A/N: So this is a KankuroxOC fic. This is about a girl called Yuki who is 172 cm tall, and Kankuro who is 152 cm tall. They have height complexes and wants to be shorter/longer. Then there are also Ino, Hinata, Naruto and Sai who are playing their friends. Naruto and Sai are between 170-180 cm tall. And Hinata and Ino and the other girls are about 145-155 cm tall. And Naruto is reaaaaaally OOC. Just a warning.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor Lovely complex. I only own Yuki.
Everyone from school, all the teachers, all the students were gathered in the gym to listen to the teachers speech. Everyone listened quietly...Except one. A girl with brown hair in pigtales, wearing the school uniform and named Yuki Shizuko. She was snoring in the back of the gym. Standing asleep and had no idea of what was happening. A girl infront of her was nudging her but got no response. Another girl, nearer the front of the gym, with black, almost blue hair looked back at Yuki with a worried expression on her face. But she then turned around to look in the front. Yuki woke up with a snap and yelled
"DAMN IT!" she put her hands on her head and continued screaming
"MY SUMMON MONSTERS HAVE BEEN ANNIHILATED!" she looked around herself to find everybody looking at her before they started laughing. Everybody but one. Kankuro, who stood in the front, just looked at the girl and said to himself
"What an idiot"
~:Yuki's Pov:~
"So you stayed up all night playing games huh?" Kakashi said looking at me.
"Sorry."
"That's not very lady like."
I just laughed a little to his comment.
"And sleeping while standing? Are you a giraffe or something?"
"I might have been in a past life"
"Quite the joker, aren't you? Right then. Since you think you're so funny..."
I turned to look behinde me to see Kankuro struggiling to get a box down from the top of the bookshelf, wich he couldn't reach.
"...as punishment you'll continue coming to school from tomorrow"
"No way! Summer vacation starts tomorrow!"
"You don't get a vacation. You need to take summer classes."
"Whaaaaat?"
"Don't give me that 'what'. That's it. Now get going.
'Being tall has absolutely no advantages. No matter what I do, I always draw attention to myself.'
I turned around and found Kankuro still reaching for the box. I went over to him and easily took the box from the shelf.
"Here ya go!"
He turned around and looked at me angrily.
"You making fun of me?"
"I heard you've been truing real hard on the basketball team. You're great, Kotani-kun (1)."
"My name...is Kankuro, you idiot!" he took the box out of my hands and pushed me out of his way.
"Move, you amazon." he went over to Kakashi and gave him the box.
"Here you go, sensei."
"Ahh, thanks for that."
I turned around to face Kankuros back and yelled
"I was beind kind and helping you! How can you turn around and call me an amazon?!"
"I could call you Kyoshinhei(2) instead..."
"Shut up you midget." I said putting my hands on my hips while looking at him.
"Oh, you wanna fighet, do you?" he mocked looking up at me.
"Bring it on!"
"Okay, All Hanshin-Kyojin (3)"
"Who are you calling that?!" Kankuro and I yelled at the same time. We looked at each other and then we yelled
"Would you please stop calling me that!"
~:PAUSE:~
All Hanshin-Kyojin...
The first time Kakashi-sensei called us that was on the first day of school.
Kakashi was standing in front of the class, wearing a suit.
"Does no one want to be class representative?" he looked over the class.
"Hey, what about All Hanshin-Kyojin over there?" he said pointing at Kankuro and me.
"We'll have Yuki and Kankuro do it."
We looked at each other and then we stood up fast putting our hands on our desks.
"Whaaaaat?!"
~:PLAY:~
I charged for the door at the same time as he did.
"What the hell?!" he yelled at me as we got stuck in the door at the same time.
"What are you doing?! I'm trying to get out!" he tried to push me out of the way as we stood there fighting.
"Move,you amazon."
"You're the one who should move, midget"
"Okay,okay. The lovers spat ends here." Kakashi said behinde us.
We turned around to look at him and yelled
"We're not lovers!"
~:NEXT DAY:~
We were walking outside. We, as in me, Ino and Hinata. Ino is really beautiful and outgoing person. Hinata was also really beautiful, but she was really shy. She was actually scared of boys.
"These summer classes are such a pain." Ino said as we were walking our way to school.
"Ino-chan, you failed the midterm test so it can't be helped."
Ino giggled and hit her head with the hand.
"Well, my darling is going to school for basket ball practice anyway, so it's fine."
"Sai-kun,huh? That's nice. Ahh, if only I had a boyfriend too... No, at the very least, just someone I liked... Then I would be more motivated."
"But you sure are weird, Hinata-chan. You actually signed up for this."
"As expected from the top of our grade. You sure think differently from the rest of us."
"Well, I didn't want to be left out by my friends." Hinata said panicking to us. Ino and I started laughing a little.
"Okay,okay. We get it." I said comforting while I put my arm around her.
