Emmett's pov
After running we all met up in the middle of the forest.
A min. later Carlisle and Jacob caught up with us.
"so what are we going to do ? we're kicked out of our own house." jasper asked
"we weren't kicked out we ran out there's a big diffrrence" I said
"wanna spy on the girls?" I jacob asked
"just spy on them?" Jacob asked
"ya why?" I asked
"Emmett that's the first idea you came up with without pranks, are you alright?" jasper asked
"oh ya lets go and prank them" I said exited
"I have to go work have fun" Carlisle said
"oh we will" I said .grinning evilly.
"so which pranks are we going to use?"jasper asked
"wait" i said getting my phone out of my pocket opening the internet .Onto Google.
"wait man you Google your jokes?" Jacob asked looking at the phone.
"sometimes have a problem with that?" I asked
"no" he answered
We all looked to the small screen.
you are at the beach, pick a victim/friend that is lying down on a towel on sand. When they get up, for example go to the restroom or for a drink, remove the towel and dig a hole where the towel sits. Put the towel back in exactly the same place so they don't suspect anything. When the victim lays back down on the towel, their butt will fall into the hole! The deeper the hole the better!
a Rubber band (not a really thin one or a fat one) twist up the rubber band (more the merrier) twist until it is a tight coil when you pull the 2 sides, and then find a victim with long hair (shaggy is good). Pull the rubber band apart while still being coiled and then release it in their hair, this will make their hair scrunch up and hurt a lot in the process of trying to pull the rubber band out.
you are at a sleepover, grab some make-up and apply it like crazy. Make your face pale white, completely black, or other dark color. Add eye shadow to go on your eye-lid all the way to brow. Use bright red, black, or dark blue, lipstick and apply all over lips and beyond. Finally take RED blush and apply it in a perfect circle). You'll look like an insane clown!
Shake a person WHILE SLEEPING with the light on and they'll freak looking at your face! It is so funny! You'll scare the crap out of your friend!
4.A small can of tuna with a small hole in the top placed in a hidden spot in a car can stink terribly, but once found the smell goes away somewhat quick.
receiver buttons down on a phone so it keeps ringing when picked up.
crickets in a patry
off the ceiling fan and fill styrofoam cups with confetti. Tape one on it's side to the top of each fan blade. Now just wait for the person to turn it on.
8. glue coins to the sidewalk with superglue... it's funny watching people try to pick it up.
9. pour a bowl of milk halfway and freeze it. Then put a little milk and cereal on top just enough to cover it and give it to someone. :)
10. if you're really short on time just rub lotion on someone's door/closet/dresser etc. it can stay there for months and it'll still be slippery.
11. don't get caught on this one! Staple together a bunch of paper cups, enough to cover someone's floor, and put the cups down quietly when they're sleeping in their bed. then fill the cups to the brim with water.
12. dip someone's toothbrush in salt
13. unscrew the shower head and put a lifesaver candy (the sweet fruit flavored kind not the mint) inside. then screw it back on. when someone tries to take a shower they wont notice anything until they dry off then they'll be all sticky. then watch them go back in the shower to rinse and come out again sticky. it's funny!
14. give someone a cup full of cold water and yellow-orange food coloring and tell them its apple juice.
someone is sleeping, CAREFULLY put their fingers or hands into Luke warm water. In the morning or whenever, you and that person will find out that they have wet the bed! Great for sleepovers! It is because everyone will think that person is a bed wetter!
16.put glue in someones shampoo and when they put it one there hair it would be all sticky!
17. tacky floor- when thier asleep, quietly go into their room and put a bunch of flat head tacks on their floor. and listen to them wake up screaming! (also good in front of the restroom, laundry room, ect.)
18. this one is good i got into a lot of trouble for this one... get a regular rubber band (not a fat one) twist it so that it really tight and stretch it out (while it is still twisted) and go behind someone with long hair,put the rubber band on their har and then ket go so that it gets stuck in their hair. Usually need to get cut out.
19. If one of your friends has a laser mouse, turn over their mouse when they are not around and put a piece of duck tape or any kind of non clear tape and put it over a laser. The curser will not work.
20. at a sleep over change someone's nail polish into honey.
"we can't use number 2,3,11,14 or 15" Edward said
"why not?" I asked
"because their not going to be sleeping"
"so?"
"so? We're going to get busted"
"oh how about number 16 and 20" I asked looking at them
"that would be so fun to watch" Jacob said
"how about 4,5 and 12 ?" jasper said
"of course dude" jake said
"should we wait till Tanya comes?" Edward asked
"come on of course not" I said putting the phone in my pocket
Pranks here we come oh this is going 2 be so much fun ..
Mwaaahahahhahahahhh…
"seriously that is not an evil laugh" Edward said raising one eyebrow
"well lets see how you do it" I said pointing at him
"mwohohohohohhohohoho" Edward laughed
"really that's what your evil laugh sounds like come on" I said
"like you could do any better"
"you sound like santa for heavens sake"
"lets here your laugh"
"mwahhahahhahahahha"
"no its mwohohohohoho"
"no mwahahahhahahahah"
"mwohohohohoho"
"I said it's mwahahahhahah"
"and I said it's mwohohohohohoh"
"guys I can't believe your fighting over an evil laugh………. Edward look at your self your
fighting with Emmett" jasper interrupted us.
"fine DAD" I said teasing
"shut up" he said smacking me on the head
"what was that for?" I asked rubbing my head
"for being such an asshole" he said looking at Edward
"hahaha very funny" I said pushing him
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