Ok! Um, Hello, uh, oh, yes. I remember.

I've noticed that there is quite a few How to Train Your Dragon fans out there in fanfiction. So this randomness is to try and motivate them to WRITE SOMETHING FOR THOR'S SAKE!

Ok, lets see, first on my randomness list:

Watch as I press this magic button!

*Hiccup and Fishlegs appear*

You ready for some music?

Fishlegs:
Aah, an afternoon alone with
My favorite book, "Broadway
Musicals of the 1940s."
No roommate to bother me.
How could it get any better than this?

Hiccup:
Oh,hi Fishlegs!

Fishlegs
Hi Hiccup.

Hiccup:
Hey Fishlegs, you'll never
Guess what happened to
Me on the subway this morning.
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me-

Fishlegs:
That's very interesting.

Hiccup:
He was being reeeeal friendly,
And I think he was coming on to me.
I think he might've thought I was gay!

Fishlegs:
*cough*, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care? Hm?
I don't care.
What did you have for lunch today?

Hiccup:
Oh, you don't have to get
All defensive about it, Fishlegs-

Fishlegs:
I'm NOT getting defensive!
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to read.

Hiccup:
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Fishlegs.
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.

Fishlegs:
Well, I don't want to talk about it,
Hiccup! This conversation is over!!!

Hiccup:
Yeah, but...

Fishlegs:
OVER!!!

Hiccup:
Well, okay, but just so you know
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.

Fishlegs: Ugh...

Hiccup:
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)

Fishlegs:
Hiccup, please!
I am trying to read....*Hiccup gives him a look*
What?!

Hiccup:
IF YOU WERE QUEER

Fishlegs:
Ugh, Hiccup!

Hiccup:
I'D STILL BE HERE,

Fishlegs:
Hiccup, I'm trying to read this book.

Hiccup:
YEAR AFTER YEAR

Fishlegs:
Hiccup!

Hiccup:
BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR
TO ME,

Fishlegs:
Argh!

Hiccup:
AND I KNOW THAT YOU

Fishlegs:
What?

Hiccup:
WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,

Fishlegs:
I would?

Hiccup:
IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.

Fishlegs:
*Tries to read* High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...

Hiccup:
SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?

Fishlegs:
Hiccup, that is GROSS!

Hiccup:
No it's not!
IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!

Fishlegs:
I am not listening!

Hiccup:
AND HERE I'D STAY,

Fishlegs:
La la la la la!

Hiccup:
BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.

Fishlegs:
Aaargghhh!

Hiccup:
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!

Fishlegs:
I'M NOT GAY!

Hiccup:
If you were gay-

Fishlegs:
Argh!

Camicazi: WTF?

Will you people write something now? Or do I have to go mad? I do accept dares and punishments, just remember, you don't review, I don't write.

Thanks for listening!