Title: Dangerous Daddy

Author: Sun

Rating: Mature (or Immature – depends on how you look at it)

Genre: Post-canon, Slightly crack!ish, Comedy, *squints* TINY smut…

Prompt: Dirty Little Secret

Word Count: 250

Summary: Mugen won't reveal his secret to Fuu, and she's getting mighty irritated… though it might not be something she wishes to know…

Warning: I have been drinking, so this is going to be… strange. We'll leave it at that. (I think that counts as a warning, lol) XD Oh, and implied underage sex.

A/N: Part of my "Future Fun" series, where Fuu and Jin and Mugen all live together on Ikitsuki Island and raise their kids.

Fuu tapped her foot impatiently, her hand stuck out at Mugen with her palm flat. She was giving him quite the disgruntled look, and he was busy checking out the floor, the straw ceiling, the messy futon, that stain on the wall that looked suspiciously like cum… anything but her.

She curled her fingers expectantly. "Let's have it, Mugen."

He sneered at the ronin. "Ya had to go runnin' off ta Mommy, ne?"

Jin only sat by, trying to hide his smirk. He knew what had happened – he'd been in town with the vagrant and caught the entire thing. As far as he was concerned, Mugen should have thought about Fuu's reaction before flying off the handle. "You're on your own," was all Jin said.

Coming into the room was a fuming, fifteen year old Hana. She stomped her foot. "He's just a stupid boy, Pop!"

Mugen glared at his oldest daughter. "He shouldn'ta put 'is hands on ya, then!"

Finally, Fuu had had enough. "Just give me what you're hiding behind your back, Mugen! I already know you fought the boy – just gimme what you're trying to keep secret."

He grinned. "Okay…" he said, reaching forward and dropping it into her hand. As Fuu realized what it was, her eyes widened comically. They darted upward to give him a disgusted look.

"You maimed him too?!"

Jin burst into uncommon laughter as Mugen shoved his hands in his pockets, answering shyly, "It was on'y 'is finger." Fuu rolled her eyes.