DiNozzo here, long time no talk or read, which ever you prefer.

Thought I'd drop by to shoot the shit for a bit. So, how's it going? Good to hear!

Guess what? Ziva's pregnant again! Heh. What can I say, she loves the secret sauce!

And now to answer some questions...

No, I didn't retain my job at NCIS. I was let go with a sizeable early retirement package, seeing how I was hurt on the job. Disability FTW!

I love money! But so do babies and we have a ton of them and of course, whenever Ziva and I get divorced, she takes half. Our lawyers love us!

And yes, I do masturbate for Ziva all the time, the only time I don't is when we get divorced.

Hmm, now that I think about it. Yeah, maybe that's why she divorces me. That's it, I have to tickle my pickle more!

Who knew maturbating could save a marriage...anyway, I better go before this turns into an infomerical. Oh shit, there's Ron Popeil now!

Operators are standing...bye!

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