****The Epic Fall of the

"Great Lord Aizen"****

WARNING! Very crack and extremely random! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!

Aizen sat, his chin resting lightly on his fist, and contemplated the war so far. It seemed that most of the espada were dying quicker than he had anticipated.

"But no matter…", he muttered to himself, "I am the supreme God of all, they will ALL eventually bow down to me!" He laughed an evil laugh to himself andthen realized how dry his throat felt.

"Tousen!" He yelled, calling his faithful servant from the shadows.

"Yes, Aizen-sama" Kaname Tousen muttered, his blind eyes looking behind Aizen.

"I'm here, Tousen!" Aizen called, his expression getting annoyed at the fact that Tousen, although strong, was as stupid as they could get (and often ended up talking to espada and such while facing the wrong way).

"My apologies, Aizen-sama" Tousen muttered, finally facing Aizen's way.

"Get me a glass of water" Aizen commanded, sighing at Tousen's mistake.

"Of course, Aizen-sama" he replied, giving Aizen a slight bow before turning to get him some water.

As he left, Aizen groaned to see him turn the wrong way and begin heading towards a nearby column.

"Tousen, the water isn't that-"

But Aizen was cut off as Tousen walked head first into the column. He stood there for a moment, a stupid and dull expression on his face. And then, without warning, he received a concussion from the blow and died on his feet.

Aizen watched him fall, lifeless, and, now angered at the crack in the column, called his second servant. "Ichimaru!" he yelled, waiting to see the second, more reliable servant appear, his creepy smile and closed eyes meeting Aizen's gaze.

"Yes?" Gin replied, in a cheerful voice (then again, his voice was often cheerful… In a strange and creepy way…).

"Get me a glass of water!" Aizen commanded once again.

"Yes Aizen-sama." Gin replied, and he stepped over Tousen's dead body towards the water jug.

Aizen watched as Gin poured the glass of water and began to walk back towards him. He waited and thought to himself as Gin walked, wondering how long it would take for the substitute shinigami to arrive with the rest of the low status, weaklings.

All of a sudden, Gin tripped over Tousen's body and quietly said "Oops!" as he fell, spilling the water all over the "great" Aizen.

Aizen snarled and looked down at his clothes, they seemed… hot. Too hot! They were burning his skin! He screamed as his skin began to drip into pools of water.

"I'M MELTING! I'M MELTING! I'M MELTtiiin-" But Aizen had already turned into a puddle of hot water upon the floor, the glass, now empty, beside his body.

"I killed Aizen?" Gin questioned to no one in particular, not sure whether this was a good thing or a bad thing. He shrugged, his grin widened and he walked away. Leaving both Tousen's body and the puddle of Aizen upon the floor for another espada to clean up.

*************************THE END************************

So,

what'd you think of my first fanfic?Please let me know!! (Sorry if this story scared you X D, it was fun to write anyways...)

Also, a quick shout-out to my friends/enemies XD KnowledgeandImagination and for coming up with the the story with me (but you know, I did most of it ; D)!!

And of course a second shout-out to my friend Hubalaboo for the great comic to go with the story! (yet the comic continues onwards... But my fanfic's ending is okay, neh?)

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