H: What are you doing?

"Mm…" I mumbled, only half listening to the voices in my head. I was paying way more attention to the episode of criminal minds playing on my computer screen.

H: I said what are you doing? Don't make me bring out every character you've ever written about to bug-

"Don't you think that Reid is just the cutest most socially awkward nerd ever?"

H: What?

I tore my eyes away from the screen for a minute to look at where Hatori's voice was coming from. I saw a miniature Hatori sitting on the shelf. She was looking at my face with an awkward expression. Of course what she saw was a kid in their pajamas who really needed to take a shower.
H: So just because it's March break you pledge not to accomplish anything? And not to shower?

"I do shower, but I just don't want to right now and as for not doing anything have you seen what I'm working on in my room?

Well she has a point, they are pretty cool…

Well that was a new voice. A male voice too.

"You're Jake right?" I asked my little figments

H: Who?

"Jake, he's part of that other series I'm working on." I answered.
J: I'm some guy who lives in some city, nice to meet you.

H: I'm the spawn of Satan; I live in Vancouver and eat puppies.

Jake gave me a worried look.

"Don't worry, she's kidding. Well, about the puppies part anyway.

J: Wow, that's a far cry from my story. Sure we've got like one ghost and a mob fight, but you're something else!

H: I'll take that as a compliment and won't melt your face.

"So you two can catch up while I get back to the physics magic that Reid is doing."
H: Not so fast writer lady.

J: Aren't you going to the mall today? Shouldn't you get ready for that instead of wasting away in front of a computer?

"Mm… Why don't I ever come up with socially awkward characters who don't yell at their creators?"
H: Mitsu,
J: Cobalt,
H: Lucifer,
J: and that kid from the cyberspace story you never got around to starting.

"You know what I hate about this, the fact that I'm arguing with myself. Also the fact that I'm losing."
H: You're just full of fail today aren't you?

J: I can't believe you came up with us!
H: I know right!

"You know what would be awesome? The ultimate cross over. It would have CSI, Lie to me, House, The Mentalist, Black jack and Criminal minds!"
J: You just listed a bunch of TV dramas and one anime, seriously! How does that make sense!
H: Don't let it get to you; she's just trying to distract you!

"Thank god you two aren't in the same series, there would be no interesting things that would happen. Unless you two worked together, but then there's no comic foil, unless there was another character-"

J: God is stories all you think about?

"That and TV dramas."
H: You are a waste of being!

"Thanks for the vote of confidence, you guys are great."

H: That's what we're here for.

J: Now if you're done with this little internal conflict and have your morals cleared up, you really should go take that shower.