On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . A flea in a Sacred tree
Myoga: SOMEONE GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . Two bowls of sake
Bankotsu: Want some?
And a flea in a Sacred tree!
Myoga: Hello? Anyone there?!
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . Three Osuwari's (sit)
Inuyasha: Stop that Kagome!
Two bowls of sake
Bankotsu: I'm bad because I kill people, not because I drink
And a flea in a god tree!
Myoga: QUIT IGNORING ME!
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . Four scarf hats
Renkotsu: HEY!
Three Osuwari's
Inuyasha: FUCK YOU KAGOME!
Two bowls of sake
Bankotsu: Is this grape flavored?
And a flea in a Sacred tree!
Myoga: *sits on a branch* I guess I could enjoy watching Inuyasha getting sat
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . Five bows and arrows
Kagome : ...but I already have bows and arrows
Four scarf hats
Renkotsu: *sobs* I wasn't always bald
Three Osuwari's
Inuyasha: FUCK YOU!
Two bowls of sake
Bankotsu: *on 8th bowl*
And a flea in a Sacred tree!
Myoga: This is getting embarrassing
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . six proposals
Miroku: Sango, will you bear my children?
Sango: *hits Miroku with her Hiraikotsu*
Five bows and arrows
Kagome: Are these special or something? I don't see why I have them
Four scarf hats
Renkotsu: I was in a fire accident! *in tears*
Three Osuwari's
Inuyasha: I think that's ENOUGH
Two bowls of sake
Bankotsu: *drunk*
And a flea in a Sacred tree!
Myoga: *glares at author* I fell like an idiot for being up here!
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . Seven dead priestesses
Kikyo: . . . I'm not the only dead here
Six proposals
Miroku: Will any of you girls bear my child?
Girls: Get away from us!
Five bows and arrows
Kagome: I guess I can try using these…
Four scarf hats
Renkotsu: WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL THEM I'M BALD?!
Three Osuwari's
Inuyasha: Ugh, my back
Two bowls of sake
Bankotsu: *trying to stand up* I need*hiccup* another bowl
And a flea in a Sacred tree
Myoga: Is this the same tree Inuyasha was pinned to?
On the eight day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . Eight fluffy pelts
Sesshoumaru: They're called fur pelts
Seven dead priestesses
Kikyo: My true love is Inuyasha
Six proposals
Miroku: How about you, little girl? Will you bear my child?
Little girl: I'm only eleven
Five bow and arrows
Kagome: *shoots arrow at Jaken*
Jaken: *has an arrow at his back*
Kagome: Oops
Four scarf hats
Renkotsu: I think they all KNOW
Three Osuwari's
Inuyasha: *in a hole*
Two bowls of sake
Bankotsu: I finally got another bowl!
Jakotsu: *jacks it*
And a flea in a Sacred tree!
Myoga: *asleep*
On the Ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . Nine breaking hearts
Koga: Kagome will you marry me
Kagome: No
Eight fluffy pelts
Sesshomaru: FUR pelts
Seven dead priestesses
Kikyo: Inuyasha come to Hell with me
Inuyasha: *mumbles something inside of his hole*
Six proposals
*girls jump Miroku*
Five bows and arrows
Kagome: Is someone going to help him…
Jaken: *lying on ground*
Four scarf hats
Renkotsu: STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!
Three Osuwari's
Inuyasha: *still in hole*
Two bowls of sake
Bankotsu: Give it back Jakotsu!
And a flea in a Sacred tree
Myoga: Zzz...
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . Ten sacred jewel shards
Naraku: Ooo give them to me
Inuyasha: *gets out of hole and chases Naraku into the forest with his sword*
Nine breaking hearts
Mukotsu: *comes to Kagome with a ring*
Kagome: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
Mukotsu: *leaves depressed*
Eight fluffy pelts
Sesshomaru: Fine call them that. *models fluffy(fur) pelt*
Seven dead priestesses
Kikyo: Inuyasha?
Six proposals
Miroku: Am I that bad?
Girls: *jump Miroku again*
Five bows and arrows
Kagome: I think I'll stick with my old archery equipment…
Four scarf hats
Renkotsu: Yeah? WELL SCRREW ALL OF YOU!
Three Osuwari's
Inuyasha: Now Naraku got away!
Two bowls of sake
Bankotsu: JAKOTSU!
And a flea in a Sacred tree!
Myoga: *in his sleep* Food is sooo good
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . Eleven cups of Ramen
Shippo: RAMEN!
Inuyasha: MINE!
Ten jewel shards
*Inuyasha, Bankotsu, Koga, and Naraku jump the jewel shards*
Inuyasha: Who let Naraku back? *chases him into the forest again*
Bankotsu: Why didn't Jakotsu come?
Nine breaking hearts
Suikotsu: I love you Kikyo
Kikyo: Sorry, I am Inuyasha's
Eight fluffy pelts
Sesshomaru: Of course just by wearing this you won't be as powerful as me
Everyone: NO ONE WANTS TO BUY THEM!
Seven dead priestesses
Kikyo: Inuyasha, come with me to Hell. It's a nice place where we can be together forever.
Six proposals
Miroku: GET OFF ME!
Five bow and arrows
Kagome: Does anyone want to buy them?
Four scarf hats
Renkotsu: It's the style now
Sesshomaru: No, my fur pelts are the style
Three Osuwari's
Inuyasha: CUT IT OUT!
Two bowls of sake
Bankotsu: Jakotsu took all my bowls!
And a flea in a Sacred tree
Myoga: *wakes up* Is it over yet?
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . Twelve iron claws
Suikotsu: Those are mine!
Eleven cups of Ramen
Inuyasha: Grr…Shippo let go
Ten jewel shards
Inuyasha, Bankotsu, and Koga: MINE! MINE! LET GO! MAKE ME!*growl*
Nine breaking hearts
Kikyo: Inuyasha…
Inuyasha: I'm trying to get jewel shards!
Eight fluffy pelts
Sesshomaru: Sword is not included *continues modeling*
Seven dead priestesses
Kikyo: Are you coming Inuyasha?
Six proposals
Miroku: I'll go ask Sango again. Sango
Five bow and arrows
Kagome: Sesshomaru, I'll trade you my bow and arrows for your fur pelts
Sesshomaru: FINALLY!
Four scarf hats
Renkotsu: STOP MOCKING ME!
Three Osuwari's
Inuyasha is now done with the count
Two bowls of sake
Bankotsu: Don't I get anymore?
And a flea in a Sacred tree
Myoga: ABOUT TIME *gets out of the tree*