I'M BACK! Sorry for being almost 2 weeks late with this but my computer broke! Darn you Lily (my adorable but overly stupid beagle, who knocked over the computer…unlike my other dog Bessie who is smart enough not to do that)!

Remember that like Zero's last interview each character is shown by their initials like I am SR (Sickly Rose) because of guest stars.

SR: Hello to all the fangirls (and fanboys?) out there. I'm TheSicklyRoseVamp1229 and this is the Ravioli Report, but of course you knew that! Today we have everyone's favorite pureblood Kaname with us.

KK: Sorry it took me so long to have an opening for this interview but my schedule keeps me very busy.

SR: No problem at all! We are just happy you agreed to it. But I have to ask, did that fact that I interviewed with Zero help convince you?

KK: Mostly, and I felt that readers might want to hear the other side of our relationship.

SR: Oh, are you going to reveal something interesting about life with Zero?

KK: Of course. Now first off, I am not as "sex-crazed" as Zero says I am.

SR: But you still wore that "Ultimate Sex Machine" shirt?

KK: Well, normally I would not wear something that provocative out of our dorm room but Zero's adorable blush is so worth it.

SR: Always one step ahead, huh?

KK: I try. Honestly if you had a lover like Zero would you keep your pants on? Not to mention that we're vampires aka the most sensual creatures known to mankind!

SR: You can say that again…I mean, since he told us about most of your "preferences" is there a particular kink that Zero has?

KK: Although he does enjoy some of the "rougher" things like bondage, most nights he loves role playing. I think it's mostly because I'm the one who ends up in the dress.

SR: *giggles and blushes at the thought of Kaname in a dress*

KK: It's true though. When he was the knight, I was the princess; when he was the pirate, I was the damsel. Even when he was Sweeney, I was his Ms. Lovett. Not that I'm complaining! There is something hot about riding someone while you are wearing a skirt.

SR: Well, you do have the legs for it! Which pair of costumes were your favorite to wear?

KK: It would have to have been our bunny costumes from Easter.

SR: Bunnies?

KK: It probably won't surprise you but it was actually all Yuki's idea. She wanted everyone to get into the holiday spirit and got quite a few of us into the ears, tails, and spandex leotards. Yuki and Yori wore matching white ones while Aido had on yellow. I know for a fact that Shiki enjoyed Ichijo's pastel blue costume; even though I could have gone my whole life without needing to see Head Master Cross in pink spandex! But it was worth seeing Zero with his silver bunny ears (and nothing else ;D) on. Heck even I wore a brown version of the costume.

SR: I guess this gives a new meaning to going at it like bunnies…

KK: You really think we do that?

SR: I can only guess about your first time together….

Their bare chests glistened with sweat as the hunter pinned the struggling brunette down on the bed "God Kuran, why do you assume that I am on bottom? You arrogant…."

"Oh bite me Kiryu!" the pureblood spat back, matching Zero's glare with one of his own.

A sly grin soon graced the silverette's features. "With pleasure, my dear." he sarcastically remarks before biting down on the exposed flesh of Kaname's pale throat.

Arching his back in pleasure, the pureblood let out a breathy moan, "Oh Zerrrooooo…"

…..And from there- hot mansex!

KK: Well, we had times like that at first but they didn't end up leading to actual sex, just kinky blowjobs.

SR: *thinks to herself "Wow, this conversation just became awkward"* Alright, why don't you tell us what your first time with Zero was like?

KK: I had been planning our special night for quite some time; rose petals on the bed, candles lit, the lights dim, and our song playing softly in the background.

SR: Wait! What song?

KK: Broken by Lifehouse. Now may I get back to the story?

SR: Sorry, continue.

KK: I led my blindfolded lover into the-

ZK: *burst into the room* Kaname Kuran, you know that's not what happened!

SR: Oh really? *turns from a flustered Kaname to the smirking hunter* Would you like to reveal what really happened?

ZK: Well, first of all I totally refused to wear the blindfold. I had a feeling that Mr. Romance over there would try to make our first time all sappily romantic; so I decided to take charge and-

TI: *comes into the room in his sexy bunny outfit* Kaname, Zero, I've been looking everywhere for you…oh, am I interrupting something?

SR: *passes out from seeing so much hotness in one room*

KK: Takuma, what's with the get up?

TI: Shiki and I were going to watch Alice in Wonderland!

ZK: But that's a white rabbit not a blue one.

TI: Try telling Senri that *turns to poor me who is still on the floor* Um, how are we going to wake her up?

KK: I don't know. Hey Zero, any ideas?

ZK: How about a kiss? That always works in fairytales.

TI: Alright, who wants the honor of doing it?

*Aido bursts into the room*

HA: I'll do it! *slowly leans in for the kiss*

SR: *suddenly awakens and knocks Aido out cold* NO way! I wanted Takuma! *turns bright red as she realizes she just shouted that out loud* ….let's go watch the movie.

KK: Good idea! *walks out hand in hand with Zero*

TI: Sorry for this weird ending for your interview.

SR: No prob. This is TheSicklyRoseVamp1229 signing off with another edition of the Ravioli Report.

TI: …who are you talking to?

Hope you enjoyed! It was weirdly harder to write this then the 2 with Zero, I wonder why.

I think for my next one it will be with reviewers sending in their questions for me and the boys, and we will answer. But please don't ask something like what color underwear I am wearing. Just Kidding. Feel free to send in as many questions as you want and most (if not all) will be put in! This will be in the same format as a regular interview.

BTW. Next Tuesday (the 29th) is my 1 year anniversary on here! I will be writing a very special fic! If you have liked any of my work you'll like this (many pairings shown)! Please read!