So yeah… about that… I'll try not to let it happen again. Pinky promise.

Chapter 15 Uncle Addi

*~o0o~*RPOV*~o0o~*

I stared up at Christian through my hair. "What do you need Christian? You can go to the bathroom by yourself in the night."

He looked like he was about to cry. What did this boy want that bad, he was really playing it up. "I had a bad dream and wanted to know if I could sleep with you and Daddy."

I sighed looking around the bed, it was a queen size, somehow Dimitri was able to get me an upgrade, personally I had no problem with it. "I suppose."

I pushed Dimitri over so Christian could have room. Dimitri shot up, his hair flying in every which way, making him look like a sleepy lion. He looked at Christian then back at me, I gave him another shove. He moved this time, and Christian, being Christian, hopped into the space Dimitri had just made for me.

"Thanks Mommy, Daddy. " With that he fell asleep. Sleep was not peaceful however, Christian soon began to deliver a series of kicks that would have made my instructor proud.

I looked at Dimitri. "This is never happening again. You know how I am when I don't get my sleep. Now someone has to pay, the question is, you or him?" Dimitri got a panicked look on his face and over enthusiastically pointed at Christian. "That's what I thought." With that I jumped over Christian, onto Dimitri, and pushed Christian off the bed, causing him to fall on top of Eddie.

Eddie was quick to respond but his attempts failed because when Christian's fat ass landed on top of him he became trapped inside his sleeping bag. He began to give out girlish screams about not enough air.

Eddies screams woke up Lisa, who jumped into Dimitri's arms crying. "Daddy save me! The boys are going to get me!" It truly surprised me that no one came to check what all the commotion was about.

Eddie, who had finally freed his arm from the sleeping bad, began beating Christian. "God Christian get your fat ass off me!" Christian, however, managed to fall back asleep in the short amount of time he crushed Eddie.

Dimitri glared at Eddie. "Young man," Dimitri boomed, effectively waking up Flame-boy, who began to cower at the sound of his voice. "Where in the hell did you learn that kind of language?"

Eddie pointed towards me. "From Mommy, who else?"

Dimitri sighed. "I'll take care of that later, when we're alone." He gave me a wink. "Now everyone back to their sleeping bags. No more interruptions for the rest of the night." He re-tucked everyone back into their sleeping bags. "Good night and sleep tight. I'm serious no one gets out of their sleeping bag." He gave each one a look before climbing back into bed with me. I could really get use to him sleeping here.

I woke up, from what seemed to be the shortest sleep of my life, to silence. My first thoughts were of a nice morning of Dimitri time, then immediately began to worry because I had three hyper teenagers on my hands acting as children, and there wasn't a sound to be heard. My eyes shot open to find those said 'children' sound asleep all spooning each other. Creepy.

I sighed in content. "Dimitri." I whispered, making sure I didn't wake the sleeping monsters.

He pulled closer and buried his head into my neck. "Five more minutes, Roza."

"Come on Dimitri, we could have some alone time. Our 'children' are still asleep." I nudged him with my shoulder.

He kissed my neck. "I like the sound of that."

He went to kiss me when Eddie jumped up suddenly from between Lissa and Christian. "Christian! That was the most repulsive thing I have ever felt in my life!"

Christian groaned and looked around, blushing. "Don't judge man, it's not like Liss didn't feel anything."

Lissa suddenly sat up. "He's right Eddie, I just thought it was your knee at first, then you two started talking."

They had moved into a circle and sat staring at each other, frowning. Christian slowly raised his hand to Eddie's face, he caressed his cheek for a moment then slapped him. Eddie took no time to respond, he smacked Christian. Christian smacked him back, they repeated this motion for a few minutes.

"Do you think we should intervene?" Dimitri asked as we sat up.

"No, let Eddie get a few more hits on him. He needs to learn to man up." I leaned back into the warmth of him.

Lissa looked to us then the boys, then back again. She frowned the tackled both boys and punched them both. "Stop fighting!" She screamed and sat back down on her sleeping bag.

