XP: Sorry guys. Mindblocked for seriously long. I wrote bits and pieces every few months.

I may not update for a long while again. Sorry.

Sometimes i feel i get worse and darker as I grow up. Hmm.

Thanks my reviewers, those who stuck with me, even though i am freaking slow, and the new ones, who motivated me as well.

Beybladerkira: More Bladebreakers, a fight between Rei and Tala over Kai... well. I had a mindblock for so long. Hope you don't mind the shit i managed to squeeze out. If ya still not satisfied, you're welcome to leave.

Mashy-Gaara4Life: Hope you managed to write a good story :)

babydragonXXX: Thanks! :)

Ash1692: Is Kai hurt now?

Mangatrial: I guess so :)

Andysanime: Thanks for understandin' yo!

Rangerapprentice: I'm really glad you like it! New readers are especially welcome :) Hold on a sec, I'll explain it... And yeah. Family. ._. Gets that way sometimes.

Necklace: When they wear their respective ones, Kai the phoenix and Tala the wolf, it supresses their emotions and they feel lesser and more detached.

When one of them isn't wearing it, the power of Dark dranzer overwhelms Kai, making him lose consciousness sometimes.

The experiments caused many bitbeasts to reside within Kai, and they surface when they feel their master is threatened, which explains the chapter in which Kai gets possessed and burns the school and stuff. However, these 'nicer' bitbeasts are also suppressed by necklaces.

When they wear each other's necklace instead, their locked emotions are amplified and they get more dramatic. It also has to do with the wishes they made in the earlier chapter, for each other to always be happy and stuff.

Family: Tala is the wife! The second name is the father. lol.

1) Tala, Bryan, Daughter Spencer. (Oldest. Legal.)
2) Tala, Ray, Son Kai. (Second oldest from 'rape')
3) Tala, Brooklyn, Son Ian, (Third oldest from 'rape' in basement.)
4) Tala, Tyson, Daughter Daichi (Youngest currently, from 'rape' Coz Tyson ate the flavored condoms.)

And they have one more adopted son, Max, who is born from Tyson raping Hilary... Tala gives him much love (:

**START***

Kai walked into the room he shared with Tala, holding up the phoenix necklace he got back from Bryan. "You sure?" Kai asked softly, holding it out to Tala. Tala took it with a raised eyebrow. "What's wrong?"

"Well, we'll go insane," Kai deadpanned.

"Why not?" Tala gave a little smile, twirling around in the computer chair he sat on.

"Why NOT?" Kai blinked, staring at Tala incredulously.

"We're happy when we do it, right?" Tala held the necklace up in the air, tilting his head back to stare at it, wth the light reflecting the shiny metal. The metal glowed bright orange. "We have fun, and we bring that fun to others as well. Isn't that good for us?" Tala paused, turning around to look at Kai with a hesitant look.

"Yeah, we do create some messes, but everyone, well, mostly everyone's happy," Kai nodded. His wolf necklace was already around his neck.

"To be honest, I'm a little scared. We don't remember what we do, and we lose control, and act unlike ourselves," Tala admitted.

"But you're gonna do it anyway," Kai smirked, walking over to Tala, resting his arms around Tala's shoulders and putting his chin on Tala's head.

"Yeah, I'm already crazy," Tala snorted, slipping the necklace on. "But you'll be crazy with me."

Both the necklaces glowed a bright red, before Tala and Kai blinked.

"Kaisy?" Tala looked up at Kai with a warm smile.

"Tala!" Kai chuckled, when Tala pinched his cheeks.

"You excited?" Tala questioned, bouncing up and down in his seat. He grabbed Kai, causing Kai to fall onto his lap, before spinning on the chair, making both of them turn.

"Yeah! Stop spinning, Tala!" Kai giggled. "You're making me dizzy!"

"No~!" Tala grinned, spinning the chair even faster.

"Tala~!" Kai whined. "IAN! IAN, HELP ME!"

Ian opened the door and looked in with hesitant eyes. They brightened when he saw Kai and Tala fooling around like hyper active kids. Ian smiled and stopped the chair from spinning. "Mum, you shouldn't spin so much, what if Kai pukes up his breakfast?"

Tala pouted. "Aw, a little fun won't do any harm, will it?" He poked Ian's stomach, Ian's weak spot. Ian giggled, and ran away. Tala rolled on the computer chair, chasing Ian.

"YOU CAN'T ESCAPE, IAN!" Tala gave a maniacle cackle, smiling evilly as he chased Ian by rolling the computer chair on wheels.

