Peeta
-
What the hell is that?
Katniss
-
Wha...oh my god!
Peeta:
Katniss I thought u said you and gale had only kissed once
Katniss:
We have, it's just that…
Katniss:
It's just that - Oh, hi Gale!
Gale:
Hey Katniss, I see you did get that naked tattoo of me on your left
ass cheek. Excellent! Do you want to know where I got yours?
Peeta:
Nooooooo!
Katniss:
Not right now
- President Snow walks in -
Pres
snow:
But I do....
All:
President Snow!
Gale:
Why did you just say your own name?!
President
Snow:
Because... Your face!
President Snow: anyway Katniss I got a tattoo of your sister prim because I know you will wanna claw that off my body right away.
Peeta
-
But...but you promised you would get a tattoo of ME not her
stupid sister!
Katniss
-
Peeta!
Gale
-
Anyone for a Martini? I make a mean Martini
Katniss:
Hell
yes im gonna need to be drunk to do what im about to do
Peeta:
What are you about to do
President
Snow:
Yes what are u about to do?
Katniss: Well-
Gale:
Seriously guys, my Martini's are orgasmic.
Katniss:
-Then I'm gonna put it right here-
Prim:
I liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikeeeeeee slippers.
Katniss:
-Then it'll be like 'Waaaahahahahtutututututuuuuuu... pop!
Then-
President
Snow:
WHA!?
Katniss:
-Then my cat will do this thing I taught it-
Peeta:
I want a martini
Katniss:
The you'll be like 'Oh Katniss!' How's that!
Prim:
Katniss! What the hell are talking about!
Katniss:
Prim? When did you get here? Seriously did anyone see her come
in?
Gale:
ok I have made the martinis everyone! now if you will excuse me I am
going to take mine and cozy up to that guy over there....whats
his name again
President
Snow: Hes
hot Thresh
Gale:
HES GOT WHAT!?
President
Snow:
he is HOT THRESH
Gale: oh
god then I thought you said something else
Haymitch:
*burp* Let's party... ummm.... Cat-face!
Katniss:
It's Katniss, actually.
Haymitch: Hahahahaha! What? Sorry, I just remembered this joke I heard earlier.
Katniss:
What Joke?
Haymitch:
Well I was talking to prim and she mentioned how u looked like a
cat,, geddit cat face.
Gale:
I think she looks more like a frog don't u think?
Haymitch:
no no no she looks like one of those what do you call it? oh yer
pineapples
hahah pineapple face
-says drunkenly-
Prim:
why is President Snow making out with a Llama?
Peeta:
Because I told him the llama was Elijah wood.
Gale:
And why on earth would he want to make out with that hobbit, I mean
he's like 50 I think..
President
Snow:
A llama? But you felt so good.
Llama:
Mmmrrrahhaha.
President
Snow:
What was that? Kill the others? But why?
Llama:
Mmmrrrahhaha.
President
Snow:
I see. -shifty eyes-
-enter finnick-
Finnick:
I'm like a mermaid, but a man. I'm a mer-man!
Llama:
Mmmrrrahhaha.
Finnick:
Elijah Wood?!
Haymitch:
And they say Annie is the crazy one.
Katniss-
Finnick!! You beautiful hunk of halfish half man!
Gale-
You know he is really hot but when compared to that Llama! whoa
i think my heart skipped a beat
President
snow-
Gale. Back. The. F**k. away. From. My. Llama.
Peeta-
Ok lets calm down here and let Elij.... I mean the Llama
decide who he wants
-Llama walks over to Samwise
Gamgee-
Katniss
-
seriously people who keeps letting these randoms in!
Samwise:
I love you, Mr. Frodo!
Llama:
Mmmrrrahhaha!
-Llama + Samwise = major making out-
Katniss:
Oh dear Jesus! Come here Finnick; shield me with your hot
biceps!
President
Snow:
You said we'd be together forever, Elijah! FOREVER!
Gale:
Bitch! Elijah is mine!
Peeta:
Umm... it's a llama.
Gale:
Shut Up! You don't know anything about it! You goddamn
tapestry!
-Gasp-
Peeta:
What did you say?!
Gollum:
What did you - oh! We see how it is.
Luke
Skywalker: i
need to see darth Frodo
Katniss:
it's the llama
Luke...
well ill have you then
Gale:
Oh know if I can't have Elijah I will have Katniss
Katniss: No I don't want any of you!! The only man I ever loved is making out with president snow!!
-Enter Cameron Diaz-
Katniss: I SWEAR TO GOD IF SOMEONE DOESN'T CLOSE THE F**KING DOOR SOME TERRORIST WILL COME AND KILL US ALL!
Cameron Diaz – Coincidently I am hear for that very reason
*says in southern accent*
Peeta: Wait, wait aren't you that chick in that really bad movie about a box?
All: OH YER! That really was bad
Cameron Diaz: How dare you insult my work!
Gollum: What did you say?
Cameron Diaz: I said how you dare insult my work, now prepare to die! Because I can and I want you to!
Llama: Mmmrememeememem
Cameron Diaz: THE BOX!!!!!
-Whole place explodes killing everyone-