I got a crazy idea and it spawned this I hope you love it and please review.

A ten year old Naruto was wondering the village aimlessly when he saw a man with an emotionless face. "Hello Naruto. My name is Danzo." The man then paused and studied Naruto's face before continuing. "What would you do for respect?"

Naruto's eyes narrowed, looking the man over before replying "Anything."

The man smirked and raised his eyebrows. "Naruto, if you come with me and meet my…. Friend, I can guarantee that you will become the greatest ninja that the world has ever seen." As he spoke, he held out his hand to Naruto. Naruto seemed to think a little about it before he grabbed the hand and was lead off by Danzo.

After walking for a while, they finally reached an rundown, abandoned laboratory. Naruto looked at Danzo, questioning their destination wordlessly. "The inside is where the…. cool stuff is and where you will get stronger." Naruto seemed satisfied with that answer and ran inside.

Danzo watched the boy run inside with a small smile on his lips. " I have done my part. Orochimaru better do his! I want my new weapon." Danzo thought to himself before turning to leave.

Naruto was inside, looking around and found that the inside was full of shiny new equipment. "Why do so much work on the inside, but none on the outside?" he wondered out loud. "Well, how am I supposed to get stronger here?" As if on cue, he heard a man's voice echo through the large space. "Kukukukuk. What a loud mouth you have! I hope that I will be able to make you stronger as well as shut you up." That was the last thing Naruto saw that day as darkness surrounded him.

Naruto awoke and found he was in some kind of cylinder filled with liquid. He looked out and saw the gray skinned man working at a table near his cylinder. The man looked up at him. "So you are awake. Good, I can begin the providers."

With that, he pulled on a lever and a flood of pain crashed into Naruto. He looked down at his hands and saw that the skin was becoming scarred. He looked like he was dead. A thought shone through the pain and he focused fiercely on it to block the agony. "The man wanted me to shut up, I will never shut up from this moment on. I am no longer Naruto. I need a new name. What should I call myself? William…. No, that will not do…..Wade, I like it, but what should my full name be? I know! Wade Wilson- that has a nice ring to it, but since I look like I am dead, and since I guess this is a pool, perhaps I will also be known as Deadpool, the Ninja with a Mouth!" That was Wade's last thought as he slipped into unconsciousness.

Orochimaru looked over his handiwork. The boy was now very ugly, but could re-grow limbs and would heal from virtually anything. He also had increased the agility, accuracy, and speed of the subject. Smiling in satisfaction, he walked over and opened the cylinder. The blonde's eyes jerked open and he sprang to life.

Wade's eyes flashed angrily and he threw a quick punch at the snake-man, knocking him out before running off into the lab. He began a running commentary to keep his mind off the persistent ache in his body. "Wow! This place is big. I wonder what the rent on this place is? I bet it cost an arm and a leg, What is that?" He stopped at a large sign that said "experimental weaponry." "Well, am I just lucky or what? Come to Wade, you beautiful tools of pain."

Wade's yells as he ran into the experimental weapons room echoed. His jaw dropped as he saw all the neatly racked weapons, but his eyes widened in greed as he saw a suit hanging from a lab station. It was red and black. The mask was red with huge black circles around the eyes. The eyes themselves were white. A smile broke out over his face and Naruto sprinted to the station. Quickly donning the suit, he looked around and grabbed two katana. Then, he chuckled and moving quickly, picked up several deadly-looking guns. Pausing, his eye turned towards a strange device sitting by itself at another work station. "A teleportation belt! I love you. I will put my face on you." He charged over, grabbed the belt and strapped it on. "Now let's see what this baby can do!" He quickly pressed the button on the belt and teleported away.. "Cool these is like a clad scope."

Staggering slightly at his new destination, he looks over and saw a man typing on a computer. "What is so important about that?" he wondered out loud. Leaning over the man, he began to read the story. He quickly realized that as he spoke, the guy typed his words. "Holy shit! I am a character in some guys' writing. That would explain the odd turn of events." The man looked over his shoulder, smiled and hit the teleport button on Naruto's belt.

As Wade reappeared outside of Konoha, he looked up towards the sky. "Well, readers I hope you like this, and I hate you AUTHOR!" He yelled the last part as he turned and ran away from Konoha.

Sarutobi was worried. No one had seen Naruto all day. "Did something happen to him?" he asked rhetorically. He had barely spoken when Kakashi burst into his office.

"Hokage, we found one of Orochimaru's labs, it has records and a video." Sarutobi immediately jumped to his feet and rushed to see the video hoping Naruto was not on it.

In short fashion, Sarutobi was standing in front of the video screen with several others (Anko, Kakashi, Iruka and Jiraiya). They watched the surprise attack on Naruto, his transformation, and his finding (and taking) of the experimental weapons.

Anko was horrified. she had hated Orochimaru before and this just made it worse. She really liked the kid and was afraid of what would happen to him.

Kakashi was dumbstruck. He knew he should have watched Naruto more closely. He made a vow that he would find Naruto and bring him back as well as well as take Orochimaru's head.

Jiraiya was devastated. He was supposed to be the boy's godfather and he had let this happen. He was really depressed and made a promise that he would make it up to the boy.

Sarutobi was feeling guilty. "If only he had killed Orochimaru when he had the chance, none of this would have happened." he thought. He was going to train Naruto personally when they got him back. "I want Naruto found and brought back safely…. NOW GO!" He yelled the last part as the occupants of the room rush out to find the boy.

Well, what did you think? Please tell me who I should make Deadpool's friends (like Bob and Weasel)? And who should Wade meet on his travels? Should Konoha find Wade (Naruto)?