"Ah, Tala! Slow down!" Kai shrieked, grabbing onto Tala for dear life. Ian suddenly turned, and Tala followed. "We're, we're gonna crash!"

Ian leaned against the wall to stop, but Tala's chair was too fast to brake, and they fell...

"Oops?" Tala smiled sheepishly as the chair tumbled down the stairs, sending both Kai and Tala flying, a guilty Ian looking from his hidden spot just behind the wall.

When both of them squeezed their eyes shut, expecting a visit to the hospital, they were both pleasantly surprised. They fell into something strong and sturdy, and they both opened their eyes.

Kai blinked.

Tala fluttered his eyelashes seductively.

"OH, HONEY~ I KNEW YOU WOULD SAVE ME~!" Tala cheered, hugging Bryan. Indeed, both of them were held in Bryan's arms, because Bryan and his 'daddy instincts' told him to go to the stairs...

Not.

They were making a lot of noise and Bryan got annoyed, so he went to check it out but got two flying boys instead. "Urgh, get off me!" Bryan screamed, pushing Tala off, and gently setting Kai down, ruffling Kai's hair.

"What's this? Has he grown attached to his family afterall?" Ian said, acting as a running commentator.

"Aw, you know you love me," Tala giggled, slinking up to Bryan, throwing his arms around Bryan's neck.

Kai squealed, "Mommy and Daddy are gonna kiss~! K-i-s-s-i-n-g~!"

"Or, or maybe something even more rated than kissing~!" Ian said suggestivingly, wagging his eyebrows.

Seeing Bryan's murderous looks, Ian jumped onto the railing and slid down easily, (he was wearing socks) and grabbed Kai's hand to save both of them.

"I HATE YOU TALA IVANOV!" Bryan screamed.

"Man, one day he's gonna hurt his throat with all that screaming," Ian complained. Both he and Kai were now watching from a safe distance away.

"DO YOU KNOW HOW WORRIED I WAS?"

Everyone at the scene froze, staring at Bryan with huge eyes. Were those... tears glistening in Bryan's eyes? Tala's arms slid back to his side as he stared up at Bryan blankly.

"YOU BLOODY IDIOT!" Bryan screamed, shaking Tala.

Tala sent an SOS look to Kai, not knowing what to do. Kai frowned, thinking. He prodded Ian for help. Ian shrugged, pretending to be interested in the ceiling.

"TALA! HOW COULD YOU JUST CHANGE SO SUDDENLY? JUST WHEN I GOT USED TO THE CRAZY ONE, YOU TURNED BACK TO CAPTAIN MODE! TAALLAAAAA!" Bryan was ranting in rage. "TAAAAALAAAAA! TAAALA! TALATALATALATALA! TAAAAALLAAAAA! TALALALALA! TALALALALALALALALALALALALA~! TAAAAAAAAAAAAALAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!"

Tala sent a very pitiful look to Kai. Kai looked away, shoulders trembling in what seemed like laughter. Ian looked at them and laughed openly. "Oh my god, Bryan sounds like he's singing!" Ian shook a finger at Bryan. This caused a laugh to escape from Kai's lips.

"TAAALAAAALAAALAAA~~" Ian mimicked in a high pitched voice. Kai laughed uncontrollably.

"TALAAAA, OH MY LOVE, MY TAAAALAAA
MY WONDERFUL TAAALAAAA
HOW I MISSED YOUUUU
TAAAALAAAA~!
Oh, MY WONDERFUL TAAAALAAAA~!
I KNOW I'M SHOUTING BUT I LOVE YOUUU~!

I JUST LIKE SCREAMING YOUR NAME IS ALL~!" Ian sang, and Kai clutched onto Ian's sleeve with one hand and held onto his stomach with another, laughing, begging Ian to stop silently as tears came from laughing too hard.

"You... YOUUU! IAAAAANNN!" Bryan snarled.

"Oops, shit, run!" Ian grabbed Kai's wrist and ran.

Kai stumbled onto the floor, laughing too hard to breathe properly, let alone run. "Go...go ahead, Ian! HAHAHAHA! S-save...save, haha, yourself!"

"No, Kai! I'll never leave you!" Ian said in determination. "An older brother's gotta look out for the rest!" He didn't run away, nudging Kai, trying to get Kai to stand as Bryan drew closer.

"You're the older one? You're 'born' after me," Kai pointed out innocently.

