We've been running for almost 2 hours now.

Ask me where? Well, I have no idea.

I personally think that we're going in no specific direction at all!

Then all of a sudden, both Emmett and Jasper stopped and faced me with the most serious face I've ever seen, and they looked so awkward with stern eyes that I just had to laugh!

My hands went around my stomach and when I looked back up to face them, I fell on my knees and I laughed harder than before because the look on their faces was priceless!

It took me a minute to regain my composure. "Okay sorry. Now what is it that you want?" I said before giggling like a maniac.

"What the hell? Who are you and what have you done to Bella?" Emmett said still eyeing me suspiciously, like I've grown another head.

"Oh shut up! Don't blame me! It isn't everyday you see two usually crazy vampires with straight faces that looks so weird on them right?" I retorted back and for full effect I stuck my tongue out on him.

"What now? You're telling me that the magnificent Emmett doesn't look charming with a straight face on? From which planet did you come from because no living, dead or living dead creature on this glorious planet doesn't appreciate the beauty of Emmett the Great!" He exclaimed with a fake British accent.

"What the-" My supposedly witty remark was cut off by a loud smack created by Jasper hitting Emmett behind his head.

"Now would you two cut it out?" he said clearly annoyed.

I hung my head down low, embarrassed and feeling bad for making my brother mad.

From my side I heard Emmett snickering.

"Sorry Jazz." I said. I waited for Emmett's apology and when I realized that he wasn't planning on doing one anytime soon, I elbowed him on his side, hard.

"Ow!" he turned to look at me mouthing what-was-that-for and I widened my eyes and motioned my head to Jasper "Oh yeah what she said."

"Good, now" he turned to face me. "Bella, are you sure you really want to find out?" He asked.

I nodded my head, probably too hard.

"Do you promise that once you know what you want to know, you wouldn't let him know that you know and that we helped you know what you will know?"

I took my time understanding what Emmett said and answered "Yes."

"Do you also promise that you will not let him know that we still have it and we're not planning on throwing it anytime soon?"

I didn't hesitate, even for a second in saying "Of course I wouldn't! Forever can get boring you know! Sometimes we need a good doze of laughter, so now what? Are you FINALLY going to show me?"

"Why didn't you say so? Come on! Let's go! I want to see your face once you've seen what's Eddie's dirty little secret!" he finished with an evil laugh.

Jasper and I laughed at him, soon enough we were out again running through the forest while laughing.

After 30 more minutes of pure excruciating excitement, we stopped.

"Here we are!" Emmett shouted.

I looked around and really got confused.

"What the hell? We're back home!" I exclaimed, really annoyed.

"No we're not! We're in the backyard! It is here in the backyard!" Emmett said in a 'duh' tone.

I looked at Emmett disbelievingly and turned to look at Jasper.

"Yup!" Jasper said popping the –p with a smug look on his face.

"What the? -" Breathe Bella, breathe. I chanted silently to myself like a mantra while running both of my hands through my hair and pinching the bridge of my nose, a habit I picked up from Edward.

They OBVIOUSLY have a GOOD reason to make me run for 2 AND A HALF HOURS WHILE WEARING NOTHING UNCOMFORTABLE OR SENSIBLE BUT A THOUSAND DOLLAR PAIR OF 6 INCH-JIMMY CHOOS!

I mentally screamed!

Jasper, obviously sensing my evident fury, sent me waves of calm and I snapped my head at him with a look saying 'try me' on my face and he automatically stopped.

After a good minute was spent with me, my mantra and my controlled breathing, while the boys were cowering with fear, I finally regained my composure.

"Okay. Would you care to explain to me why and what was that for?" I asked calmly and properly, oh not to mention decently!

Emmett and Jasper looked at each other, probably mentally debating who should explain.

"Well?" I continued with my calm composure.

Finally, Jasper sighed and mumbled something along the lines of 'you are so going to pay for this if I get killed later'.

"Fine, the running for two and a half hour thing, well, it was supposed to make your scent go everywhere and make it look like we were just fooling around. And exactly why it is here in the backyard well, Emmett thought it was a great a idea since I'm running out of sensible ones why not?" He finished with a shrug.

Oh man!

These two are so messed up!

I took a deep breath, better not waste my breath for something that even nature itself can't control right?

"So? Do you still want to see it or will you spend the rest of your time thinking about how great we are to find a hiding spot as great as this?" Emmett asked.

"Fine. Come on I can't wait any longer!" I exclaimed.

"Now that's a good girl. Come on!" Emmett boomed and laughed evilly before disappearing into the garage and coming back with a shovel in hand.

While Emmett was busy digging, apparently they didn't find 6 feet a safe enough depth so they decided to go 50 feet under, a question popped into my head.

"Jasper, how come Edward, or any other member of the family, didn't know about this when it's only in our freaking backyard?" I asked curiously.

"Well, we hid it with other stuff that when Edward starts to hear us think of he'll immediately try to block us off, successfully hiding it from him." He stated proudly.

I tilted my head to the side thinking what kinds of things those could be.

"And what are those things may I ask?" I continued.

"Well—" Emmett tried to explain to me but he got cut off by Jasper saying "You probably wouldn't want to know."

I already knew what 'kinds of things' those are and I wouldn't want to know about my brothers ' love life in fear of an eternity of too much graphic images.

Ew!

"Yes!" Emmett boomed.

"Found it! Now Jazzy dear would you want to help me lift our treasure?" Emmett asked.

"Fine." Jasper huffed. "And don't call me that!" he added.

Jasper jumped to the hole that Emmett dug and appeared afterward with Emmett and a treasure chest in between them.

They gracefully put it down in front of me and Jasper reached into his back pockets and revealed a key. He unlocked the chest and the two men grinned like a rabid squirrel.