"Hey, I heard that during summer classes all the different classes are grouped together." Ino commented. "I wonder if there'll be any nice guys there..."
Hinata looked at us with a worried look.
"As long as I son't have to see that midget Kankuro, it'll be heaven." I said smiling.
"I really like guys that I don't know" Hinata commented with a tiny voice.
~:IN SCHOOL:~
I stood there looking down at Kankuro who was sitting on the chair.
"Why are you here?!" he yelled and stood up. The other students in the classroom turned to look at us.
"I was going to ask the same thing!" I yelled back.
"Oh. Right. I forgot that Kankuro is a dimwit." I said sulking.
"You have no right to say that!"
"I'm only here because I snored during the graduation ceremony!"
"That's nothing to be proud of!"
"At least i didn't fail!"
"Snoring is so uncool."
The door to the classroom opened as Kakashi came in.
"All Hanshin-Kyojin, will you be preforming your comedy routine over the summer too?" he said as he went over to the front.
"I asked you to stop calling me that!" we yelled at the same time. I looked over to Ino.
"Ino-chan, switch seats with me!"
There she sat with her boyfriend behinde her, Sai, holding his hand.
"Ino-chaaaan~" he said with a cute voice.
"Darling~" she just replied to him smiling.
"Oh, I see." I turned around to look at Hinata. She looked at me shyly.
"Um... sitting next to a guy..."
"Okay. You can't do it. I get it."
Kankuro sat down on his chair as my inner shouted 'This...This is the worst!'
'This is the worst summer ever.' I thought to myself as my spirit started leaving my body.
I remembered Ino-chans words 'I wonder of there'll be any nice guys there.'
The door went open again and there stood a boy with blonde hair and blue eyes.
"Sorry I'm late" he said.
"Ah, Uzumaki. I haven't taken attendance yet. You're just in time. Starting with class 1... Abe..."
"Here"
"Ida"
"Here"
Kakashis voice trailed of as the boy walked through the class on his way to me. To me! He looked at me as he passed. I lost my breath as he looked at me.
"hey, can I sit behind you?"
"Ah, y-yes! Please take a seat!" I answered fast.
"If you sit behind Yuki, you won't be able to see the board." Kankuro beside me said sarcarsticly.
"Shut up, Kankuro!" I yelled at him, angry.
"Sorry, I'm a little tall." I said scratching the back of my head as Naruto sat down on his chair.
"That's fine. I can see."
A amor arrow was shot in my head as he said that. I took it out and turned to the front again as my inner was screaming 'It's love! Maybe this'll be the best summer ever!" I rested my arms to the desk and started day-dreaming. Kankuro saw that and got a evil smile on his face.
~:AFTER SCHOOL, NORMAL POV:~
Yuki watched Naruto as he was talking to his friends. And soon it looked like she was melting. Ino and Hinata were a little bit behind her.
"What's up with her?" Ino said as she looked at the melting Yuki.
"Hey,hey, nee-chan." Kankuro said interrupting Yukis daydreams.
"I got somethin' to say to ya" he said smiling to her."Why son't ya walk home with me?"
"Are you a delinquent, midget?" she answered.
"Shut up!" he yelled, now angry.
"Why would I hand out with you after school?" she only replied
"Because I have something important to say that I can't say here"
"How weird... What is it?" she answered looking at him wondering.
"You..."
~: AT MCDONALDS:~
"...like guys like Uzumaki, right?" he said.
Ýuki got so suprised that she blowed air into her drink and squeezed the cup.
"W-w-w-what?!" she then yelled. He started laughing and leaned back in his chair.
"You sure are easy to read!" he said laughing.
"How did you find out?" she asked wiping her mouth with the back of her hand.
"It's written all over you face" he said.
"Are you going to blackmail me for cash?"
"No way. I'm a super good guy, you know. It just so happens that I intend to become friends with Suzuki. I might be able to set you up."
"Are you serious?!" I yelled standing up looking at him with big eyes.
"Yes I am!"
"No way! Awsome!" I sat down again and looked at him.
"You really are a decent guy after all Kankuro"
"You only just realised, idiot?"
"And here I thought you were someone who bore a grudge against giraffes in his past life."
"What's this about giraffes?" he said looking at me.
"Well, putting that aside" we said and moved a invisible box to the side.
"Alright! It's on nee-chan, so order whatever you want. A jumbo burger, a fish burger or a super value set meal?"
"A super value set meal! And..."
"And?" Yuki said looking down on Kankuro.
"And..."
So... Okay, a little explanations.
1. Kotani is a name, wich means "little valley"
2."Kyoshinhei" refers to the "Giant God Warrior" robot from Hayao Miyazaki's movie "Kaze no Tani no Nauscaä"
3. All Hanshin-Kyojin is a japanese comedian duo. One is short and one is tall.
So this is part just a short part of the first but soon it'll be up more soon. So I hope you will read this and review.
Have a god nigt/day/evening, haha. Pockys for all the readers.