Hey guys thanks for waiting so patiently...two years :/...sorry bout that. I kinda didnt have the film and got stuck as to what to write, however, my mum got my the Longest Yard for Christmas and alas the story will live on

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Two guards – the one that had said she was pretty and a tall, muscular blonde – escorted her into where the prisoner's personal cells were.

"Wow, first girl inmate I've ever seen here"

The blonde smiled goofily at her and Ally gave a slightly awkward smile back. The other guard scoffed;

"Jesus H, Englehart – she's still an inmate"

"Sorry Cap'n"

The captain pushed me slightly as I tried to slow down. I was nervous; I could hear inmates.

"Just walk"

They opened the little gate thing and people stared as I was taken to a cell.

"Warden had it adjusted so as to cater to your delicate feminine sensibilities"

I raised an eyebrow as I walked into a room – my toilet was behind a wall and there was a room partition between the door and my bed. It was a bit better than everyone else's.

"Thank him for me won't ya"

Captain gave a smirk;

"Yes, ma'am"

Englehart gave me a small smile and wave before the two of them walked off and allowed me to settle into my room. My first drawer was filled with underwear – although the bras were mainly sports and didn't have any metal under-wiring. There was also a drawer with a pair of full jeans, jean shorts, and three pairs of track suit bottoms. In another drawer were tank tops – black, white and grey and blue shirts.

I changed out of the white jumpsuit behind the toilet wall and into a pair of track suit bottoms and a white tank top before retying the laces to the boots I was wearing.

I put my hair in a ponytail before pulling on a cap so my face wouldn't burn – I may be tan but that doesn't mean I won't burn from the hot Texan sun.

I took a deep breath before walking out of the little cell and into the big bad world of prison. Just as I did, a bell sounded. A guy passed as I stared up in confusion and whispered to me, helpfully;

"Lunch-time"

I gave him a small smile;

"So what's some delicious white chocolate such as yourself doing in an all male prison?"

"What's a tiny little black guy like you doing in a prison like Allenvale?"

"Touché…I'm Caretaker"

"I'm Ally"

We smiled at each other and walked down to the canteen. Everyone went quiet when I walked through the door.

"Don't let them know you're scared, they can smell fear. You're the first ever girl here so as far as they know you're a mass murderer"

He pushed my back in a way that made me stand tall;

"Now look fierce"

I shot him a confused look before making my way over to the food line. I fetched my food and turned around, making everyone start back into chatter.

"Come on Al, you can sit with me"

I gave Caretaker a smile and he led me over to what I assumed was his normal seat. People stared, we ate and eventually someone started a fight, causing the guards to release this ball of bullets.

What a good first meal.

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