WTF chapter 14

Ncalkins doesn't own Percy Jackson; ooc; thanks beta DarkLadyIreth; I do own Alexander Sally Jackson

Percy's eye's fluttered open and she looked around in confusion. She was in a white room with tons of medical supplies. Percy frowned then smiled so big it felt like her face would split in two. She was in camp Half-Blood's infirmary, in the big house, her happiness faded as she looked around Alexander was no where to be found.

Panic filled her, what if a group of demi-gods had found the boat and went to save her. Then thinking Alexander was apart of the Titan army and killed him! He still had some human blood they could do that! Or maybe Kronos found Alexander and was so mad he obliterated him.

Percy began to hyperventilate as she thought with tears falling from her eyes, ' MY baby, my Alexander! His dead, nononono, NO NO NO NO!'

Percy began to sob as the thought hit her hard, a wail of sorrow broke out of her drawing attention from those outside. Luke and Nico busted in through the door and ran to Percy, concern filled faces watched as the one they both loved bawled her eyes out.

"What's wrong Percy?" asked Nico putting an arm around her shoulder. Percy just cried more burring her face into Nico's chest.

Luke felt a bit of jealousy that Nico got to hold her, but decided to distract her from what was bothering her. "Hey, Percy when we found you outside, there was this weird kid there."

Percy bolted up and asked, " Kid? Where is he?"

Luke shocked at Percy's reaction said with wide eyes, " The gods are talking to him right now in the living room."

Percy's reaction was instant, she jumped out of bed and ran to the door. Luke and Nico got in the way and Percy feeling there was no time to explain charged at them like a football player and bowled them over shouting, "MOVE!" Running down the hall she was aware that she looked like her psycho dad and that Luke and Nico was following her. As Percy neared the living room she could hear them talking, " This boy is mostly God and Titan, in two months the human blood he holds will completely disappear." Said a voice that sounded like Chiron.

Then a gruff voice spoke up, "Then we should just kill him while we can."

Percy felt horror and anger grow inside her as other voices agreed, she gained speed heading for the door. Jumping into the air Percy let lose a flying kick and kicked in the door, shouting, "YOU WILL NOT HURT MY BABY!"

The gods jumped in surprise as Percy flew in the door and jaws dropped when Alexander turned around and shouted, " MOMMY!"

Luke and Nico poked their heads into the room to find Alexander flying toward Percy who hugged him tight. " Percy what is going on?" Asked Poseidon, Percy smiled and hugged her dad, after telling him how she missed him. She explained and then Alexander explained what he did, taking out the detonator he pushed the button and they could hear the explosion from where they were standing.

-Two months later-

Alexander loved the camp even if the campers were a little scared of him. He loved the gods and his grandpa, they taught him cool things, well when they weren't drooling over his mom like a pack of starving dogs. Those gods were obsessed and he was sick of it!

Apollo sang to his mom every night and made moves on her, Hermes was a stalker, he even followed her to the bathroom, Alexander and Poseidon ran him off. Mr. D was really nice when his mom was around, when she was gone he was an ass, the donkey didn't deserve his mom.

Zeus kept trying to seduce his mom, it made Alexander sick. Luke was okay, he was like a older brother that stole his mom's clothes while she was in the shower, grandpa almost killed him for that.

Nico was okay but he kept asking him if his mom liked him. How was Alexander to know? Okay he knew, but he wasn't going to tell. Last but not least Hades was a good guy, treated his mom right, and was kind to him. But it was weird how he found Hades under his mom's bed sleeping, his grandpa surprisingly didn't kill him. He probably didn't know, when Alexander asked his mom why Hades was sleeping under her bed the next morning. She said, " I found Hermes trying to sneak into my room through the window, creeper. So I told Hades and he offered to protect me though the night."

Alexander shook his head as he called the goddess of love Aphrodite for help. In a flash of white light Aphrodite appeared and together they made a plan to get his mom to tell who she liked. The evil grins on the two's faces brought a feeling of terror to all the campers who were unfortunate to come across them.

