Christmas Songs: Twilight Version, a twilight fanfic

Christmas Songs

By Technician Fan

Disclaimer: I don't own anything.

A/N: Hey, I was in the Christmas mood so I made this. I'm going to make some for other shows and movies, too, so you can check those out if you want. Pretty much, the title says it all. These are parodies of Christmas songs, just tweaked a bit to be Twilight Version! I know there aren't that many, but I published it anyways!

Rosalie is Coming to Town

(To the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

You'd better watch out

You'd better not cry

Even though she's hotter

And she might steal your guy

Rosalie is coming to town

She's making a list

Checking it twice

Gonna find out

Which hairstyle's nice

Rosalie is coming to town

She sees you when you're sleeping

She's constantly awake

She knows if you've been bad or good

So be good or she'll bite off your face, OH!

You'd better watch out

You'd better not cry

Even though she's hotter

And she might steal your guy

Rosalie is coming to town

She's coming to town!

Esme the Excluded Vamp

(To Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)

You know Emmett and Jasper and Tanya and Rosalie

Alice and Garrett and Jacob and Nessie

But do you recall,

The more forgotten of them all?

Esme the excluded vampire

Is forgotten every day

And if you ever saw her

You'd be caught speechless, mmkay?

All of the other Cullens

Get more fame than they deserve

They never let poor Esme

Have her shining moment (What nerve!)

Then one shining moment came

Esme took it without fright

"My dear family I must say,

Don't you care about my right?"

Then how the family loved her

As they finally let her havve some fame

Esme the excluded vampire

You have just put them to shame.

We Wish you a Cullen Christmas

(To the tune of We Wish You a Merry Christmas)

We wish you a Cullen Christmas

And a werewolf New Moon

Good tidings we bring

From Jane to Corin

Good tidings for Christmas

And a werewolf New Moon

We wish you a Cullen Christmas

And a werewolf New Moon

A/N: Like? Please review! If you watch Stargate Atlantis/Sg-1, there's a version on my profile for that and my friend Rixa is currently working on a Bleach version. Thanks for reading!