The Problem with AIM.
Funny when you think about it, part of it based off of a story by another Author called "Harassment" have fun. I don't own Transformers, only Sami Parker and Addingtown students.
After REVENGE OF THE FALLEN, NO PHANTOM PLANET
At Witwicky House...................
Samuel James Witwicky was feeling quite bored during the last few days of summer, but hell, who doesn't? He looked at his computer and saw he had new IM's.
MegaBot1: Hello Samuel, I hope you're enjoying your break, cause it will be your last
Sam looked at the computer with a WTF face. He started typing back,
LadiesMan217: Who this?
MegaBot1: You don't know?
LadiesMan217: No
MegaBot1: IT'S ME! THE ALMIGHTY LORD MEGATRON!
LadiesMan217: HOW? How can you still be online? We saw you get destroyed in Egypt!
MegaBot1: Not completly, are you scared?
Sam typed furiously on his computer, looking for Samantha Jay Lynn Parker, sending her Megatron's message and writing, MEGATRON under it.
At Addingtown Academy, Sami Parker saw an IM come on her screen, "OH! Palieo! You're not supposed to type on AIM!" Keith Buggey tattled.
"Shut the fuck up! And that's not my actual last name! It's Parker!" Sami whispered to him. Cameron Cleaningfield read the message,
"Whose LadiesMan217?" Cameron asked. Sami pushed him away and typed back,
SParkie96: WTF do you want, Sam?
LadiesMan217: I'm being harassed by Megatron
SParkie96: This is different from any other day?
LadiesMan217: YES! He's IMing me!
SParkie96: Oh, wow
SexiBuggey8: Heyy!
SParkie96: Keith, go into another chat-room, now
SexiBuggey8: Ok
SexiBuggey8 has gone offline.
LadiesMan217: WTF was that?
SParkie96: Some idiot at Addingtown
LadiesMan217: Why are you at Addingtown? Your real school is Middleton
SParkie96: There's a druggie at the school and I have to check it out
Megabot1: I can read your conversation, you know
SParkie96: Holy shit, it really is Megatron.
LadiesMan217: I TOLD YOU!
SParkie96: Why the hell are you harassing children online you sicko
MegaBot1: I seek revenge on Samuel James Witwicky
SParkie96: That's nice.
SweetLittleBumblebee: Sam? Are you alright? My scanners indicate a Decepticon is on the World Wide Web
LadiesMan217: He is Bee, Megatron is attempting to harass me
SParkie96: And apparently it's working
SweetLittleBumblebee: Harassment? *Checking Internet* To threaten, or make threats
SParkie96: No really? I didn't know that.
MegaBot1: You insolent insect! Mind your own business Autobot
SweetLittleBumblebee: NO! I'm Sam's Guardian! I have a right to protect him from the likes of you!
Megabot1: And I live to threaten his life
LadiesMan217: I thought you lived to destroy
SParkie96: Don't give him any ideas
CamerontheMAN: Hey Parkie
SParkie96: Go into another freaking chat-room you nosy ass!
CamerontheMAN has gone offline
MegaBot1: Humans are finally destroying themselves!
SParkie96: Dumbass
LadiesMan217: Sami shut up!
SweetLittleBumblebee: What in Primus is a Nosy Ass?
LadiesMan217: Don't worry about it. Megatron, Wheelie is abusive of my dog, he takes advantage of him
SParkie96: Oh lord, can I leave now!?!?
LadiesMan217: NO! NO! NO! You are staying and you are gonna like it!
SParkie96: Oh god, what did I do to you?
MegaBot1: I will not take that interfacing addicted thing back! That's all he knows how to do.
SParkie96: Interfacing? Never mind, I don't wanna know
LadiesMan217: He humps Mojo and my mom and dad hear Mojo howling every orgy
SParkie96:"...."
SweetLittleBumblebee: Orgy?
SParkie96: Stay out of it
LadiesMan217: And Wheelie humps Mikaela too! I want that to stop also
SParkie96: Jealous
PrimeTheMatrix: Sam, why are you socializing with the Enemy?
SParkie96: Who da Fuck?!
LadiesMan217: It's Prime, couz
SParkie96: -_-
MegaBot1: PRIME! What an unpleasant surprise
PrimeTheMatrix: As well
SweetLittleBumblebee: Sir, I was protecting Sam from Megatron, he says Megatron is harassing him
SParkie96: And again, workin.
SexiBuggey8 is online
CameronTheMan is online
SexiBuggey8: Heyy, whats up?
CameronTheMan: Who's Megatron?
SParkie96: GO TO ANOTHER F***ING CHAT ROOM ASSHOLES!
SexiBuggey8 is offline
CameronTheMan: Ok, ok! God!
CameronTheMan is offline
PrimeTheMatrix: Humans can offline themselves? Megatron what did you do?
SParkie96"...."
MegaBot1: Nothing, but I think this is a miracle to all Decepticons
SweetLittleBumblebee: It is not a miracle! It is a disaster
LadiesMan217: Their fine, Bee! Right Sami?
SParkie96 has put LadiesMan217 on IGNORE
LadiesMan217: Oh you're nice.
MegaBot1: Even your on kind has despised you
SParkie96: Don't you have a Starscream to interface?
MegaBot1: Insect! How dare you defy me like that?
