Hey guys! This is my second Bones Fanfic, and after some lovley comments on my first one shot 'Urinating, Traffic and Stress' (Check it out if you want guys) from the wonderful 'JustAChild' & 'Nyre The Black Rose' ive decided to do another, although i am sort of wetting myself i worry *blushes*

Anyway no spoilers and i hope you enjoy

DISCLAIMER!!!! I dont own bones :(

"So what's he like exactly" asked Angela who uncharacteristically was a bit gloomed at the news that Brennan had a 'sort of boyfriend' Evan Saxon.

As the walked side by side towards Brennan's office she replied "well, he's a very strong alpha male, he used to be a boxer but is now a coach after an incident and impeccably tall, around 6'10" she said showing as she might with her hands to differentiate her height with his.

Angela opened Brennan's office door and the both shifted in before carrying on the conversation "wow, what is he a giant" she gave a small chuckle watching Brennan smirk with her.

"No, his mother is 5'4 but he never knew his dad" she spoke while looking through her cabinet for the folder needed "I told him there's a chance that his father could be rather tall, and he laughed" she said proudly.

Angela smirked "well done Brennan" she said slightly patronisingly but Brennan never noticed.

"I've told booth, I'm becoming quite amusing."

"Talking of booth, what does he think of Evan?" her question dripping with hints

"Oh he doesn't know about Evan, I've purposely kept a distance from that conversation and booth."

"Why? Have you and booth fallen out" Angela said, wide eyes begging a no.

"No but I've learnt from past experience that my preferred mate and booth never seem to befriend each other at all." She said sadly and bewildered sitting on the couch and indicted Angela to join her.

"Shocker" Angela grinned joining Brennan on the sofa.

Booth was on his lunch break eating a crappy nutrient bar Brennan had persuaded him to buy when she on the odd occasion joined him to the supermarket. He smiled remembering the thrill of looking so domestic with her. After persuading her that sharing a trolley would be a lot more selfless of them than getting separate that was. But booth was today purposely trying to keep Brennan away from his mind, he had a date with Clara Niles. She was pretty he supposed, sometimes a bit to much makeup and her hair was made of bleach blonde extensions. She wasn't too bright but that wasn't all bad, he felt pretty intelligent next too her. Anyway he was picking a film to watch with Clara on their date, this was there second and the conversation wasn't all great. He wasn't too bothered on weather Bella would go to Edward or Jacob, or was it jack? Nevertheless she seemed nice and he planned to take her to the cinema on the condition he wasn't seeing 'new moon'.

"I get it Bren, he's like a super sized Robert Patterson" she laughed but Brennan didn't join in.

"Whose he"

"C'mon Bren, seriously" she looked dumbfounded at her friend "oh you know vampire, twilight, new moon, Edward?"

"I have know idea why you are giving me a random word choice"

"Look, he's hot, that's all you need to know" she shook her head staring at her best friend, who seemed content with this answer. She may still be the same anti pop culture Brennan but she had changed so much in many other aspects. She was really happy for her friend; she was, even though some of the time her adventures scare the hell out of her. "So what movie are you seeing?"

"Oh a movie called '2012'; apparently watching mass destruction is incredibly entertaining in our culture"

"hmm, Id much rather see a chick-flick or maybe a sexy film with heated scenes" she smiled "which reminds me is Mr. Super size, super size everywhere!?"

"Yes he is" she smiles half-hearted

Angela notices this instantly "what's wrong, what is it, is he hurting you?" she jumped to conclusion

"No, no of course not it's just…"

"Just…"

"Well that's what he's worried about, he is a lot bigger than me and claims that I'm dainty, which is a first" she says relieved to get this of her chest, knowing it was in confidence "at 5'9 I've never been known as a small girl but at over a foot bigger than me he worried he'll hurt me if he succumbs to passionate intercourse"

"So you don't have sex?"

"Yes just … gentle" she shrugged "I'm hoping to persuade him at some point because it's becoming a slight annoyance"

"It totally understand angry, rough sex is the best by far, even if you're left a little sour" they both laughed

"Booth" he answered the phone

"Hey, it's me Clara so what we watching"

Booth scratched his head "umm how about an action film, after all you've seen whats it called enough times"

Clara huffed, 'typical boy', boy being the key word. "Sure what were you thinking?" her voice dry and aspirated.

Booths happiness grew he knew what one he wanted to see, him and parker were also intrigued to see it after watching the adverts. But Rebecca had conveniently got parker to go with Bret. Typical Rebecca! "Well I forget what it's called but the advert everything is turning into a mess and the ground splitting and stuff like that"

Clara rolled her eyes, odd thing they were talking through the phone "2012?" she asked anyway and got the obvious conclusion.

"That's it"

"Well I had a sneaking suspicion you might want to see that, so I booked it for 7.40 that okay with you?"

"Perfect, meet you there at 7.30 so we can get snacks"

"Coolness, but if I'm honest your lucky you're sex on legs" and she hangs up, Booth didn't know weather to be flattered or flattened.

Not Much BB at the moment but it will turn up Promise :) I hope you like it and i super sorry if you dont :)