Bella :Edward!! Edward? EDWARD!!
Edward: Yes Bella?
Bella: You haven't told me that you love me in a whole 5 minutes !!
Edward: I love you Bella
Bella: YAYY!! (Does mad happy dance around living room)
Edward: are you okay Bella?
Bella: Of course
Edward: then why the weird dance
Bella: Oh I'm just happy because you just proved to me that you're a stalker that's all. I always knew I was right.
Edward : …
Bella: It's okay honey we'll get you counselling
Edward: I AM NOT A STALKER!!!
Bella: If you say so (then whispers "he's still in denial" to Emmett who's sitting beside her.)
Edward: I CAN HEAR YOU I'M A VAMPIRE REMEMBER?! AND WHAT IS EMMETT DOING HERE?!
Emmett: We should get him some anger management counselling too.
Bella: now he's eavesdropping on my conversations?! Edward really is a stalker. (shakes head sadly)
Edward: STOP IGNORING ME!!!
Bella and Emmett: Calm down or you'll wake Charlie!
Edward: GRRR…
(Edward throws Emmett out the window resulting in a huge crash and a lot of glass. Charlie snores obliviously in his room.)
Bella: You'd better fix that.

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Don't ask. I was extremely bored when I wrote this and wasn't going to publish it but well I figured why not....