Hi everyone and Happy December! I get extremely bored during English class at school because the teacher just lets me do what I want so I have made up some FMA Christmas songs for you guys! I matched up the words in them so they'll work up exactly like the song they're matched to! I hope you all enjoy and have Happy Holidays!

Mustang got Ran Over by a Reindeer

(To the song: 'Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer')

Sung by: Havoc, Breda, Falman, and Fuery. HV= Havoc, B= Breda, FA= Falman, FUE= Fuery

Chorus:

(All)

Mustang got ran over by a reindeer!

Walking home from HQ, Christmas Eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for us we really do believe!

Verse 1

(HV)

It was dark and it was stormy.

Colonel Useless grumbled on.

And then hit without much warning.

He fell face-first in snow drifts on the ground.

Chorus:

(All)

Mustang got ran over by a reindeer!

Walking home from HQ, Christmas Eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for us we really do believe!

Verse 2:

(B)

Hawkeye quickly pulled a weapon.

Aimed her gun up at the sky!

Trigger pulled. No hesitation!

And then looked down the Colonel, that poor guy.

Chorus:

(All)

Mustang got ran over by a reindeer!

Walking home from HQ, Christmas Eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for us we really do believe!

Verse 3:

(FA)

Santa quickly was arrested!

And was charged for hit and run!

Sent to court and Furer Bradley.

He found out that prison just was not that fun.

Chorus:

(All)

Mustang got ran over by a reindeer!

Walking home from HQ, Christmas Eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for us we really do believe!

Verse 4:

(FUE)

Oh poor Roy did not recover.

But there is a lesson here!

If you're out the Eve of Christmas.....

Always look out for s sleigh and flying deer!

Chorus:

(All)

Mustang got ran over by a reindeer!

Walking home from HQ, Christmas Eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for us we really do believe!

End

So, I hope you liked it! I find it fun to sing and I'm singing it with my friends at our school's anime club. We're going FMA caroling with all of the songs I'm revising from their original versions! XD Hope you liked this and keep an eye out for more songs!