"Alright, I Know I'm gonna die for this," Tala muttered under his breath. He jumped over to Bryan's back, wrapping his arms and legs expertly around Bryan's body to keep him restrained. "Run, Kaisy, Ian... I need a nickname for you. Hmm.. Ian... I-I? I-an-an?" Tala wondered as Bryan thrashed in his grip. "ARGH! RUN, MY BABIES!"

"Aaaaahhhh!" Kai screamed, running away, with Ian close behind him. They went over to the kitchen, where hushed whispers took place. Eyes brightening mischieviously, Ian raised a finger to his lips, hinting that they should eavesdrop on the Bladebreaker's conversation.

"I have no idea what I'd rather them be," Rei admitted.

"Cold bastards on one hand, crazy kids on another, talk about bipolar," Hiro shook his head.

"Well, they're both annoying no matter what!" Tyson huffed.

"Well, I guess they should have a chance to act like kids..." Hilary faltered, remembering the messes they made.

"I-I, well, they're both... strong-willed no matter what state they're in, and want things to go their way," Kenny stuttered nervously.

"Guys, let's just respect their decision, alright?" Max said cheerfully. He liked them both in both states, to be honest. Besides, they didn't torment him as much as the rest.

"Dude! Think of the havoc they'll wreck!" Tyson moaned.

"My house! I pay the bills here!" Hiro added, complaining.

"I may not have money, Hiro, my hero, but I do have a pretty nice ass," Tala said seductively, slinking past Kai and Ian who were hidden. Seeing their shock, Tala pouted. "Aw, am I not welcomed? I heard people talking sneakily and thought I'd check..."

"TALA!" Hiro stood up with much alarm. No one knew to be relieved or horrified at their decision to stay insane, well, insane on the outside, that is. "You... you... you should stop talking like that."

"Oh, but why?" Tala licked his lips suggestively, eyeing Hiro. "I speak of no lies, I do look pretty good."

"Don't cheapen yourself by talking about sex like that," Rei said awkwardly, seeing Hiro at a loss of words as Tala were drawing little patterns on Hiro's chest.

"You wanna fight?" Tala asked darkly, snarling.

Seeing no point in eavesdropping any further, Ian went back to check on Bryan while Kai hesitantly walked into the kitchen to join Tala.

"Tala~" Kai whined, tugging at Tala's sleeve, demanding attention.

"Yes, baby blue~" Tala squealed, hugging Kai. "Oh, aren't you adorable~! Let's continue that threesome we've always spoke about having but never got the chance to get to, hm?" Hiro, who heard the word threesome, twitched, and had to be tied down with the help of Tyson, Hilary and Kenny to stop him from destroying the house in his blind rage. Rei narrowed his golden eyes into slits, seeing how blatantly Tala had ignored what he said, he was still making jokes about his own body for humor's sake.

"Ah! So scary!" Kai cowered and hide behind Tala. "It's a tiger!"

"Ah, my silly boy, it's just a harmless kitty," Tala soothed, looking around them with a gleam in his eyes when he spotted Max. "MAXIE PIE!" Max winced as Tala went over to greet him very warmly, pulling him into a tight hug. "GOOOODDD MORNING!"

Ian returned, pulling along an unconscious Bryan with a nonchalant look on his face, as if he'd been used to pulling Bryan around.

"What happened?" Rei asked worriedly.

"Pressure points, Tala did it, I suppose," Spencer spoke up, entering the room for the first time. "Sorry my dears, had to do my make-up, and my hair wasn't behaving this morning... oh, dear, and I couldn't find that black bra of mine..."

"B-bra?" Kenny asked softly, blushing darkly.

"Yes, bras are most delightful, they-" Spencer went on to explain, but was stopped.

"YOU SISSY!" Ian snarled, always ready for a fight with Spencer, though god knows why. Sibling rivalry, I suppose.

"YOU MIDGET!" Spencer growled back.

"TALA, IAN AND SPENCER ARE FIGHTING AGAIN!" Kai called out unnecessaerily loud, since they were just in the same room. "Wait. Why does he need a bra?"

"COZ HE's SO FAT HE HAS MAN BOOBS!" Ian screamed, dodging a punch. "HAH! YA CAN'T THE GREAT ME, YOU SHE-MAN!"

"YOU BAD BOYS, YOU WANT A SPANKING?" Tala smirked mischieviously, a devious light in his eyes as he held up a whip.

"Urgh, I know you're into kinky shit, Tala," Bryan groaned, rubbing his head as he tried to sit up, but couldn't.

