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"RISE AND SHINE KIDDOS!!!!! THE SUN IS BRIGHT BRIGHT BRIGHT IN THE SKY!!! FISHES ARE SINGING!! PIGS ARE FLYING!! AND PANCAKES ARE ROLLING!!!!!!!!!"

....I come down and attack the pancakes.

"Hm, where's Sas-? Oh I forgot. SO ARE TOMATOES!!!!!"

swoosh....munch....munch....

uh...

"Old MacDonald has a farm! Ee-eye, ee-eye oh!! And on his farm he has my son! Ee-eye, ee-eye oh!! With a hn, hn here and a hn, hn there. Here hn! There hn! Everywhere HN!! HN!!! Old MacDonald has a farm!!! Ee-eye, ee-eye oh!!!!" Aunt Mikoto sang.

Sasuke-kun glares at her. I laughed.

"Che. Is it a crime to eat in peace in this family?" He mumbles as he tortures his tomatoes...

"Mou, Sasuke-kun....have some mercy on them!" I looked at the last of the 7 tomatoes in his bowl.

He looks at me weirdly, "Pinky, are you talking about the tomatoes?" he asked. I nodded.

His gaze from my face turns to the last surviving tomato. He smirks. "Well, then it's not gonna happen."

munch...munch...munch...gulp.

"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Baa, baa Sasuke-kun! Have you any wool?"

"Hn."

"Hmph. You could at least sing with me!"

"Hn..."

-sigh- "YES MISS, YES MISS....THREE BAGS FULL!!!" I sang louder.

"...don't sing. You look like an idiot."

"ONE FOR MY MOMMA!!! AND ONE FOR MY DAD!!"

"God, please...shut her up."

"AND ONE FOR THE BOY WHO HAS A CHICKEN BUTT HEAD!!!"

".....run."

"Die, foul beast! Prepare yourself for I, Princess Sakura of Candyland will banish you to the Underland!! You will never come back again! Unless, I invite you to a tea party!!!!"

..whaat?

"Go now! Shoo..shoo, Sas- I mean..uh..OH JUST GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!"

"Sakura."

"Yeah?"

"You suck at being a princess."

.....

smile. "I know, Sasuke-kun."

"KIDZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! ENOUGH PLAYING YOU TWO!!!GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE!!!" Aunt Mikoto yelled from inside.

"....she's the one who should be banished to Underland." mumbled Sasuke-kun.

Sasuke-kun is a weirdo. Like, a total weirdo. I mean, he only eats tomatoes. And his vocabulary is very poor. He only has one word in it! Though I, myself am not sure if it is a word... I met his fan-girls yesterday. All his five hundred sixty two and a half fan-girls. The half thing is because one's in a wheelchair. They cooed, giggled, and whatever those brainless girls do. What do they see in him?

I'll admit myself, Sasuke-kun is handsome! But he still has a lack of...um what do they call those?

...Passion and Affection.

Oh, thanks, who ever said that. Passion and Affection. He has major lack of those things. Let's make a list, shall we, girls?

1. He doesn't smile.

-A boy has to smile, you know. It shows the girls that he's not an emo boy. Which, is the fact Sasuke-kun has made very clear.

2. He only eats tomatoes.

-Who eats those yucky things anyway! Taste like strawberry and orange mixed together. Doesn't he like sweets? Those delicious angels...-sigh-

3. He-

"Sakura."

is so-

"Sakura"

arrogant-

"Sakura"

and he's just so-

"Sakura!!!!!"

so gay...

"WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Have you become a grinning statue or something? Mother wants to tell us something important." He said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

Stupid jerk. Hmph.

Aunt Mikoto smiled. "You see, I have this very...very...very important meeting outside the village. The Raikage requested an Uchiha to see him in his village. Since my husband is on a long long long mission...I, as the wife of the clan leader...must take his part."

For once in my whole entire sweet wonderful life, I saw Sasuke-kun's jaw drop. His whole face showed disbelief.

"B-but....you never go on missions. You said you've retired as a ninja a long time ago." Sasuke-kun said seriously.

Aunt Mikoto bends down to his level. "I know, Sasu-chan. But this isn't a ninja sort of thing. It's clan business, Sasuke. The Raikage said he's offering us something. I have to go.." she smiles reassuringly.

"Then who's going to take care of me? And...Sakura?"

She smirks.

Sasuke-kun's eyes widened. That means that smirk must be THE smirk he told me about!!!!

Sasuke-kun said she only smirks like that when she's planning something awful...

Gulp.

"A-are you going to let your friend....the one with the eyebrows and spandex t-to...t-to-" I stammered. I think have a terrible phobia of that man.

Aunt Mikoto laughs. "Who? Gai? No!! I would, I mean he's the first one I thought of when I was first informed about this mission. But he has mission too...and I don't wanna be a bother so..." smile.

-sighs in relief-

"So?" Sasuke asked.

"So....I came up with this great idea! Since this particular person has little missions this month. It's perfect! I talked to the Hokage this morning. She said she agrees to lessen his missions for this month. He'll only do a couple of D rank missions here and there. But that will be alright. I'm sure you two can handle staying home for a couple of hours without burning down the house! And-"

"-Mother. Just get on to the point!! Who is he?"

Squeals.

"Itachi."

The world gonna end.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Reviews please! I'll need...um..10 again for this one. Thanks. Sorry for updating late. Just busy this couple of months. This year is a very important year for me, you know! Oh...and yeah..Itachi's their babysitter. Oh, and give me some ideas for the next chapter if you have one!