Eddie and Christian sat up dumbfounded that sweet little Lissa had just gone all football player on them. "Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bag." Eddie said, which earned him another hit.

Breakfast was just as bad, if not worse than last night. First Christian wanted Fruit Loops, which made Lissa cry, then he got a marshmallow from his Lucky Charms stuck in her hair, which also caused her to cry, then Eddie spilled his juice onto her lap. The boys kept giving each other secretive glances, which after the spilling of juice; I came to realize that they had teamed up against Lissa for hurting them earlier. Being the smart girl she is, she spit in their food when they left to get napkins, telling them afterwards that she had done it.

My parents choose that moment to enter the cafeteria, walking into a scene of Christian and Eddies faces scrunched up as they curled themselves into the fetal position. My mom began to 'yell' at me for not taking good care of her grandchildren, making a bigger than necessary scene, looks like someone's in the game now. She made them hold hands and escorted them to class, telling them she would pick them up after class to make sure they got to all of their classes. Dimitri, my dad and I got a good laugh out of that, until she made us join.

After classes that day Adrian has scheduled 'family fun with Uncle Addi'. Which was basically his way of torturing us all until we had no will left to live, or something like that…

"Ok, now that everyone's here," He shot a look at me. "We can begin Family Fun. The first even requires each person to pick a partner. After you pick your partner you must make up some kind of language to communicate with, you will only have 30 seconds. After you develop your language you will have to come up with a saying of phrase to relay to the rest of the group. Get it, got it, good. Your time begins," he waited a few seconds. "NOW!"

I quickly grabbed Dimitri. "Do you have any idea how to do this?" he nodded. "Well get on it!"

"You have fifteen seconds left!" Adrian shouted, startling everyone. Dimitri just smiled and stared at me while I frantically look around. "Five seconds!"

"Dimitri! We're going to lose!" he just kept smiling.

"Times up! Everyone will now gather in a line, standing across from your partner. We'll go down the line and when it is your turn we will watch as you fail." He snickered. "Christian, Eddie, you're up first."

We all turn to stare at Christian as he begins to kick and make ninja noises. Eddie watched him carefully, his eyes went wide as he pulled a pelvic thrust and did a solider salute.

Eddie turned bright red. "Uh, I think he said that he wants to watch Rose and Dimitri get down…" he just trailed off at the end, staring into the forest.

Christian immediately turned red. "No! That is most definitely not what I said. I said I wanted to learn combat like the Guardians who train like soldiers! God Eddie how did you get Rose and Dimitri getting down out of that?"

"I… uh… yeah. Lissa, Adrian, why don't you show us what you have?" he quickly changed the subject.

Lissa giggled as she began to do a spin, then she leaped down into a deep crouch, I think she was trying to do ballet. She then made a biting gesture and began to run around in a circle, flailing her arms about. Then she fell to the floor and made a choking noise, that lead me to believe she was dying.

Adrian smiled. "It's obvious that in the Nutcracker ballet the lead girl goes made and dies of unknown causes."

Lissa frowns and smacks him. "No you idiot! The Nutcracker comes to life and kills all of the dancers in the production! All that vodka has gone to your head!"

He mumbles something none of us can hear. "Rose, Dimitri, your turn."

I look at Dimitri nervously and was taken by surprise when he caught me in an earth-shattering kiss. He held me for several seconds after. "He says that he loves me and he's never letting me go." Lissa made cooing noises at us.

"Dimitri, is that what you said?" she asked him.

"Most definitely what I said." He kissed me once more.

Adrian growled. "I guess they're the winner. Hip hip hooray." He wiggled his hands above his head in a way that made me sure he was definitely not happy about losing.

Lissa suddenly turned on her oh so innocent face and turned to Adrian. "Now what Uncle Addi?"

He looked around, baffled. "Well… we could… you know…that thing…"

"What's going on out here Adrian?" we all turned in shock to our newest member of our group. She frowned. "I'm waiting, Adrian."

"We're playing a game, Auntie."

Dun dun dun duunnnnnnnnn!