Disclaimer: I do not own anything portrayed in this fanfic, which includes characters and a certain something belonging to Meijin. Everything is the property of Capcom, the rightful owners of the Rockman. exe franchise.

Warnings: Plotless, a sexual innuendo, slight swearing, a lot of yelling

The majority of this fic is a sexual innuendo, so therefore it is not shounen-ai.

"Laika, I can't fit into there."

"What are you talking about, Netto? Of course you can."

"What are YOU talking about? It's too fricking small!"

"Netto-kun, don't swear!"

"Is this his first time Rockman?"

"Yes it is Searchman. It's perfectly understandable that you're nervous Netto-kun!"

"I'm not NERVOUS, OK?!"

"You're not fooling anybody Netto."

"Shut UP, military freak."

"Get a move on then, if you're not nervous."

"…"

"I think it would be better if you relaxed, Netto-kun."

"Rockman, I DON'T NEED YOUR ADVICE."

"Rockman has a point Netto-s – "

"HEY! What're you doing?!"

"Since you clearly have no idea what you're doing I might as well show you-"

"But this is MY practice session, isn't it?! So doesn't that mean that I should be the one – OW! That hurt!!"

"Netto, just let me-"

"GET OFF ME YOU-"

"NETTO-KUN! Listen to Laika-san!!"

"Laika-sama."

"I don't need you to SHOW ME, even though you CLAIM to have more EXPERIENCE-"

"Well of course I have more experience! I'm in the army AND I'm three years older than you-"

"Laika-sama!"

"Netto-kun, just let Laika-!"

"Oh, so now you're bragging! Maybe I should've just waited for papa or Meijin-san to have some spare time then instead of asking YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE TO-"

"LAIKA-SAMA, WATCH OUT FOR THE-"

CRASH.

"-tree."

"OHMYGOD NETTO-KUN ARE YOU OK?!"

"Laika-sama?!"

"…We're fine Searchman."

"Rockman…call Meijin-san and tell him Laika is paying for this, since it's all HIS FAULT!!"

"My fault?! How is it my fault you can't park a car?!"

"That's why you're here: to INSTRUCT ME, not to drive the car yourself! And why did you have to elbow me so hard, huh?!"

"It was an accident! And what was I supposed to do? You were holding up the traffic!"

"Rockman, Meijin-san has car insurance, right?"

"………I don't think he does………"

What was Meijin thinking, lending his car to Netto and not getting insurance? XD