The Problem with Aim
The second part of *Random Guy Announcer with big Voice* "The Problem with AIM!" *Looks around* *Shudders* Don't ask, don't tell. Here is the second part.
Disclaimer: I own only my characters. Nothing Else.
Warning: No Flames. I'm Serious. *Serious Face*
Sam Witwicky sat in his dorm, on Aim, yet again. Megatron was still harassing him apparently.
LadiesMan217: Megatron, please leave
Megabot1: Never! I live to torment thy earthling
Sam snickered and sent the message to Sami. She sat at the Middleton Library with Keith Buggey and Cameron Cleaningfeld. Justin Bieber, her cousin, and Ben Tennyson also got the message,
"Aw yeah!" Justin said as he high fived Ben.
SParkie96 has now signed on.
SexiBuggey8 has now signed on.
CameronTheMan has now signed on.
Ben10theman has now signed on.
BieberIronDude has now signed on.
Megabot1: Not these fools again!
SParkie96: Sup, decepti-scum?
SexiBuggey8: Wat did u call him?
SParkie96: Non of ur buizness dumbo
SexiBuggey8: do i look lik an elephnt?
SParkie96: Ur fat lik 1
Ben10theman: haha! :) :P
CameronTheMan: W8, wos BieberIronDude?
SParkie96: My idiot cuz Justin Bieber.
BieberIronDude: I can hear u no
SParkie96: i no tardo
SexiBuggey8: heyy justin, wud u do a guy?
Megabot1: Do a guy? What does that even mean?
Ben10theman: WE DOIN UR MOM! DOIN UR MOM!
BieberIronDude: YES MEGABOT1's MOM!
Megabot1: Leave my femme creator alone!
SexiBuggey8: Femme Cr8or? Wats tht?
SParkie96: Stay owt of it. It coud get ugly.
LadiesMan217: Lik Justins face!
CameronTheMan: OH! Sawdy!
BieberIronDude: No, just, no
SParkie96: ur just jealus becuz u sawdy
Ben10theman: Sawdy lik a crackr!
SParkie96: -_-
SParkie96: No Ben.
Ben10theman: STFU n get me a cookie, woman!
SParkie96: Y dont u?
Megabot1: You earthlings are so obnoxious
SexiBuggey8: Skew u megabot
PrimeTheMatrix has signed on
SweetLittleBumblebee has signed on
CameronTheMan: O now its a party
PrimeTheMatrix: Back for more, Megatron?
SweetLittleBumblebee: Leave our humans alone!
SexiBuggey8: Whoa, whoa! Wen did we get involvd?
CameronTheMan: We aint no humans of urs
SParkie96: u guys wer involvd th minut u signd on th 1st time
Ben10theman: Ha!
BieberIronDude: I wud laf, but im 2 buzy watchn Sami's archenemy on youtube n shes hot!
SParkie96: *Growls and punches Justin in face through Computer*
SexiBuggey8: Wat enemy?
BieberIronDude: Miley Cyrus/Brock. Its her new vid called "Cant Be Tamed"
CameronTheMan: She wud b hottr if she didnt wear burd feathrs
SexiBuggey8: Still hot dude
LadiesMan217: True dat
SParkie96: SAM!
BieberIronDude: I thnk shes online now. lemme check
BieberIronDude has switched chatrooms
BieberIronDude has logged back on
SmileyMileyCyrus has logged on
SParkie96: Traitor
Ben10theman: Gawd Dammit Justin!
SmileyMileyCyrus: Dont act lik u 2 dont miss mwa
SParkie96 has SmileyMileyCyrus on IGNORE
SmileyMileyCyrus: Reel mature Sami-Sam
SParkie96: DONT CALL ME THT BEE-OTCH!
SmileyMileyCyrus: So u do speak
SexiBuggey8: Ur so hot
CameronTheMan: Agree
Megabot1: You humans fawn over the most ridiculous things.
SexiBuggey8 has Megabot1 on IGNORE
CameronTheMan has Megabot1 on IGNORE
BieberIronDude has Megabot1 on IGNORE
SParkie96 has Megabot1 on IGNORE
Ben10theman has Megabot1 on IGNORE
SmileyMileyCyrus has Megabot1 on IGNORE
Megabot1: HUMANS! DO NOT IGNORE MY CONQUESTS! I SHALL DESTROY YOU!
SParkie96: Starscream intrfacr!
