I drank so much at this party that Jacob came to remind me Hey girl I need to get with my girl.

Dum-dum-dee-dum-dee-dum-dum-da-dum.

"Jacob can you please stop doing that? I'm not going to read your mind, honestly."

Yeah as if you could resist finding out exactly how many times I've sc-NO No No. Dee-dee-dee-dum.

Edward's voice is a bit scary as he starts climbing out of his chair.

"Exactly how many times you have what ?"

Thankfully my life-savior chooses just that moment to bound down the stairs.

"Jayyy..you're here! Why didn't you call me? Let's goooo! Bye Dad! Don't wait up."

"Now you listen to me Nessie…"

But we're already out of the doors and in the car.

"RENESMEE CULLEN DON'T YOU DARE WALK…"

The rest is blown away by the wind as we hurtle towards La Push breaking all speed limits.

"So…" I begin as my brilliant conversation starter.

"So?" Comes her bright rejoinder.

"So, uh, how come this sudden desire for the beach?"

She shrugs like she knew I'd never buy her crappy story of suddenly wanting to go to the beach.

"I have news."

"What kind of news?" I venture cautiously. News with Nessie can be anything from a minor sunburn to a major trip California. And minor or major all I ever get is this crappy line-I've got News. Excuse me for being a little fatalistic.

"God Jayy! You worry too much. Just relax, willya? And I really did want to see the beach. Now shut up and Drive."

So I shut up and drive. We go to the beach, we cliff-dive, laze around, surf a while and have a generally fun time. It's a comfortable sort of afternoon.

And then as we lie in the sand, my hand accidently grazes across Nessie's breast. Only like a complete idiot I don't immediately remove it. I don't even apologize. I just sort of squeeze.

She turns to me and her expression has 'PERVERT' written all over it.

"Uh, sorry I…"

She rolls her eyes and lands right on top of me.

"I told you, you worry too much Jay."

She kisses me.

It's different this time. Not demanding like our first time together when I was almost faint with thoughts of Jailbait or like our second time which all raw, mindless passion.

This kiss is more reassured, gentler, as if we have both become more secure. That's exactly it. There is no possession to the kiss. It's gentle. And I really like the feeling.

Until the she-devil above me tugs at my lower lip and bites down hard.

I let out a human approximation of a growl.

"Ness don't."

She keeps o trying to kiss me even as I'm trying to push her away.

Suddenly I'm really, really pissed.

I shove her back, hard.

"What is it with you, Ness? Why do you always have to push things so far?" I yell at her bewildered and hurt face.

A solitary tear runs down her face.

"Because you never do. Do you even love me?" She whispers before running back in the direction of my house.

"NESSIE!" I yell at her to stop but she just keeps running. "Damn it."

Of course, of-fucking-course, leave it to my stupid, idiotic, naïve, Nessie. Of course she would go and associate sex with love. All I wanted was to take things slow, to not let our relationship become just about Sex, but leave it to Nessie to interpret it as me not loving her.

God, that girl can be insanely crazy some times.

I get up heaving a sigh.

I am so not looking forward to 'The Talk' I'll need to have with Ness. She needs to understand why I'm keeping a distance.

I trudge towards home with heavy steps.

I enter my house closing the doors behind me.

"Ness?" I call out. "Honey? Are you there? Look I'm sorry. I…can we please talk?"

There is no response. I briefly consider the idea that she might've just gone home before my ultra-sensitive hearing picks up a sound. A sobbing sound. Straight from the showers.

Oh Nessie.

I run to my baby and find the door unlocked.

The scene inside breaks my heart. Nessie sitting under the shower, Jeans jacket and all, with water pouring all over her mingling with her tears and washing them away.

She looks up, startled at my arrival.

"Hey honey." I whisper softly before I move towards her.

But she starts to retreat at my arrival.

I stop, confused.

"Nessie?"

"Look I get it, okay? And the imprint thing…well…we'll work something out and…it doesn't have to be…"

"Nessie what the hell are you talking about?" I ask sitting down besides her. Neither of us pay any attention to the water pouring and soaking us.

"You…you don't love me."

There it was. That infuriating line again.

I hook my finger under her chin and force her to look at me.

"Babe please. I love you. Don't ever doubt that. I just…"

"Don't want to have sex." She mumbles sullenly.

"Yes."

"Why?"

