"Zero, we need to talk!"

Lilac eyes pierced through the pureblood, "No fuck! What the hell is going on?"

"Like I know! That was the third time this week it happened, and it's only Monday!"

They glared at each other as they remembered what had happened that morning. Kaname had been working in his dorm when the hunter had burst into the room. Then out of nowhere they jump into bed together. An hour later, they were left staring at each other in confusion.

Now Zero could only ask, "Why did we have sex? We hate each other! And we're guys!"

"Well, thanks to Aido, I think I found an answer." the brunette paused, "Have you heard of ''? It's this website where people have been writing these weird stories about all of us at Cross Academy."

"What are you talking about?"

Kaname rolled his eyes, "Come on, I'll show you!"

-LATER, IN KANAME'S ROOM-

"Whoa! How do these people know us? And how do they know that much about our pasts?"

"I don't think I have ever met any of them before."

Zero sighed at the pureblood's naïve words, "Well, it could be because they all have pen names, smart one."

"Like I don't know that! God, Zero! Can you show some respect for once in your pathetic life?" Kaname's eyes were ablaze with flames.

"Nope." the hunter simply replied. He was about to leave when he noticed something, "Kaname, whose account are you using? Kuran'sBitch129?! Who the hell is that? Yuki? Ruka?... Oh My God! It's Aido, isn't!?"

Kaname blushed lightly, "Yeah, I need to talk to him later."

"Did he write any stories? I bet they're all smut or crack fics!" Zero quickly stole the chair from Kaname. Clicking on the story list, the hunter fell backwards in out-of-control laughter. He looked up to see Kaname's eyes wide in amazement, "Wow. Aido really does love you! Look at all of the Kaname/Aido stories! Ha ha ha! He even made himself the uke!"

The pureblood slapped Zero across the back of the head, "Come on, let's see what he has under favorites."

-ABOUT 10 MINUTES LATER-

Kaname sighed, "Well at least we learned one thing about these people."

"And what would that be?" the hunter asked.

"That they don't know what they're talking about. I mean if we were having sex, I would obviously be on top!"

Zero blushed deeply, "Excuse me! I don't think so!" Then he pushed the pureblood backwards; causing him to fall onto his bed. "Let's just see you tops this time, Kaname!"