Drew: Say hello to Kukai!

Kukai: Heyyy!!!!

Melissa: HIIII KUKAI!!!!!!

Ian: *bats eyelashes at Kukai*

Kukai: *giggles*

Melissa and Drew: ……………… O.o

Nagihiko: Wait… KUKAI?!?! WHERE??? I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO MY HOUSE!!!! OMG!!!!! *puts hair up in a ponytail*

Melissa: WTF

Tadase: *glares at Ian*

Ian: :O

Drew: …Me and Mel-chan don't own Shugo Chara, Lucky Star, or The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

During the taxi ride, everyone was silent. Nagihiko was looking out the window, Melissa was looking at Nagihiko fangirlishly, Ian was looking at Nagihiko and Melissa enviously, and Drew was looking at Ian weirdly, wondering what the hell was going through his mind. Nagihiko turned around and smiled at Melissa.

You can probably guess what happened next.

"OMG YOU ARE SO FREAKING CUTE!! I LOVE YOUR HAIR!! OMG!!!" The armband vanished and she started to blush like crazy.

Nagihiko raised an eyebrow. "Again? Wow…"

All of a sudden, Ian started to sob uncontrollably. "I MISS LIZAAAAA!!!" He yelled.

"Awwww, it's alright. I mean, you're gay now anyway, right?" Drew said to him with a big smile.

"R… right." He sniffed and smiled weakly.

Nagihiko got a weird look on his face. "I think I might have a friend…"

"Really?" Ian said, brightening up a little.

"Really," Nagihiko assured him.

At that moment, the aggravated taxi driver threw them all out of the cab in front of Nagihiko's house.

"Alright… so… this is it!" he said, gesturing to his house.

Drew gaped. "Omg… it's huge…" she said.

"OMG LOL THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" Melissa yelled.

Drew started laughing. Nagihiko just looked confused. Apparently Japanese humor is a little different from American style comedy.

Suddenly, the front door burst open and two guys about Nagihiko's age jumped out.

"WECOME BACK, NADESH— OMG!" They yelled. The blonde one had an "oh shit" look on his face, and the brunet… well….

"-SANOMG!!!"

Nagihiko scratched his head. "Well… ya see… I'm actually a guy."

Melissa looked confused. "'Actually a guy?' What's that supposed to mean?"

"Well, for a really long time I had to dress up like a girl. The only one who knew was Tadase-kun, that's the blonde one. But now that I'm done learning to dance, I don't have to cross dress anymore! YAY!" He explained.

"Oh. Okay. Well, anyway, who's the other guy…" Melissa started. She looked over at the boys, only to discover that Ian had already started hitting on the brunet.

"That's Kukai Souma…….. Ian seems to be taking a liking to him. Though, I was suggesting the blonde one earlier……."

Drew looked dazed. Yaoi fetish maybe?

"Anyway………." Mel-chan started.

"Oh yeah, this is my house. Want me to show you and Drew-chan your rooms?"

"Yeah, sure. Oh, can anyone here take our friend Ian-kun in?"

Tadase blushed and flipped his hair. He pointed to his mouth and took air though his teeth. "Well, I can take Ian-kun in! We could like totally have a slumber party and paint faces on each other's belly buttons!"

Ian was completely speechless.

Kukai put his arm around dumbfounded Ian. "Yeah, we all got used to Tadagay… I mean, TadaSE's... erm... gayness. You guys are new so it might take a while to get used to. You can stay with me. Well, unless you like getting raped by gay blondes."

Ian took a moment to picture getting raped by Tadase. He then realized that he would MUCH rather stay with Kukai than be stuck with Tadagay forever.

"I'll stay with you."

Kukai smiled and Tadase sobbed. Nagihiko went over to console Tadase and Tadase threw himself onto Nagihiko and started rubbing his head into Nagihiko's chest. Nagihiko looked down with wide eyes at Tadese. Melissa couldn't help but jump in.

"BACK OFF, TADAGAY, HE'S MINE!!!" Melissa pulled Tadase away from Nagihiko by his hair.

Nagihiko gave a strange look to Melissa. "Wow, Mel-chan, your shugo chara really likes to character change."

Konata popped out from behind Melissa "She wasn't character changed."

Melissa and Nagihiko started blushing like crazy.

"Well, well, well, what do we have here? A new love perhaps?" Konata couldn't help but say. "Oooo and you're staying in the same house, too. How romantic!"

This just made the blush fest worse. Melissa grabbed Konata so fast that is almost popped her little chibi head off.

"KONA-CHAN!!!! WTF ARE YOU DOING!!! STOP MAKING THINGS AWKWARD!!"

Drew jumped in. "Um, sorry to interrupt this awkward fest, but where are Ian-kun and Kukai-kun?"

Nagihiko just smiled in the back (still blushing) while Drew and Melissa searched for Ian and Kukai. They were found making out in a bush next to Nagihiko's house.

There's only one way to describe everyone's reaction after they had been found out: o.O

This only made Tadase sob more. Everyone was stunned.

Drew just calmly walked over to a nearby rock, sat down, and casually said, "Looks like things are gonna get interesting around here."