From Bella:
It's over.
From Edward:
What!
From Bella:
I don't like you anymore.
From Edward:
Bella, please!
From Bella:
You smell of womens deodorant.
From Edward:
Wait...I do not!
From Bella:
I hate your haircut.
From Edward:
My HAIRCUT!
From Bella:
And Jacob is better looking.
From Edward:
Hi Jacob.
From Bella:
Damn! How did you guess?
From Edward:
Because Bella thinks you are a big head that steals peoples mobiles.
From Bella:
Wait a minute, no she doesen't.
From Edward:
She does now...* chuckles evilly*
From Bella:
Oh crap!
From Edward:
I would run as far as you possibly can if i were you.
From Bella:
Good idea *runs for dear life*
From Bella:
Edward i broke your piano.
From Edward:
Hi Emmett.
From Bella:
How do you do that?
From Edward:
Alice just told me.
From Bella:
ARGH THAT LITTLE PIXIE!
From Rosalie:
WHO SPRAY PAINTED MY CAR WITH BRIGHT YELLOW PAINT!!!!!
From Emmett:
Guilty. I hate your car, always have, always will.
From Rosalie:
EMMETT CULLEN YOU ARE DEAD!
From Bella:
But...if i'm here then who is the one getting me into DDTAMPLCDETIAVSITCDBIWSHA?
From Emmett:
DDTAMPLCDETIAVSITCDBIWSHA?
From Bella:
Deep Deep Trouble And Maybe Possibly Likely Certain Death Even Though Im A Vampire So I Technically Can't Die But It Will Still Hurt Anyway. So who is...me?
From Emmett:
And that will teach you to steal my phone again.
From Bella:
You can have your phone back Bella if you call her off!
From Emmett:
Hmmm...* revels feeling of utmost power*
From Bella:
PLEEEESE!
From Alice:
Don't do it Bella.
From Emmett:
* revels feeling of utmost power some more*
From Bella:
What have i ever done to you Alice?
From Alice:
Well you hit me in the face with a paintball, you ruined my favourite handbag and you annoy me.
From Bella:
Your still annoyed about that bag?
From Alice:
DO NOT DISS THE BAG!
From Emmett:
What bag?
From Edward:
It was a bag Alice really liked and Emmett kind of destroyed it.
From Emmett:
State the obvious why don't you. How?
From Bella:
Lets just say oil+pink dye=extremely colourful and slippery interior.
From Emmett:
Ah.
From Rosalie:
WHERE ARE YOU EMMETT!
From Emmett:
look, it wasn't me.
From Alice:
OH BELLA! YOU ARE AN ABSOLOUTE WIMP!
From Emmett:
It was Alice.
From Rosalie:
Right!
From Alice:
WHAT!
From Emmett:
Hehe. Sneaky like.* prepares to gloat mockingly over Alices dead body*
From Alice:
YOU TRAITOR!
From Emmett:
I know.
From Edward:
Alice, if you take one teeny step towards those hairdyes...
WHAT DO YOU THINK! I WANTED A RANDOMIZED STORY AND I THINK I GOT ONE. BELLA IS A VAMPIRE BY THE WAY.