SParkie96: Defy Defy Defy I don't give a shit!
LadiesMan217: *Laughing til I fall off chair*
SweetLittleBumblebee: *Also Laughing aft off*
MegaBot1: Shut your aft Autobot!
PrimeTheMatrix: Don't talk to my scout like that!
SParkie96: Wait, how the hell are you able to IM us anyway?
PrimeTheMatrix: Internal Internet access
SweetLittleBumblebee: Same
MegaBot1: Soundwave
LadiesMan217: Computer
SParkie96: I know that Dumbass!
LadiesMan217: Sorry
MegaBot1: I will not be defied by two puny humans and two weak Autobots!
SParkie96: And he's off again. Go interface Starscream!
MegaBot1: I will destroy you human!
SParkie96: I dare you
MegaBot1 is offline
LadiesMan217: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FREAKING MIND?!?!?!!?
SParkie96: Just a tad
LadiesMan217: Sami, Run
SParkie96 has gone offline
PrimeTheMatrix: Is she ok?
LadiesMan217: She's fine.
PrimeTheMatrix: Are you sure?
LadiesMan217: Yeah, plus I think she still has her guardian.
PrimeTheMatrix: Guardian? What Guardian?
LadiesMan217: GJ, her Camaro
SweetLittleBumblebee: COPIER!!!!!!
MegaBot1 is online
MegaBot1: I do not feel like chasing down a useless insect.
SParkie96 is online
SParkie96: I'm back
SexiBuggey8 is online
CameronTheMan is online
SexiBuggey8: We're back!!!!!!
SParkie96: Leave. Me. Alone.
CameronTheMan: NEVER!!!!!
SParkie96: You're just as bad as Ben!!
Ben10TheMan10 is online
Ben10TheMan10: I HEAR SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT ME!!!!
SParkie96: GO AWAY!!! LORD!!!
Ben10TheMan10: NEVER!!!!! YOU AIN'T THE BOSS OF ME!!! AND HOW COME YOU GET THE FUNNY USERNAME!!!
SParkie96: Go get a cookie.
Ben10TheMan10 is offline
SexiBuggey8: You people are strange.
CameronTheMan: Agreed
SParkie96: "........" Screw you all.
SexiBuggey8: Will you go out with me?
SParkie96: What the fu....What?!
SexiBuggey8: I don't have a girlfriend and you're the closest person I know.
CameronTheMan: He said this to seven girls
SParkie96: Shut up for five seconds. Sam are you ok?
LadiesMan217: I'll li...WHEELIE STOP HUMPING MOJO!!!
SexiBuggey8: "....."
CameronTheMan: Who's Mojo and Wheelie?
MegaBot1: Witwicky, do not ignore my conquests!!
SweetLittleBumblebee: Leave Sam alone!!!!
PrimeTheMatrix: Please do leave the boy alone, Megatron
MegaBot1: Prime! You cannot tell me what I can and cannot do!
SweetLittleBumblebee: Leave Prime alone!
SParkie96: I'm drinking a Monster
SexiBuggey8: SHARE MAN!!
CameronTheMan: You can't drink during class!
SParkie96: Shut up! God.
LadiesMan217: I locked Wheelie in the closet.
SParkie96: He's still gonna break through the door.
SweetLittleBumblebee: I agree, Sam. He should be in a metal containment unit.
SexiBuggey8: Are you a guy?
SweetLittleBumblebee: A mech I am, yes. Why?
SParkie96: Cause he's gay.
SexiBuggey8: NO I'm not!
SParkie96: Don't. Start.
SexiBuggey8: I'm allowed. GIVE ME THE MONSTER!!!!!
SParkie96: Go away, Bugge. MINE.
Sami and Keith start fighting for the energy drink. Keith grabs Sami by the waist and grabs the drink out of Sami's hand. "GIVE ME THE DRINK!!!" Keith yelled. Sami elbowed him in the chest, "Damn it, Keith, let go my Monster!" Both of them fell out of their chairs, making a whole lot of ruckus. "What the hell?" Cameron asked. Sami sat on Keith's chest, holding the drink over her head. "Give it!" Keith yelled.
LadiesMan217: Are you there? Sami?
SParkie96: Fighting for Monster Energy drink
LadiesMan217: Just give him the drink
SParkie96: Fine
Sami threw the energy drink at Keith, turning his white shirt orange, "Thanks." Keith said sarcastically. Sami smiled deviously and turned back to her computer.
SexiBuggey8: You a bitch
SParkie96: Your mother
SexiBuggey8: Your Father
SParkie96: Not this shit again
CameronTheMan: Your father's mother's grandmother's uncle
SweetLittleBumblebee: Your Creator's Creator's Destroyer
LadiesMan217: I'm gonna ignore this
SParkie96: -_-
LadiesMan217: Wait, how are you guys able to type w/o getting caught?
SParkie96: The teachers give us an assignment, explain, and leave
LadiesMan217: Ah.
SexiBuggey8: I SHIT OUT A BIG MAC!
LadiesMan217: What?
SParkie96: Youtube
CameronTheMan: GO AWAY MAGICAL GIRAFFE!!!!
SweetLittleBumblebee: Giraffe?
MegaBot1: I'm the one who is to be harassing this human!
LadiesMan217: Shut the hell up,