Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts. No matter how much I beg and threaten my parents. That's one lawsuit they do NOT want to deal with.

Summary: I might as well call it quits. I mean, no one ELSE has to deal with sexual dreams about a guy they barely know, be stalked by that same guy, have two guys sent into nothingness appear in your room with the mentality of a three year old, and be in love with your best friend. Really, I should.

Side Note: Hah, I should warn you, I don't usually – because I hate, hate, hate it – write in first person but I guess for this story I will. When I write this way, I tend to make everything either really silly or really depressing and/or really descriptive. My mind won't choose. So, updates may take a while because I want everything at least up to date with my view on perfection and I'm still working on RT. And the story may have a different feel every chapter. This story also was going to be Rated T, but then I thought of something... so no. I apologize before hand. Gee, this was long. Woopise daisy!

Warnings: BoyxBoy. Yoai! Rated M. Look up, kiddies! The word 'really' is used a lot.

Pairings: RiSo, Akuroku, !Cute!Zemyx!Cute! and has AxelSora but I guess you'll understand later.

Side Note off the Side Note: Lord almighty I'm sorry! I just wanted to get everything done with so you'll know what's at least happening a little. Please be patient, I am a beginner when it comes to romance. If you're reading RT, you should know that and realize that I tend to neglect possible romantic scenes. But fear not, they will be put in here! Somewhere or whatever… ya.

Frogs Don't Hop

Really, It's A Prologue

Every moment in life is beautiful. Whether it's still or breathing, long or short, happy or depressing, exciting or boring. Even the crazy, illogical moments – they're all beautiful in their own way. It's not only the beauty in nature or those little whispers you share with someone you love. It's that moment you're talking about that test you just bombed and when you sit and do homework together that you need to remember. Because it's natural. It's beautiful.

Like my sophomore year in high school.

My first year of actual school.

It was natural.

But then again, my life is definitely a different type of beautiful.

The ceiling fan casted long shadows, stretching across the white abyss, crawling down the walls. I switched my gaze over to my hands, turning the piece of paper in them.

I was an optimistic person.

Really, I was.

When The Islands were being swallowed by total darkness, my mom gone and my friend's gone, big black ants as large as monkeys attacking everything in sight – who tackled it all with victory in mind? Me.

Yes, me.

I never once thought about the negatives when realizing Kairi would be back on The Islands, away from my overprotective eye, and Riku would be stuck in darkness. I would save him. And I would bring us all home together. And the fact that I had been asleep for a year, a whole year of wasting precious time, I thought, this is it. This time, I'd bring them home.

Of course I brought them home! Be damn sure I'm not giving a speech full of depressing… things. Heh…

So we came back and everything was peachy.

It was.

Really, it was…

It was super as I stood in front of my body length mirror, looking at plaid blue pants and white button up shirt. Phenomenal as Shiori, my mom, pretty much kicked me out of the house. Perfect as I waited for the ferry to get to town. Amazing as the collar on the shirt itched and the school loomed above me. It was Okie Dokey

Sighing, putting on that smile – that cheesy, goofy grin that even Riku would smile back at, everything was swell.

But then there's another person in my head with thoughts of their own, the girl I used to be in love with loves an idiot – "I'm kidding Tidus! Really, I'm kidding!" – there's no way in hell I'd be able to pass geometry and I'm pretty sure the history books have nothing to do with the Keyblades and Heartless.

Oh, and I'm sure I'm gay.

Really.

Just peachy.

11/17/09 – Started

11/17/09 – Finished

Haha, just a little teaser I guess for my new story. Sue me; I needed a break from Railroad Tracks. It's killing me.

Side Note: Really, it is. (I guess you might be able to get this note by the end of the story. If not, just an extra laugh for me!)