SmileyMileyCyrus: LOL ROFL!
Megabot1: I shall destory you!
SexiBuggey8: Wat le hell is intrfacr? u stil didnt tell me or Cam
CameronTheMan: I tink its gay robot sex
SexiBuggey8: idk
Ben10theman: Y le hell is u online anyway Miley?
SmileyMileyCyrus: im allowd 2 hav a life 2 u no
BieberIronDude: nothin rong wit tht
PrimeTheMatrix: Megatron. You're quest for domination has ended. There is no reason for you to be harassing Sam.
Megabot1: There is plenty reason. It amuses me.
SweetLittleBumblebee: There is no more reasons! Leave him alone.
SmileyMileyCyrus: U sound lik a chick.
SexiBuggey8: Do u hav a boi?
SmileyMileyCyrus: How old r u?
SParkie96: Desprete much?
SexiBuggey8: 14 yrs old
SmileyMileyCyrus: Yes i hav a boi.
SexiBuggey8: X_X
Ben10theman: *To BieberIronDude* Emoticon slap!
BieberIronDude: wat th? y man?
Ben10theman: It amuses me. :P
BieberIronDude: *To Ben10theman* Emoticon slap!
PrimeTheMatrix: What is this 'Emoticon'? Is it some form of a Decepticon?
SParkie96: We usually ignore them.
SmileyMileyCyrus: Ya. So wat r u doin Sat night, Sami?
SParkie96: Last time u askd me tht, I almost got RAPED!
SexiBuggey8: Whoa whoa whoa! Say wat now?
CameronTheMan: By wo? Spill!
SmileyMileyCyrus: *Smirks to Self* :)
CameronTheMan: Girl on girl action! I wud hav wantd 2 c tht!
SexiBuggey8: Wen was tis?
SParkie96: Dont ask. I wuz drunk and disoriented
SmileyMileyCyrus: Cud hav ben consent 4 al u no.
SParkie96: *Glares and Shoots Lazrs from eyes*
SweetLittleBumblebee: It's okay Sami. If you feel misunderstood, you know the situation wasn't your fault. You had no control.
SParkie96: -_-
Ben10theman: Emoticon Slap!
SParkie96: This happened MONTHS AGO! I ALREDY NEW THT!
SweetLittleBumblebee: *Feels Embarassed and Shrinks to Car mode*
SmileyMileyCyrus: W8, how r u robots abl 2 talk 2 us?
SParkie96: We alredy established this 2 chatrooms ago
SmileyMileyCyrus: Piss off
SParkie96: Y dont u?
Ben10theman: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
BieberIronDude: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
SexiBuggey8: Do it! Do it! Do it!
CameronTheMan: U wont!
SmileyMileyCyrus: 4get it. Im out. Peace!
SmileyMileyCyrus has switched chatrooms
SParkie96: Finally. I g2g. KP is w8ing 4 me in nother chatroom. C ya l8r.
SParkie96 has switched chatrooms
Megabot1 has gone offline. Soundwave needs to recharge.
Megabot1: You win this round Prime! But mark my words, we will meet again.
Megabot1 has signed off. Soundwave has gone into recharge mode.
Ben10theman: Hey Justin?
BieberIronDude: Wat?
Ben10theman: Bitch go make me a sandwich
BieberIronDude has signed off
Ben10theman: DAMMIT!
PrimeTheMatrix: You are safe for now, Sam Witwicky. We will return if you are in any danger.
PrimeTheMatrix has signed off
SweetLittleBumblebee has signed off
Ben10theman: Now wat?
LadiesMan217: *Shrugs* idk
SexiBuggey8: idk eithr
CameronTheMan: Yo, Sami n Kim n them r talkin bout some funny shit
SexiBuggey8: Lik wat?
CameronTheMan: Apprently, Ron got a llama and it threw up on Jack and Jack threw up on Ron who threw up on rufus.
SexiBuggey8: Thts not funny, thts just rong, dude.
Keith grabbed Sami's drink, yet another Monster no less, and took a swig of it,
"Prick! Give it back before you leave your Buggey Rabies on it!" Sami hollered.
Keith smiled and took another swig. Sami kneed him in the cahonies. He doubled over in pain. Cameron laughed as Sami took her drink back.
"Damn.....you....to hell Sami." Keith said.
"Been there, done that." Sami said as she wiped off the top and continued to type.