"Because your father would kill me if he gets to know. AND…" I add, quickly placing my hand over her mouth as she starts to interrupt "I really want this to be more than just sex."

"More than…Oh" I could see the cogs turning in her brain.

"Um-hmm."

"You…like me?"

"I love you, you foolish woman."

"I love you too."

"Hmm."

Now that all that's sorted I'm starting to notice some unfortunate things. Like the way the water's dripping down her body, and the way its making her thin shirt completely see-through and…

Yep, going to regret this later but this time it's Mr. Keep-A-Distance who loses it.

I bring her body close to mine.

Breathing in the scent of her.

"Um…"

"It's okay. We'll keep the distance from tomorrow, eh?"

I freaking love this woman.

"Let's take a shower, shall we?" I whisper softly into her ear.

I take all my clothes off; my cock springs to attention as it is released from the boxers. I am really turned on.

Then I turn to her and slowly take off each clothing off her body. Her shirt, her bra, her jeans, her panties. They all land in a puddle on the bathroom floor.

I take the soap and work lather into her body. Her body is hot and smooth. I've missed her touch. As I work up lather she grabs the shower gel and starts rubbing it into my chest. I start caressing her breasts with the soap. I caress her nipples, they stand to attention at my touch. We continue soaping each other. I move a little lower and she follows. I soap her stomach - admiring her trim body. I move a little lower lingering for a moment at her belly button. Then I begin soaping her pussy. She moans and moves her hand to my very hard penis. We caress each other, soaping, teasing each other's bodies simultaneously. My fingers move to her clit and I pull on it a little sending a gush of sexual energy through her body. One of her hands moves to my balls and caress them as the other starts jerking me off.

I take the showerhead and wash the soap off her body. She is just as I pictured, as the soap rushes to the shower floor it reveals her beautiful body. I begin to get hard again. I want to eat her, make her cum in my mouth. I grab her ass and bring her to my mouth. Her pussy is warm and tender from the warm water. I thrust my tongue deep inside her. She lets out a sigh as my tongue explores inside her. I move my tongue to her clit and lick up and around the tender folds. Her back arches as I tease her body. My hands move up to her nipples and I gently tug on them as I explore her clit with my tongue. This sends pleasure all through her body. The water still rushing down on us adds to the intensity of the moment. I take her clit into my mouth, sucking, and gently biting on it increasing the pleasure running through her body. I move one hand from her nipple and grab her ass, pulling her closer to my face as my other hand continues teasing her nipples.

"Oh God. Jay. Jay. I'm. Fucking. Hell" She shout as she explodes into my mouth. I continue licking her clit as her body spasms.

We collapse in a tangled heap. She heaving from her intense orgasm, me from the high of making her feel so good.

But apparently my crazy darling isn't done with me yet.

She gets a mischievous twinkle in her eyes as she washes me clean then drops to her knees. She takes all of me into her mouth. I can feel the tip of my dick at the back of her throat. The water is rushing down on top of her as she clamps her lips down at the base of my dick and slowly pulls back and forth. I move forward feeling the water rush over my head as she sucks me. She takes me out of her mouth and starts to lick my balls. She takes one into her mouth and gently runs circles around it with her tongue. She grabs my dick with a free hand and continues jerking me off while she sucks on my balls. Her other hand moves to my ass. She finds the crack of my ass and teases my anus while sucking and teasing me with her hand.

I am in complete ecstasy.

She knows exactly which buttons to push and I can feel myself about to explode. She senses this too and quickly pushes a finger up my ass - I am shocked at first but a wave of pleasure sweeps through me as I start to cum.

I quickly turn us around our hands rest on the floor. I enter her pussy from behind. I slide in easily as she is extremely wet. I push myself deep inside her hard and fast as the water rushes down on us. She moves with me shaking her head as she cums. I have never seen her this intense. It turns me on so much to see her in such pleasure. I cum inside her and I shudder letting go inside her pussy. I collapse resting on her back letting the water devour our bodies.

I can feel her ear splitting smile although I can't see it.

I am so exhausted, I barely manage to string the words together.

"Distance…tomorrow…Nessie."

She tries to prod me awake.

"Um…What?" I really am exhausted and would like to sleep even if it is on the bathroom floor.

"Don't you want to hear my news?"

I try to awake a little for her sake. I am still inside her so I just slide my hands under her body and start fondling her breasts.

"Tell me."

She giggles.

"I'm Pregnant."

Well, damn, if that didn't wake me up!