Falconstar: *cough* Hi everybody. Summer has finally came, but guess who caught a cold? -_-
Dusk: Summer's nearly over, Falcy.
Falconstar: Wh-WHAT? Aw crud, we should have updated ages ago.
Dusk: Anyway, we apologise for the long wait, but here is the next episode of How to Train Your Dragon Dares. We've been getting a lot in from you all, so today shall be...
Gem: *With a megaphone* THE GREAT MEGA-SUPER DARE EPISODE OF RANDOM DARE DOOOOOM!
Violet: WILL SOMEONE GET ME OUTTA HERE ALREADY?
Falconstar: In a minute Violet. Dusk, first dare if you *cough* please.
Dusk: Right... First up... Camicazi!
Falconstar: Righto! *presses magic button*
*Camicazi appears.*
Camicazi: So what am I doing?
Dusk: You'll probably find this one fun... You've gotta give Hiccup a wedgie.
Camicazi: Erm... which one?
Gem: What do you mean?
Violet: While you guys were out, the book characters and the movie characters kinda bumped into each other. It was pretty wierd.
Falconstar: Then why didn't you do something?
Violet: I'M IN A FREAKIN' CAGE!
Falconstar: Fine, go wedgie the movie one, then.
*Camicazi runs off.*
Falconstar: And three...two...one...
*Voice from the other room*: YOW!
Falconstar: ...And there we go. Dusk, what's next?
Dusk: Now Astrid!
Violet: Finally! It was getting boring up here!
*Gem presses magic button, Astrid appears.*
Astrid: I thought you all were dead.
Falconstar: Nope, we were all just very busy. *sniff*
Gem: All right, Astrid. Time for your dare.
Violet: *praying* Torture, torture, torture...
Gem: You must fight Camicazi and tie her to a chair.
Violet: Aw- wait a minute, that's a good one!
Astrid: Fine. Just one thing.
Violet: CHICKEN!
Dusk: Violet, do you WANT me to get out the gag again?
Violet: *Mutters*
Dusk: Anywho, you were saying?
Astrid: I need a chair.
Falconstar: There's a plastic garden chair in the cage.
Astrid: OK. Wait, what-
Falconstar: *presses button*
*Astrid and Camicazi are teleported to a wrestling cage with the plastic garden chair*
Hosts: *Watch the chaos insue*
Gem: Who do you think will win?
Falconstar: Hmmm, dunno. Looks like a tough one. *Shouts to Astrid and Camicazi* Oh yeah, the rope's in there too, by the way!
Violet: DIE ASTRID DIE!
Dusk: Anyway, moving on to the next dare...?
Falconstar: Shoot.
Dusk: *Reads book* It's for Hiccup. The movie one I think.
Falconstar: Right. *Presses button. Hiccup appears.*
Hiccup: Are you finally going to kill me, or just torture me some more?
Dusk: Well, it's not up to us this time.
Hiccup: What?
Falconstar: Oh crap, please don't tell me Human Rights have found us!
Dusk: No, it's OK. It's just that the dare is for you, Hiccup, to be left in a pit with none other than Mr Skulduggery Pleasant for ten minutes.
Hiccup: Who?
Falconstar: Oh boy. Um, I'll do it...
*Teleports Hiccup into a pit*
Gem: Moment of silence, please.
*All bow their heads respectively*
:Hello Moto
Violet: What was that?
Dusk: Um.. Sorry, that's for me...
*Brings out mobile*
Dusk: Hello? Oh hi. What now? ...What? You mean... no? Odd... Really? What're their names? ...No, I've never heard of them. What did they say again? ...Really. Well I... Hey, I'm a dragon, not a psychic, how would I've been able to see... No, I don't. Look, I'm no expert, OK? Silver usually works, and they don't like mistletoe either. ...I don't know, Danny, they usually eat their victims straight away on the spot, this doesn't usually happen. Have you two found any places where it might be hiding? ...Right... Kill him when you get the chance, alright? Now go get her! *Puts the phone away.*
Falconstar: ...
Gem: ...
Violet: ...
Dusk: What?
Falconstar: Um... *cough* Moving on! What's the next dare?
Dusk: Well, it appears we have a different victim. Well, victims.
Gem: Really, who?
Dusk: Snotlout and Tuffnut!
Falconstar: *Presses button, and Snotlout and Tuffnut appear.
Dusk: All right, boys. You *points to Snotlout* must dress up in a bunny costume-
Snotlout: You WHA?
Dusk: And then proceed to make out with Tuffnut here.
Both: O_o ... WHAAAAAAAAT?
Falconstar: Well, go on, don't make me use the Pit! *Presses magic button and a bunny suit appears on Snotlout*
*Sparks shoot out of the remote*
*Snotlout and Tuffnut sigh, and... you know...*
Falconstar: Funny. That's never happened before.
Gem: You're probably over-working it.
Falconstar: Well, I WOULD continue on with the next dare now, but as it turns out, several months have passed, so I'm gonna leave this on a cliffhanger, so prepare for...
Gem: *With a megaphone* THE GREAT MEGA-SUPER DARE EPISODE OF RANDOM DARE DOOOOOM PART TWOOOOOOOOO!
To be continued...
I am SO sorry for leaving it so long! I was gonna leave it until I had finished my book, but then I completely forgot! (I DID finish the book, by the way, 21 chapters finished! =D )
Still, I hope you enjoy musing over the foreshadowing! Who will win, Astrid or Camicazi? Will Hiccup survive is encounter with the legendary detective? And WHY is Falcy's remote shooting sparks like that, and what will it mean for the group...?
See you next time, on How to Train Your Dragon Dares...