First and foremost, thank you to "Australia13" for send me crashing back to reality with her review, "Are you ever going to write another chapter?"...

That made me write this chapter 4:30 in the morning!

Secondly, A HUGE APOLOGY TO EVERYONE!

I appreciate all your reviews and thank you for reading my story. Sorry for not writing...

Thirdly, i could tell you why i've not been writing but...i think i should just carry on with the story and my "excuses" would be at the bottom!

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Chapter 2 - 2 years later...

My first love broke my heart for the first time,
And I was like
Baby, baby, baby ohhh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought you'd always be mine mine
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh...

I slammed the radio off. Stupid love songs. Made by stupid hormonal teenage boys. Heard by stupid people. Stupid love song!

Love? What is that? It doesn't exist. Just a stupid word used by people to make themselves and others feel good. I picked up my coffee cup and took a long sip.

"So have you looked at the case file yet?" Jase said entering my office. I looked at him like he sprouted 3 heads. "The case file? Oh come on Ed!" Jase sighed.

"Oh right, that. Yes." I replied but i didn't really.

"Alright Edward this is enough! So you had one bad break up. So what? I've been through loads of them, ask anyone. You have been made the head agent of this case. The leader, everything relies on you so get your act together!" Jase said before slamming the door and exiting.

He's right. I am Edward Cullen, 25 years old, FBI agent and very wealthy, yet i can't stop pining for my ex-girlfriend Tanya.

But she was a bitch anyway, cheating on me.

How dare she?
And how dare me for sulking over her.
I don't need her.

I am Edward frikking Cullen!

"Hey Ed boy you coming over tonight?" Jase said popping his head through the door. I gave a nod and then he disappeared.

That was Jase Baker. My best friend and my fellow colleague. He was one for the dramatics. I met him in University when he was aspiring to be an actor but i convinced him to be a secret agent because he was very good at acting and that is why he is one of our top undercover agents.

He's Jase frikking Baker and I'm Edward frikking Cullen and we're going to get drunk tonight!

But first i must look at the case file. Ruby Lips eh? That sounds sexy...

Meanwhile...

California girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We'll melt your Popsicle
Oooooh oh oooooh

The whole room thumped to the beat of the music. Rubbish and drink cups were all over the floor where moments ago people were dancing before i kicked them all out.

I held this party to forget. To forget what happened to me all those years ago today. What drove me to rob. To steal. To become the notorious Ruby Lips.

I switched off the music.

Who cares about the past right? I mean I don't regret robbing ever.

I love being Ruby Lips. It makes my life more adventerous, makes it more intersting. Also Ruby Lips earned me this brand swanking new apartment which i love, not to mention all the money i have!

What more could a girl wish for?

Well actually right now i wish i had a maid. It's a bloody mess in here. But I could clean up in the morning...

Which reminds me, i need a job to keep up with the Ruby Lips identity otherwise people will woonder where i get my money from. That or i could kill one of my great aunts and say they left me inherited money...Job it is then!

And that's all...Sorry it's short!

Ok my excuses...all of which are true are...

One, my computer was broken for like half the year and had to be rebooted.

Two, when it got rebooted everything got deleted, including the original Chapter 2.

Three, i would have updated in the summer holidays but right now it is Ramadan and i cannot be bothered.

And there are more but you get the gist of it right?

Read, Review and Rock 'N' Roll...E.T GO HOME

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