"...Oh, that's why you seemed taller, I thought you wore high heels," Spencer clucked his tongue at Ian. Ian was currently standing on Bryan, but could hardly match up to Spencer's giant build.

No one noticed Rei's clenched fists, the slitted eyes as the conversation went on.

Well, except Kai. Kai looked nervously at Rei, before moving closer to Bryan for comfort. Bryan had flung Ian off him, crashing Ian into Spencer, and now the two started a new round of verbal sparing.

"You idiot, you creased my favorite hot pink tank top with Mingming's singature!" Spencer frowned.

"M-ming ming? You like mingming too? I'M SO HAPPY!" Kenny cheered, and he and Spencer went into a fan talk about mingming,

Tala's eyes darkened, remembering how she'd hurt Kai before... But he slapped on a smile and continued to hug Maxie close to him. "Aw, my little fluffy birdly, you're so huggable," Tala sighed against Max. Kai moved even closer to Bryan at the talk of Mingming. Soon, he was latching onto Bryan's arm tightly with no intention of letting go soon enough.

"YOU! What are you doing with blondie boy over there, who looks so dumb like he has no IQ?" Bryan growled rather possesively.

"Ohmygod!" Ian squealed with fake enthusiasm that sounded very fake indeed. "Bry's jealous~!" Accompanied by a roll of the eyes.

"Hey, be nice to your new son," Tala pouted, stroking Max's cheek tenderly, brushing back strands of blond hair. "He's smarter than he looks!"

"You mean to say I look dumb?" Max deadpanned.

"Nah, it's just that... you're blond," Tala shrugged. "Bryan always said blonds were idiots."

"Oh, wasn't that because he was dumped by that blond girl?" Kai blinked innocently up at Bryan. Bryan froze, and Kai slipped off from Bryan's arm, tottering over to hide behind Tala, who automatically ruffled Kai's hair.

"I... I..." Bryan started to sob. Everyone blinked. "She... I thought she liked me..."

"Eh..." Ian scratched the back of his head awkwardly. "Um, cheer up, Dad..."

"SHE DUMPED ME COZ I HAVE A SMALL DICK!" Bryan bawled. "I thought it was the inside that counted!"

"PFFT!" Ian choked back at laugh, shoulders trembling. "I-I can't take this, Kai, pass!" He clapped hands with Kai as he walked to some place to hide and laugh.

"Daddy," Kai said sweetly, "It's alright, you have us now. We love you for who you are, small dick or not." Kai gave wide, innocent eyes to Bryan, complete with a sincere smile as he looked up at his father.

Tala choked on his own spit, coughing before laughing.

"KAI!" Bryan burst out, suddenly hugging Kai so tightly he turned blue. "Sigh... you really are the sweet one in our family."

"Our family...?" Spencer smiled. "BRYAN FINALLY ACCEPTED IT!"

"Stop... talking... about... DICKS AND ASSES!" Rei growled, lunging at Bryan, scratching the hell out of him a feral snarl.

"ARGH!" Bryan fell to the ground, trying to fend off the fur monster.

"No! My husband!" Tala sobbed, signalling for Kai and Ian to cry too. They pretended to cry as well. "Oh, look at my poor children and I... they'll be fatherless and I'll be a widow!"

"MY GOD! This is driving me FUCKING INSANE!" Rei raged.

"He said the f-word," Ian bawled.

"So mean!" Kai went along with it, wailing.

"This crap is ridiculous! How can all of you tolerate this? They were so much better when they MADE SENSE and had COMMON SENSE! Kai, don't let Tala influence you, come here!" Rei thundered, grabbing Kai's wrist.

"Ouch!" Kai whined, frowning. "That hurts!"

"And the EX strikes back, hohoho..." Ian commented into a spoon which he took as a makeshift microphone.

"You fucking santa? You're too short! You can only be an elf!" Spencer never missed the chance to take a jab at her mean bro! NEVER!

"You fucking fag!" Ian snarled, and they engaged in a cat fight of pulling at hair and clothes.

"Yo, let go of my baby! Our relationship is OVAL!" Tala pulled at Kai's other wrist.

"You mean OVER?" Max supplied helpfully.

"You're not so blond after all," Bryan hummed in consideration.

Rei and Tala engaged in a tug of war... where people from different sides decided to join in and help to pull, turning it to a Bladebreakers VS Blitzkrieg Boys.

"MAX! WHY YOU NO HELP US?" Tala screamed with his face scrunched up in effort.

"Dude, I you guys are much stronger! I'm balancing the power!" Max shouted back.

