Axis, Allies and The Girl Nations Choir – Twelve Pains of Christmas
Estonia: (to Greece) Hey, Heracles, would you believe that Christmas will be soon?
Greece: (sigh with irritation) Man, this whole circus will begin once again.
Estonia: What do you mean by "circus"?
Greece: You know – lights all over the city, Santa Claus and Christmas Carols in the shopping centre, every possible commercial of toys, TV specials… Do I really have to count it down?
Estonia: No, you don't have to. (turns to the audience) Because our friends will do it instead! Ladies and gentlemen: Twelve Pains of Christmas!
Estonia and Greece are moving aside. The orchestra starts to play the melody of "Twelve Days of Christmas", while the spotlight lands on Axis (with Romano) and Allied Forces (with Sealand) in the middle of the scene and Girl Nations Choir behind them.
Girls: The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me/Is finding a Christmas tree./The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Germany: Rigging up the lights.
Girls: And finding a Christmas tree./The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me.
England: Hangovers.
Germany: Rigging up the lights.
Girls: And finding a Christmas tree/The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me.
America: Sending Christmas cards.
England: Hangovers.
Germany: Rigging up the lights.
Girls: And finding a Christmas tree./The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me/Five months of bills!
America: Sending Christmas cards.
England: Hangovers.
Germany: Rigging up the lights.
Girls: And finding a Christmas tree./The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me.
North Italy: Facing my in-laws.
Girls: Five months of bills!
America: (talking) I hate those Christmas cards!
England: (talking) Hangovers.
Germany: (talking) Rigging up these lights!
Girls: And finding a Christmas tree./The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me.
South Italy: The Salvation Army.
North Italy: Facing my in-laws.
Girls: Five months of bills!
America: Sending Christmas cards.
England: (talking) Oh, geez!
Germany: (talking) I'm tryin' to rig up these lights!
Girls: And finding a Christmas tree./The eighth thing at Christmas that such a pain to me.
Sealand: (talking) I wanna transformer for Christams!
South Italy: Charities, (turns to his brother for a moment and yells) And what'cha mean "YOUR in-laws"!
Girls: Five months of bills!
America: (talking) Oh, making out these cards.
England: (talking) Honey, get me a beer, huh?
Germany: (yelling) What, we have no extension cords!
Girls: And finding a Christmas tree./The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Japan: Finding parking spaces.
Sealand: (talking) Daddy, I want some candy!
South Italy: (talking) Donations.
North Italy: Facing my in-laws.
Girls: Five months of bills.
America: (talking) Writing out those Christmas cards.
England: Hangovers.
Germany: (yelling) Now why the hell are they blinking!
Girls: And finding a Christmas tree./The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me.
China: Batteries not included.
Japan: No parking spaces.
Sealand: (screaming) Buy me somethin'!
South Italy: (yelling) Get a job you bum!
North Italy: (talking) Facing my in-laws.
Girls: Five months of bills.
America: Yoho, sending Christmas cards.
England: (pointing at something in front of him) Oh geez look at this!
Germany: (throws his hands with irritation) One light goes out, they all go out!
Girls: And finding a Christmas tree./The eleventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me.
France: Stale TV specials.
China: Batteries not included.
Japan: No parking spaces.
Sealand: (talking) Mom, I gotta go to the bathroom!
South Italy: (with irritation) Charities!
North Italy: (talking) She's a witch, I hate her!
Girls: Five months of bills.
America: (talking) Oh, I don't even know half these people!
England: (talking) Now, who's got the toilet paper?
Germany: (screams) Get a flashlight I blew a fuse!
Girls: And finding a Christmas tree./The twelfth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me.
All men: Singing Christmas carols.
France: Stale TV specials.
China: Batteries not included.
Japan: No parking.
Sealand: (fake crying) Waaaaaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaaah!
South Italy: Charities!
North Italy: Gotta make 'em dinner.
Girls: Five months of bills.
America: (talking) I'm not sending them this year, that's it!
England: (talking) Shut up, you!
Germany: (yelling Fine! You're so smart, you rig up the lights!
All: (happily) And finding a Christmas tree!
First, long time ago I've made an AMV with Hetalia and this song. I even posted it on YouTube, but the voice had been muted. The "casts" in the AMV and this fic has some small differences, for example the phrase with parking spaces was originally sang by Finland in Santa's slades (you get the idea? XD) and Sealand's parts were sang by Holy Roman Empire (and the last one by Chibitalia).
Neverthless I hope you will like this version too! I imagine them singing this song like that. (OH, Germany with Christmas lights...).