Chapter 2: That Time?

Disclaimer: I do not, nor will I ever own Kingdom Hearts

(A/N: Please, for any women about to read this chapter, I DO NOT know the, let's say "symptoms" of "that time" so just go along with it.)

"Uh oh. It's that time of the month." Kairi said as she panicked.

"What?!" everyone shouted in shock.

The urge to face palm overwhelmed the group and left a red handprint on everyone's forehead.

"So what are the 'symptoms'?" Riku asked.

"Couldn't you have used a better word for the situation?" Kairi asked.

"I couldn't think of one." Riku said nonchalantly.

Kairi sighed as she resisted the urge to face palm again.

"Ok then" Kairi said "these 'symptoms' include bleeding, number one, mood swings, number two, and other physical problems, number three."

"Physical problems? Such as?" Riku asked.

"It varies… sometimes it's a stomach pain, other times its cravings and other stuff like that."

"I see… So how long does 'this time' last?" Riku asked.

"It usually lasts around a week." Kairi replied.

"So from your experience…" Riku started.

"This week is going to be hell… Kairi finished.

"Hmm… So what the others doi-" Riku was cut off by what he saw as he tilted his head in Sora's direction.

Sora was kneeling on the sand with her hands over her face, sobbing. Donald and Goofy were doing whatever they could to cheer her up.

"Whaaaa! How come this stuff alwa-*hic* happens to me! Why couldn't they happen to the son of a bi-*hic* Riku?!" Sora whined.

Riku twitched at that last comment, but he knew he couldn't blame her. It wasn't her true feelings, or at least he hoped not, for Sora's sake.

"It has begun…" Kairi said demonically, using Riku's dark demeanor to full its extent.

Riku twitched at that also. He didn't know how scary he could be.

Riku looked back towards Sora, avoiding his body's scary expression. He tried his best not to laugh at the scene back in Sora's direction, and failed miserably. What he saw back there would make even emo people break out an astonished expression as they slashed their wrists. Sora's expression was with clenched teeth, flaring eyes, which were brimming with tears, various liquids running down from her face, and wild flailing hair. It was an expression you'd never expect to see on Kairi's face. Goofy was standing behind his shield while Donald casted Reflectaga. Sora was smashing her Keyblade against their defenses while yelling angry nonsense. Donald and Goofy looked back and begged for help from Kairi and Riku.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT, HUH? You're intruding on my pri*hic*acy! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR –" Sora noticed Riku clenching his stomach and laughing his face beet red.

Sora bolted towards Riku at full speed and stuck her Keyblade in the sand a centimeter from his head.

"What the hell is so damned funny?" Sora asked coldly.

At this point, Riku is terrified at the fact he nearly had his head slashed open and responded with, "N-n-n-nothing, n-nothing at all."

Sora's expression suddenly changed as she asked, "Aww, c'mon Riku tell me! Don't be such a meanie!"

"Uh…go ask those two, they'll tell you" Riku said in response to such an awkward comment made by the most unlikely person.

"Okay!" she said cheerfully as she skipped towards Donald and Goofy.

"What the hell was that Kairi?" Riku asked with an irritated tone "You said mood swings, not personality changes."

"It's probably because Sora is new to it and can't control it quite yet." Kairi said, sounding like both a psychiatrist and a health professor.

"Should we tell our parents?" Riku asked.

"No, it'll probably worry them. We should keep it a secret from them." Kairi said.

"What about our problem? He'll surely blow it with the condition he's in." Riku said pointing at Sora.

"…" Kairi ponders for a moment before saying, "I know…you could tell Sora's mom that you're inviting 'me' over for a study session."

"That's a great idea! That way I can keep watch over the idiot." Riku said with a happy tone and Sora's trademark grin "Since when were you so smart Kairi?"

"What does that mean?" Kairi asked in a harsh tone.

"Firstly, I was always just as smart, if not smarter than the two of you." Kairi snapped back "Secondly, while you two were off on your adventures, I stuck around and went to school for two years."

"Alright, alright I get it!" Riku said, stopping Kairi's ranting. "Its twilight already, we should go before vampires and werewolves come out to attack us while Sora's high on estrogen." Riku stated pointing towards the Sun on the horizon.

"Twilight, vampires, werewolves, a retarded girl, I swear I've read a book about that before." Kairi stated.

"You're probably just imagining it, who would write about something so stupid?" Riku said somewhat jokingly.

"Yeah, you're probably right." Kairi said "C'mon Sora! We're leaving now!"

"Okay~!" Sora yelled as she, once again, started skipping towards the boats.

Figuring that it would just cause more problems if Sora was to row in her unstable condition, Riku decided to row the both of the across. Half way through the ride, Sora started to blush.

"What's wrong Sora?" Riku asked, with a hint of concern that the boat will soon be flipped upside down.

"Riku, you're kinda acting like my boyfriend. Wo-would you want to?" Sora asked, while blushing a deep shade of red.

Riku flinched, cringed, and had a full body twitch at the same time the word "boyfriend" left her lips, noting the fact that this was Sora.

"Uh…Oh My God, what the hell is that?!" Riku said while pointing to the sky.

"What, what?!" Sora asked as Riku brought the ore up and 'Whack'.

Sora woke up the next morning in his own room.

'Oh it was all just a dream, thank God.' Sora thought to himself.

Then he felt something else in his bed. He looked towards it and saw a figure asleep with spiky, light brown hair.

'…damn it…' she thought.

"Hey, hey wake up." she said quietly to the sleeping figure that was her body.

The figure only shifted a little in the bed, refusing to wake up.

Sora kicked the body out of bed and caused a resounding 'crash'.

The person woke up painfully as he exclaimed, "What the hell man?!"

"You finally awake Riku?" Sora asked with a smirk.

"Riku? I'm Roxas, and why are you here Kairi?" Roxas asked with a dazed and confused look.

"Roxas?!" Sora shouted "Why are you in my body?! And where's Riku?!"

"Sora? Your body? We share the same body idiot." Roxas said smugly.

Just to prove his point, there a blinding flash of light and then Roxas' body walks out, clothes and everything.

"See?" Roxas said with a grin.

"Yeah, whatever. Where the hell is Riku?" Sora asked, slightly disappointing Roxas to have the subject changed like that.

"What is it, you idiot?" said the lazy voice of Namine who just woke up.

"R-Riku, is that you in Namine's body?" Sora asked nervously.

"What the hell are you talking abou–AHHHHHHH!!!!" Riku screeched.

"Wow, what an unexpected turn of events." Roxas said.

"Shut the hell up Roxas!" they both said in unison, which made Roxas recoil.

"I wonder what happened to Kairi and Namine" Sora said with her hand on her chin.

Suddenly the phone rings and the Caller ID says it's from Riku.

Sora picks up the phone and says, "Hello, who is this?"

"K-Kairi, is that you?" said the person over the line.

"No, I'm Sora, who is this?" Sora said.

"This is Namine" he said with Riku's voice.

"If you're Namine, then…where is Kairi? Is she in my body?" Sora asked not knowing where her friend was.

END. (I hoped you enjoyed it. Next Chapter: Swapped Again? Please review. Thanks for reading. P.S. – Yes, the other people can also hear the nobodies talking without using the shared body physically.)