Peeta - What the hell is that?
Katniss - Wha...oh my god!

Peeta: Katniss I thought u said you and gale had only kissed once
Katniss: We have, it's just that…

Katniss: It's just that - Oh, hi Gale!
Gale: Hey Katniss, I see you did get that naked tattoo of me on your left ass cheek. Excellent! Do you want to know where I got yours?
Peeta: Nooooooo!
Katniss: Not right now
- President Snow walks in -
Pres snow: But I do....
All: President Snow!
Gale: Why did you just say your own name?!
President Snow: Because... Your face!

President Snow: anyway Katniss I got a tattoo of your sister prim because I know you will wanna claw that off my body right away.

Peeta - But...but you promised you would get a tattoo of ME not her stupid sister!
Katniss - Peeta!
Gale - Anyone for a Martini? I make a mean Martini

Katniss: Hell yes im gonna need to be drunk to do what im about to do
Peeta: What are you about to do
President Snow: Yes what are u about to do?

Katniss: Well-

Gale: Seriously guys, my Martini's are orgasmic.
Katniss: -Then I'm gonna put it right here-
Prim: I liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikeeeeeee slippers.
Katniss: -Then it'll be like 'Waaaahahahahtutututututuuuuuu... pop! Then-
President Snow: WHA!?
Katniss: -Then my cat will do this thing I taught it-
Peeta: I want a martini
Katniss: The you'll be like 'Oh Katniss!' How's that!

Prim: Katniss! What the hell are talking about!
Katniss: Prim? When did you get here? Seriously did anyone see her come in?
Gale: ok I have made the martinis everyone! now if you will excuse me I am going to take mine and cozy up to that guy over there....whats his name again
President Snow: Hes hot Thresh
Gale: HES GOT WHAT!?
President Snow: he is HOT THRESH
Gale: oh god then I thought you said something else

Haymitch: *burp* Let's party... ummm.... Cat-face!
Katniss: It's Katniss, actually.

Haymitch: Hahahahaha! What? Sorry, I just remembered this joke I heard earlier.

Katniss: What Joke?
Haymitch: Well I was talking to prim and she mentioned how u looked like a cat,, geddit cat face.
Gale: I think she looks more like a frog don't u think?

Haymitch: no no no she looks like one of those what do you call it? oh yer pineapples
hahah pineapple face
-says drunkenly-
Prim: why is President Snow making out with a Llama?
Peeta: Because I told him the llama was Elijah wood.
Gale: And why on earth would he want to make out with that hobbit, I mean he's like 50 I think..

President Snow: A llama? But you felt so good.
Llama: Mmmrrrahhaha.
President Snow: What was that? Kill the others? But why?
Llama: Mmmrrrahhaha.
President Snow: I see. -shifty eyes-
-enter finnick-
Finnick: I'm like a mermaid, but a man. I'm a mer-man!
Llama: Mmmrrrahhaha.
Finnick: Elijah Wood?!
Haymitch: And they say Annie is the crazy one.

Katniss- Finnick!! You beautiful hunk of halfish half man!
Gale- You know he is really hot but when compared to that Llama! whoa i think my heart skipped a beat
President snow- Gale. Back. The. F**k. away. From. My. Llama.
Peeta- Ok lets calm down here and let Elij.... I mean the Llama decide who he wants
-Llama walks over to Samwise Gamgee-
Katniss - seriously people who keeps letting these randoms in!

Samwise: I love you, Mr. Frodo!
Llama: Mmmrrrahhaha!
-Llama + Samwise = major making out-
Katniss: Oh dear Jesus! Come here Finnick; shield me with your hot biceps!
President Snow: You said we'd be together forever, Elijah! FOREVER!
Gale: Bitch! Elijah is mine!
Peeta: Umm... it's a llama.
Gale: Shut Up! You don't know anything about it! You goddamn tapestry!
-Gasp-

Peeta: What did you say?!
Gollum: What did you - oh! We see how it is.

Luke Skywalker: i need to see darth Frodo
Katniss: it's the llama
Luke... well ill have you then
Gale: Oh know if I can't have Elijah I will have Katniss

Katniss: No I don't want any of you!! The only man I ever loved is making out with president snow!!

-Enter Cameron Diaz-

Katniss: I SWEAR TO GOD IF SOMEONE DOESN'T CLOSE THE F**KING DOOR SOME TERRORIST WILL COME AND KILL US ALL!

Cameron Diaz – Coincidently I am hear for that very reason

*says in southern accent*

Peeta: Wait, wait aren't you that chick in that really bad movie about a box?

All: OH YER! That really was bad

Cameron Diaz: How dare you insult my work!

Gollum: What did you say?

Cameron Diaz: I said how you dare insult my work, now prepare to die! Because I can and I want you to!

Llama: Mmmrememeememem

Cameron Diaz: THE BOX!!!!!

-Whole place explodes killing everyone-