Yes, the time has come, for The Great and Awesome King Bowser Koopa to answer any and all questions you have about his personal life, plumber problems, parenting skills, plots, nefarious schemes, weapon designs, love-life, the whole shebang! Submit your questions; keep them short and simple, as His Highness has no patience for decoding things.

Also, I am not responsible for anything His Nefariousness says or implies. So get to it, folks!