... PULL. PUSH. PULL. PUSH...

"Wheeee!"

Ian cheered happily, holding up a pink g-string, running towards Kai.

"EWWW!" Rei immediately let go, reminded of Mariah.

"EWWW!" Tala knew all too well where it came from.

Kai sighed and rubbed his aching shoulders.

"IAN! GIVE THAT BACK!" Spencer shouted, running in his wobbly, high heeled glory... which did not last long, showing them another kind of fat, round, white glory instead...

His butt.

His pink skirt flew up when he fell, flashing everyone unnecessarily.

"MY EYES!"

"AUGGHHH!"

"HE RAPED MY EYES!"

"I'M SCARRED FOR ETERNITY!"

"THE VIRGINITY OF MY EYES!"

"...You still have parts of you that are virgin?"

"SO MEAN!"

These were some of the responses to the mentally scarring sight.

"TEEHEEEHEE!" Ian giggled, like he was on drugs. He flung it out of the window.

"KYAAAAA!" Spencer screamed deeply, failing to sound like a girl in distress. He scrambled to get to his feet, flashing more of his ass.

"FUCK! Next time I go shopping with you, remind me, no more FUCKING SKIRTS!" Tala screeched.

"Mommyyyy!" Spencer whined in his rough voice. "OH! I HATE YOU, IAN!" He proceeded to try and climb the window, flashing people once more.

"Ew, FOR GODS SAKE!" Hiro slammed the window closed after Spencer, drawing the curtains.

Spencer only punched a hole in the wall beside the window and walked in.

"MY HOUSEEE! MY MONEY!" Hiro stared flabbergasted at the Spencer sized hole.

"THIS IS NONSENSE!" Rei cried out, pulling at his hair. He reached for the necklace around Kai's neck.

"NO!" All the Blitzkrieg boys were around Kai at once, forming a protective barrier. It was starting to be another Bladebreakers versus Blitzkrieg Boys war... The rest of the Bladebreakers immediately stood around Rei, prepared to jump in if need to.

Tyson, Hillary and Rei were pretty good at bitch fights. Max was pretty chill and peace loving, to be honest. Kenny was hiding somewhere, and Hiro looked ready to kill.

Kai was just shivering and being comforted, so he was in no state to fight. Tala is master in all bitch fights, Bryan is very protective, Spencer will just trip over himself again, and Ian got some sneaky tricks up his sleeves to win.

Who will win, if the fight began?

"One V One, or Team V Team?" Max asked, trying to slowly inch away out of the fight. There would be a lot of hair pulling involved, he knew, and he loved his blond tresses!

"I'm taking Rei," Tala announced, pointing haughtily with a slender finger.

"I'm out for your blood anyway," Rei tossed his hair over his shoulder.

"I want HIRO!" Ian chirped happily.

"I'll take Fat boy," Bryan cracked his knuckled.

"I ain't fat, you dickless bastard!"

Ohhhhh, he shouldn't have said THAT!

With that, the Bryan and Tyson fight started first, becoming a fist brawl which Bryan would obviously win. Tyson's strong point was kendo, afterall.

"Girl Fight!" Spencer announced, flinging a cushion at Hillary.

Hilary threw a vase back.

"Yeah, sure, I'll take Kai," Max concluded happily, pulling Kai aside to safety. Kai was fiddling with his necklace unhappily. Thus, Max entwined his fingers with Kai's and brought him to the fridge for some chocolate fudge icecream goodness.

Ian antagonized Hiro deliberately, focusing more on destroying the house and wrecking up more bills than physiacally injuring Hiro, who was tougher than a cockroach. Hiro chased him around, unable to catch the agile boy, kncoking and destroying things in the process.

Tyson got a few good hits in, but he was a crumpled, boneless mass when Bryan was done with him.

Tala and Rei were rolling about, pulling at messy hair, scratching each other's arms with nails, and biting whatever surfaces they could reach.

Spencer threw an apple at Hilary.

Hilary threw a table back, which splintered into pieces, missing Spencer completely due to her horrible aim.

Max and Kai were still eating icecream.

Kenny was still hiding in a cupboard or Spencer's underwear drawer or something.

"Yo yo yo! Wat ze chicken ish goin' on 'ere?" Tyson's grandpa stared, wide eyed, at the chaos. "Stop ze nutsos at once, yo!"

Everyone blinked at him and stopped.

And everyone pretended nothing happened.

Except Hiro, who was bawling at the state of the house.

***End of Chapter 20***