On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . A flea in a Sacred tree

Myoga: SOMEONE GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . Two bowls of sake

Bankotsu: Want some?

And a flea in a Sacred tree!

Myoga: Hello? Anyone there?!

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . Three Osuwari's (sit)

Inuyasha: Stop that Kagome!

Two bowls of sake

Bankotsu: I'm bad because I kill people, not because I drink

And a flea in a god tree!

Myoga: QUIT IGNORING ME!

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . Four scarf hats

Renkotsu: HEY!

Three Osuwari's

Inuyasha: FUCK YOU KAGOME!

Two bowls of sake

Bankotsu: Is this grape flavored?

And a flea in a Sacred tree!

Myoga: *sits on a branch* I guess I could enjoy watching Inuyasha getting sat

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . Five bows and arrows

Kagome : ...but I already have bows and arrows

Four scarf hats

Renkotsu: *sobs* I wasn't always bald

Three Osuwari's

Inuyasha: FUCK YOU!

Two bowls of sake

Bankotsu: *on 8th bowl*

And a flea in a Sacred tree!

Myoga: This is getting embarrassing

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . six proposals

Miroku: Sango, will you bear my children?

Sango: *hits Miroku with her Hiraikotsu*

Five bows and arrows

Kagome: Are these special or something? I don't see why I have them

Four scarf hats

Renkotsu: I was in a fire accident! *in tears*

Three Osuwari's

Inuyasha: I think that's ENOUGH

Two bowls of sake

Bankotsu: *drunk*

And a flea in a Sacred tree!

Myoga: *glares at author* I fell like an idiot for being up here!

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . Seven dead priestesses

Kikyo: . . . I'm not the only dead here

Six proposals

Miroku: Will any of you girls bear my child?

Girls: Get away from us!

Five bows and arrows

Kagome: I guess I can try using these…

Four scarf hats

Renkotsu: WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL THEM I'M BALD?!

Three Osuwari's

Inuyasha: Ugh, my back

Two bowls of sake

Bankotsu: *trying to stand up* I need*hiccup* another bowl

And a flea in a Sacred tree

Myoga: Is this the same tree Inuyasha was pinned to?

On the eight day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . Eight fluffy pelts

Sesshoumaru: They're called fur pelts

Seven dead priestesses

Kikyo: My true love is Inuyasha

Six proposals

Miroku: How about you, little girl? Will you bear my child?

Little girl: I'm only eleven

Five bow and arrows

Kagome: *shoots arrow at Jaken*

Jaken: *has an arrow at his back*

Kagome: Oops

Four scarf hats

Renkotsu: I think they all KNOW

Three Osuwari's

Inuyasha: *in a hole*

Two bowls of sake

Bankotsu: I finally got another bowl!

Jakotsu: *jacks it*

And a flea in a Sacred tree!

Myoga: *asleep*

On the Ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . Nine breaking hearts

Koga: Kagome will you marry me

Kagome: No

Eight fluffy pelts

Sesshomaru: FUR pelts

Seven dead priestesses

Kikyo: Inuyasha come to Hell with me

Inuyasha: *mumbles something inside of his hole*

Six proposals

*girls jump Miroku*

Five bows and arrows

Kagome: Is someone going to help him…

Jaken: *lying on ground*

Four scarf hats

Renkotsu: STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!

Three Osuwari's

Inuyasha: *still in hole*

Two bowls of sake

Bankotsu: Give it back Jakotsu!

And a flea in a Sacred tree

Myoga: Zzz...

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . Ten sacred jewel shards

Naraku: Ooo give them to me

Inuyasha: *gets out of hole and chases Naraku into the forest with his sword*

Nine breaking hearts

Mukotsu: *comes to Kagome with a ring*

Kagome: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

Mukotsu: *leaves depressed*

Eight fluffy pelts

Sesshomaru: Fine call them that. *models fluffy(fur) pelt*

Seven dead priestesses

Kikyo: Inuyasha?

Six proposals

Miroku: Am I that bad?

Girls: *jump Miroku again*

Five bows and arrows

Kagome: I think I'll stick with my old archery equipment…

Four scarf hats

Renkotsu: Yeah? WELL SCRREW ALL OF YOU!

Three Osuwari's

Inuyasha: Now Naraku got away!

Two bowls of sake

Bankotsu: JAKOTSU!

And a flea in a Sacred tree!

Myoga: *in his sleep* Food is sooo good

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . Eleven cups of Ramen

Shippo: RAMEN!

Inuyasha: MINE!

Ten jewel shards

*Inuyasha, Bankotsu, Koga, and Naraku jump the jewel shards*

Inuyasha: Who let Naraku back? *chases him into the forest again*

Bankotsu: Why didn't Jakotsu come?

Nine breaking hearts

Suikotsu: I love you Kikyo

Kikyo: Sorry, I am Inuyasha's

Eight fluffy pelts

Sesshomaru: Of course just by wearing this you won't be as powerful as me

Everyone: NO ONE WANTS TO BUY THEM!

Seven dead priestesses

Kikyo: Inuyasha, come with me to Hell. It's a nice place where we can be together forever.

Six proposals

Miroku: GET OFF ME!

Five bow and arrows

Kagome: Does anyone want to buy them?

Four scarf hats

Renkotsu: It's the style now

Sesshomaru: No, my fur pelts are the style

Three Osuwari's

Inuyasha: CUT IT OUT!

Two bowls of sake

Bankotsu: Jakotsu took all my bowls!

And a flea in a Sacred tree

Myoga: *wakes up* Is it over yet?

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . Twelve iron claws

Suikotsu: Those are mine!

Eleven cups of Ramen

Inuyasha: Grr…Shippo let go

Ten jewel shards

Inuyasha, Bankotsu, and Koga: MINE! MINE! LET GO! MAKE ME!*growl*

Nine breaking hearts

Kikyo: Inuyasha…

Inuyasha: I'm trying to get jewel shards!

Eight fluffy pelts

Sesshomaru: Sword is not included *continues modeling*

Seven dead priestesses

Kikyo: Are you coming Inuyasha?

Six proposals

Miroku: I'll go ask Sango again. Sango

Five bow and arrows

Kagome: Sesshomaru, I'll trade you my bow and arrows for your fur pelts

Sesshomaru: FINALLY!

Four scarf hats

Renkotsu: STOP MOCKING ME!

Three Osuwari's

Inuyasha is now done with the count

Two bowls of sake

Bankotsu: Don't I get anymore?

And a flea in a Sacred tree

Myoga: ABOUT TIME *gets out of the tree*