Omake and Notice

Notice: Hey guys! I can't believe its Christmas again, and this story has been around for a whole year. I would be happy to say that a sequel would be coming this year. However, I have been really busy with school work, out of the country twice and haven't had the time. However, I have made a proper plan and it wont go to waste. UCDS will return next year when I have finished with school and can spend time on it. Until then, enjoy this omake and Merry Christmas!

Omake – Never Bet With Gin Ichimaru

Aizen sat on his throne, smiling. It was all he had been doing all day, and it was beginning to creep some of the Arrancar out.

"Someone should approach him…" Grimmjow said.

"I'm not doing it," said Starrk, more out of laziness than anything else.

"No way I'm going in there…not with him smiling like that," shuddered Nnoitra.

"Lets make Ulquiorra do it," said Szayel, and the others nodded. It was time to find Ulquiorra.

"He's probably in his quarters," Halibell said when they asked her his whereabouts.

"To Ulquiorra's room!" Grimmjow declared loudly, leading the other Espada to the dwelling of the quarto.

However, few had ventured into Ulquiorra's domain before, none of whom were gathered in the current group of Espada.

"I think Wonderweiss knows where he lives…" suggested Nnoitra. "He does his laundry for him and goes there once a week."

"Find Wonderweiss!" declared Grimmjow.

Wonderweiss was easy to find, as he was always where Tousen was, which was usually somewhere around his quarters. Everyone knew where Tousen lived, as when it came to egging and toilet papering, Tousen's place was usually first on the list.

"We need to borrow Wonderweiss for a bit," Grimmjow said, when Tousen came to meet them outside his quarters. "Its an emergency."

"I don't trust you," Tousen whined.

"But we need to find out where Ulquiorra lives," Szayel said.

Wonderweiss came to the door. "Uuaah…" he said, pointing up the hall. "Bahhh…urahhh…wahhhrah…"

"Uhh…" said Starrk. "What?"

"Up the hall, fifth left exit and three doors down," Tousen translated.

"Thanks," Grimmjow said, surprised that Tousen had proved useful. "Lets go, men."

And they were up the hall, following Wonderweiss' directions.

However, when they finally reached their destination they found that Ulquiorra was not home. Instead, a note was left on the door.

Dear Yammy, Wonderweiss or anyone who wishes to come along and bother me.

I have gone to the human world for the day.

Please do not follow me.

You just might regret it.

-Ulquiorra

"Ahahahaha, he's trying to be intimidating," laughed Nnoitra.

"Lets go and bother him," said Grimmjow. "Then we'll bring him back so he can find out why Aizen's acting weird."

"Yes. We will," Szayel said as he opened a garganta and the four of them entered the human world.

Gin entered the throne room, in which Aizen was still sitting, smiling.

"Gin…" Aizen spoke, smiling. "That girl…was really pretty…"

"Umm…Aizen-sama," Gin said, laughing. "I think there is something you should know…"

"Okay, now we're in the Human World," Grimmjow said, announcing the obvious. "Find Ulquiorra!"

In his enthusiasm however, he did not watch where he was going, abruptly running into someone. "Oh, sorry miss," he said, offering a hand to help the girl up.

The girl looked up at him, and Grimmjow and the others gasped.

"Ul-Ulquiorra…" Grimmjow stuttered, backing away as the other Espada stood. "When did you get so…pretty?"

It was true. Ulqui's hair was prettier and shinier that ever. And very long as well, the same length as it was in his resureccion, and had a red bow in it. He was wearing a stunning red corset and miniskirt as well, just like a little Santa girl dress. If you did not know Ulquiorra, you would have sworn he was a girl.

"What…are you four doing here…?" he asked, shivering as the snow fell around him.

"Ummm…" began Nnoitra. "We were just…looking for you…"

"Well…" Ulquiorra said, almost smiling. "I suggest…you never speak of this amongst your selves or anyone else…and…YOU GET OUT OF HERE!"

Quickly, the four other Espada jumped inside the garganta, leaving the cross-dressing Ulquiorra in peace.

"So you're meaning to tell me…that that pretty girl walking through the halls this morning was Ulquiorra?" Aizen asked.

Gin nodded and Aizen sighed.

"Don't worry though, Aizen-sama. Ulquiorra didn't do it out of choice," said Gin. "He lost a bet to me. That's all."

Aizen sighed in relief. "He should know better than to bet with you."

Gin shrugged. "Oh well. Although he does make a very pretty girl."

Meanwhile, in the Human World…

"Hey, miss…" Keigo said in his sexiest voice, tossing his hair as he did so. "Are you a remote control? 'Cause you're turning me on…"

"Get. Away from me…" a very disgruntled Ulquiorra spoke.

Ichigo looked over in surprise.

"Hey, isn't that Ulquiorra?" Renji asked him.

Oh FML…This was not a good day for Ulquiorra.