A/N: Hai, Hai! Wazzup?

I'm Boo and I'll be bringing you a Soul Eater fan fiction today! YAY!! Lucky you.

THIS IS CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've having horrible block lately… this includes writers, AND art block… it sucks!

Sooooo, I kinda pulled this story out of my butt. This is only my first Soul Eater story so it might be suckish.

But whatever.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Soul Eater. He belongs to Maka ;)

The sound of feet walking on a carpet floor could be heard as two individuals made their way down a hall way.

One of them wore a goofy grin and had his hands behind his head. He took wide steps as he walked. The other, followed behind him with a faint, happy smile. She held a small box that contained homemade baked sweets.

BlackStar and his weapon, Tsubaki were on their way to stop by their friend's dorm to drop of extra cookies that she had made for her meister and herself.

"BlackStar?"

"Hm?"

"Do you think its okay to stop by so unexpectedly?"

BlackStar stopped to look back at his partner. "Tsk, what do you think Maka and Soul will be doing that we could possibly be interrupting?" how wrong he was.

"Well…"

Suddenly, a door flung open. BlackStar and Tsubaki turned around to see Soul skidding out of the apartment, almost hitting the wall opposite.

When he regained balance, he ran right pass them and they couldn't help but notice that the 16 year old boy was in nothing but his boxers

"You crazy old man!" he yelled as he turned shapely around a corner. The two stared wide eyed and their jaw to the floor. But just then, a very mad looking Spirit came skidding out of the apartment and took off after Soul.

With his right arm turned into a scythe, he screamed "HOW DARE YOU, YOU LITTLE PUNK! I'LL KILL YOU!!"

The two didn't have much time to recover when Maka suddenly dashed out of the home. She only wore a pair of underwear known as "boy shorts" and a bra. She held a T-shirt up to her chest.

"PAPA!! DON'T YOU DARE HURT HIM!! STOP! IT WAS MY IDEA, I SWEAR!"

The two stood gaping for a moment as Maka disappeared around the corner the two scythes had run off two and a loud crash was heard.

Slowly, BlackStar turned to Tsubaki, "We never speak of this again, agreed?"

With a still shocked expression, Tsubaki nodded an 'agree'.

The two begain to leave threw a different exit.

Perhaps they would have better luck at Kidd's.

A/N: eww, I hated that. IDK, that story just didn't seem too flow. It was much funnier in my head.

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~boo