Phineas: No way, haha.
Me: Coinicedes rock, isn't that right you all. I just HAD to come out and say this.
Phineas: Really, it's too much.
Me: Okay so, as we all know, this story was seen through numerous trials, including a climatic battle in the Sixth Dimension.
Phineas: Against an army of machines.
Me: WELL! Phineas and Ferb is coming out with a new Made For TV Movie. Phineas and Ferb: Across the Second Dimension in Fabulous 2!
Phineas: The summary of which is as follows:
Phineas and Ferb discover that their beloved pet platypus, Perry, is really a secret agent who battles the forces of evil daily. The boys team up with Perry on a grand adventure through a parallel universe where they must ultimately thwart an even more evil version of Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Me: Isn't that irony great, Phineas and Ferb, going to another Dimension, to battle a more evil, already well known character.
Phineas: But wait there's more!
Me: Not only will Phineas and Ferb go to another dimension, they will fight an army (or at least numerous)
Together: MACHINES!
Me: As referenced in this song from the upcoming episode, Robot Riot:
It's gonna be a mechanized melee
A bit of a big bot brawl
When we get through you're gonna know it's true
The more metallic they are the harder they fall
And Don't mess with me 'cause I'm a whole lot of trouble
when I'm backed up against the wall
We're gonna kick some robot chassis
So you better tell your robot nation
Have a robot prayer 'cause you better prepare
for an automaton annihilation
You think you're gonna take us down
Well, mechanical man just you just try it
You gonna ride that rail out of town
This is a robot riot
I think you know what I mean
This is a robot riot
I'm gonna break you down
and sell you for scrap metal
but I'll keep enough to build myself a trampoline
'Cause you're momma was a blender
and your dad was just a washing machine
This is a robot riot
I'm gonna rip you up I'm gonna break you down
I'm gonna take you to a chop shop down town
You know that you'll be dreadin' this android Armageddon
I think you better check your fluids 'cause I know you're sweatin'
You know you're gonna lose and sing the robot blues
You'll blow a fuse and take a robot snooze
I will deactivate you you know I kind of hate you
Don't want to beat around the bushes gonna decimate you
This is a robot riot
Oh man it's on
I'm gonna rip you up and put you back together
In a new configuration just to mow my lawn
'Cause your sister is a fridge and you know her light is always on
This is a robot riot
Robot Riot Robot Riot Robot Riot Robot Riot
I'm gonna rip you up I'm gonna break you down
I'm gonna take you to a chop shop down town
You know that you'll be dreadin' this android Armageddon
I think you better check your fluids 'cause I know you're sweatin'
You know you're gonna lose and sing the robot blues
You'll blow a fuse and take a robot snooze
I will deactivate you you know I kind of hate you
Don't want to beat around the bushes gonna decimate you
I'm gonna rip out your motherboard
and hit your fatherboard with it
I'm gonna make a tin whistle outta your windpipe
and then I'm gonna play Dixie on it
I'm gonna tear out you CPU and show it to you still processing
I'm gonna dip you in bronze and put you on my desk
Man you got paperweight written all over you
Robot Riot Robot Riot
Robot Riot Robot Riot
Me: Coincidence? Probably.
Phineas: Conspiracy? Maybe.
Me: Or maybe I'm so much of a nerd I write the future of P&F.
Together: YOU DECIDE.
Me: But seriously, how funny is this?