The Grover Communication System

"Hmmph!"

"Hmmph!"

Annabeth and Percy are fighting, again, this like their fifth argument today. "Come on you guys! It's time for dinner, just fight down at the dining pavilion!"

"Fine," Annabeth Crossed her arms, "But I'm doing this for Grover."

"Uh, nooo. I'm doing this for Grover."

"Oh you did not just go there!" Annabeth started walking toward Percy.

"I did, and I brought luggage!"

"You guys!!!!"

Percy and Annabeth met each other in the food line and went,

"Hmmph!"

"Hmmph!"

Oi.

Annabeth and Percy were glaring at each other from across the room so I thought it would be best to just kinda avoid the whole situation, but they had other ideas.

"Grover, go over there and tell Percy that you eat stew with a spork, not a spoon." Annabeth said as she started to bend a fork in half.

"You know, I'd really rather not get involved in this little conflict thing you two are having so could I just like-"

"NOW!"

"Going."

I walked over to Percy and he was still glaring at Annabeth.

"Hey Percy, Annabeth wanted me to tell you that apparantly you eat stew-"

"Tell Annabeth, that I will eat my stew the way I want to and that if she likes sporks so much then they can be her best friend," Percy said without even looking up at me.

"O-okay."

Again I walk!

"Annabeth, Percy wanted me to tell you he wants to eat-"

"Tell Percy that I no longer care about him and that you are now my new best friend." Annabeth said pointing her finger at me.

Wait, what?!

"I thought I already was!"

"Yeah, but now you're like my main bestfriend."

"You mean I was a backup bestfriend?!"

"You know what I mean, now just go!"

"I can't believe this..."

"Just go!"

I have been betrayed! Now it's payback time. I walk quickly and with purpose to Percy!

"Hey Percy, you know I think I'm gonna go on your side-"

"Yeah that's great little buddy, now could you tell Annabeth that you are my best friend."

"Did you not hear what I just said?!", does anybody care about Grover Underwood?!

"Yeah, yeah something about...uh...yeah, now go!"

That tears it.

"You two just work this out yourselves! Now, I am going to eat my pizza in peace and you two WILL NOT BOTHER ME!"

Percy and Annabeth in unison,"Hey, Grover, would you tell-"

"GOODBYE, MAKING DRAMATIC EXIT!!!!", and now I storm off screen!!

"That was awfully selfish and rude." Annabeth said as she got up from her seat.

"I know, he's so annoying right?", Percy agreed as he walked over to Annabeth.

"Hey you wanna go catch a unicorn?"

"Yeah, sure!"

So then, Annabeth and Percy happily skip to the forest while Grover quietly explodes from anger, on the inside. :)

A/N: Hi guys! Hope you liked that, I really don't know why I torment Grover so much in my stories, it just turns out like that. Maybe I'll have him save Mars or something next time to make up for it. (To the tune of "Row Row Row Your Boat" Review Review Review Review Review Review Review Review Review Review Review Review Review Review.