Banana: Because there's a lack of Komui and Reever fics. Sure their relationship seems more familial than sexual or whatnot, but they do care for each other! And Lenalee. Then again, who doesn't care for her?

Reever: You're just jealous.

Banana: I am D:

Title: Why You Never Mess With Lees
Prompt: Komui + Reever + discussing Lenalee
Author: Me
Rating: PG (mentions of sex? Wow, I don't even know my own story.)
Characters: Reever, Komui, Dapp, Lenalee, Johnny
Spoilers? Dapp, if you don't know her.
Disclaimer: The plot is MINE.

Enjoy~ R&R would be very much appreciated!

They're watching them from the higher level, the elder itching for his drill while the other is sipping his soda calmly.

Down by the veranda, a beautiful teenage girl seemingly brightens the atmosphere with her joyous laughter. Her lengthy black hair is swept into an elegant, loosely curled horse-tail high on the back of her head. Her cheeks are blushed with a rosy pink, darkened by the light make up that embellished her pretty face. The rich silk clothing of her homeland accentuates her slim and slender figure, showing the world just how much she had grown.

"Calm down, will you?"

"I am calm."

"You're gritting your teeth."

"Just practicing my smile~"

"She isn't going to date someone without your consent."

No reply.

Reever sets his can on the rail to massage his partner's shoulders, standing behind the taller man. Outside, Linalee laughs once more at something Timothy and Lavi told her. Inside, a good amount of men (the new Order members) would discreetly eye the girl with interested looks; the Australian just knows that by tomorrow their work would quadruple because of a certain protective big brother.

The younger Lee excuses herself from the two and heads inside, making her way to the buffet table with a few greetings here and there to the people that she's familiar with. Under his kneeding fingers Reever feels the loosened knot form immediately when a scientist- Central's own, he notes- walks up to the girl and begins his smooth talking. Or attempts to, anyway. Johnny and Dapp interrupts their conversation not too long after the bloke from Central opened his mouth. Silently, Reever blesses his two subordinates for preventing a debacle.

"There's really nothing to worry about."

"But what if a swarm of perverts corner her later on?" Komui whines, fingers twisting and twitching. "I'll set Komurin XXIX on them!"

"She'll just kick you later on for the damage you're causing, idiot."

"But Reever! Linalee's precious-"

"Innocence. I know, I know." Reever finishes with ease. He abandons his massage, planning to continue the action later in the evening (or early morning). His arms slip around Komui's waist, hands clasping on the stomach as his chin rests on the other's shoulder. Thankfully there is no objection to either action- Komui just relaxes and leans his back to his young lover's front.

They remain silent as the man from Central, irrate at the two from Headquarters for stopping him, grabs Johnny's shoulder roughly. Dapp easily pushes the bloke off the frightened North American. Red-faced, and presumably angry, the guy responds to the action with a sneering face. Linalee appears from behind Dapp, stepping in to stop a possible fight, her back to the two head males. The jerk reddens with embarrassment and begins apologizing; Linalee must have said something because the jerk smiles.

The poor, poor fool never noticed when Linalee activated her Dark Boots and kicked him across the room. Komui and Reever just watches the body fly, crashing through a window and vanishing outside.

"I think I'll let Komurin XXXVIII castrate that guy." Komui comments lightly, nodding like as if he approves of the idea (which he does, obviously). "It would've been Komurin XXX, but I still need to adjust its strength on its super-duper egg crusher; it's not super enough."

Reever just keeps his mouth shut and creates a mental reminder to tell the Matron to prepare for another organ reattachment surgery.

Banana: Also, does anyone know where I can get a prompt table? I don't mind prompts from others, too~