is all of next week, you will give your person little gifts. Candy canes, small toys, jewelry, stuff like that. Then, next Friday, a week from today, we will all gather here. You will attempt to guess your Secret Santa, and when you do, you will get your final gift. The most important thing is that you keep it secret. You can send gifts and notes to your person by giving them to Josh. Got it?" The casts nodded. "Okay, Josh, pass out the envelopes! Inside this envelope is the name of the person you will be giving gifts to."
Josh passed an envelope to each person. Sonny eagerly ripped hers open. She couldn't wait to do Secret Santa! This would be so much fun! She would be the best Secret Santa ever.
The top of the envelope came off, and a little slip of paper peeked out. With a big smile on her face, Sonny grabbed the piece of paper and looked at the name. Her smile faded slowly as she saw the name.
Chad Dylan Cooper.
So, how was it? Not too horrible I hope?
I'm turning this into either a two or three-shot, because I don't want any one chapter to be too long.
All I want for Christmas is a few reviews, a few reviews, a few reviews! All I want for Christmas is a few reviews. Then I can wish you Merry Christmas!
Hint hint :)