-The next day-

" Alexander where are you taking me?" Asked a blind folded Percy as Alexander pushed forward.

"It's a surprise. Okay mom you can take off the rag now." Answered Alexander, Percy took off her blind fold to find Aphrodite sitting on a cushion with a tea set in front of her and two other cushions on either side of her.

"Come sit." Aphrodite called to them in a silky voice, Percy walked forward and sat on the blood red cushion on Aphrodite, while Alexander much to his irritation sat on the bright puffy pink one.

Aphrodite reached for the crystal tea pot and pored into golden cups a tea that seemed to glow with a pink light. Percy was wary she had never seen this type of tea before, but she didn't want to enrage a goddess so she picked up her cup and began to drink. Aphrodite smirked as she took a sip of her own tea, the tea they were drinking was a creation of her own.

Not even the other gods knew about it, the drink smelled of honeysuckle, glowing with a pink light. This tea would make the drinker spill who they loved when questioned. As Percy swished the drink in her mouth she was surprised to find it delicious. It tasted like melted chocolate, as Percy swallowed a warm feeling spread through her, she felt so giddy and happy.

Alexander looked at his mom with concern as a smile spread across her face, it wasn't the smile that concerned him. It was the light almost not noticeable pink light coming from her eyes. " Percy, I have heard lately that some of the gods have been in love with you." Percy turned to Aphrodite and turned her head to the side much like a confused puppy.

Aphrodite giggled and said, " It's so cute you don't even know what is going on. Do you?" Percy blinked owlishly and shook her head. Aphrodite smiled and took Percy's hand gently patting it she said, " Well Percy I for one would like to know who to you love?" Percy smiled and giggled and leaned in really close to Aphrodite.

Aphrodite moved her hair out of the way and Percy whispered in her ear, " You…..Joke." Percy laughed and Aphrodite giggled and said, " Of course you love me Percy. Everyone loves love. But seriously who do you love." Percy giggled and leaned in again and whispered,

"Hades." Aphrodite squealed and a voice behind Percy shouted, "YES!" Percy turned around to find Hades in one corner with all the other gods and Nico and Luke hidden by shadows leaning against the wall. Hades was about to rush forward when Poseidon got in the way, " If you ever hurt my son/daughter you will be dead." He hissed and Hades could see his to see the future in his brother's eyes should he every hurt Percy and it was not pretty.

" Okay." He said as he inched around his homicidal brother and ran to Percy taking her into his arms they embraced. The others that were in love with Percy smiled sadly and walked away, when out of nowhere Ares charged in shouting, "No! She should be in love with me! Cant you see I loved you since the moment I saw you!" Everyone gave a huge sweat drop at the God of War's words.

Hades and Percy looked at each other and looked at Ares then for the first time in his life Ares got flipped off by water and the dead at the same time. Ares felt someone glaring at him and turning to find Aphrodite glaring at him.

"Hehe, Joke?" said Ares weakly, trying to grin. Aphrodite smiled a cruel smile and that night for the fourth hundred time war got beat up by love.

Also that night Percy and Hades got married but while they were kissing, Percy turned back into a boy. "I told you it would wear off!" Shouted Travis only to get hit upside the head by Poseidon who said, " Shut up you're still my slave for doing that to my son." Percy was made immortal and every summer when Persephone returned to her mother Percy would stay with Hades, and in the winter he was allowed to do what ever he wants.

And they lived happily ever after except the people who kept get beaten up by Poseidon and now Hades, Kronos still chopped up and eaten, and the people who didn't want Percy to be immortal had to deal with a enormous headache for the rest of their life's. Oh and did I mention all the husbands got beat up by their wife's? All is right with the world.

The end

Sorry if the ending sucked I ran out of ideas, if you don't like the pairing just change it to some one you like. Thanks for all the reviews!

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