It's so much fun to abuse Mitsunari and so very easy

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(The five friends are still standing around when in walks Hideyoshi, Nene, Ginchyo, and Yoshihiro)

Sakon: hey, Ginchyo nice armor whats the occasion

Keji: Aren't you getting married soon

(Ginchyo lunges at Keji with her sword)

Keji:What, don't you want to be married

Ginchyo: I refuse to married to anyone!!

Mitsunari: Who would want to be married to you, anyway

(Ginchyo glares at Mitsunari)

Sakon: Mitsunari, your not helping

Mitsunari: So

Sakon: *sigh* Mitsunari, couldn't you try to help

Mitsunari: No

Ginchyo: If your done being a hindrance, go away

Mitsunari: I was here before you, so no

(Ginchyo glares at Mitsunari)

Kanetsugu: Stop it you two. Your both giving me a headache

(Mitsunari glares at Ginchyo)

Keji: Some things haven't changed at all

Nene: Mitsunari, you ought to be nice

(mitsunari rolls his eyes)

Mitsunari: Why, I don't care?

Nene because it's always better to nice

Kanetsugu: Yes, Mitsunari you should learn that

(Mitsunari glares at everyone)

Mitsunari: Don't you start too

Keji: Well you can be rather mean

Mitsunari: I AM NOT

(everyone stares at him)

Mitsunari: well sometimes…..

Sakon: How about all the time

Mitsunari: I won't stay and be abused

Keji: ok leave at we'll insult you behind your back

(Mitsunari leaves)

Nene: what a temper he has

Hideyoshi: Nene dear, you could be a less uh… motherly and he might be better

Nene: Of course not,I just need to teach him better manners

Yukimura: Is he going to pout now?

Ginchyo: serves him right

Sakon: no, he'll return

Yukimura: how do you know

Sakon: he wanted to gossip about costumes mainly, so he'll be back

Yukimura: oh

Keji: Hey, Hideyoshi why are you wearing fur boots

Hideyoshi: I don't know but their comfortable

Keji: and your still wearing that hat

Hideyoshi: So

Keji: well everyone wears these silly looking hats. You, Nagamasa, Masumune, and now Mitsunari.

Hideyoshi: Well I like my hat and my ought it's colorful

Yukimura: Why do you want it colorful

Hideyoshi:Cause it's funner

Kanetsugu: Funner? You mean more fun

Hideyoshi: yes, yes

(Mitsunari creeps in)

Nene: Mitsunari there you are

Sakon: coming back to join us

Ginchyo: What a pity

(Mitsunari glares at them)

Mitsunari: I just happened to feel like gracing you with my presence

Keji: Your kinda strange

Ginchyo: More like extremely

Yukimura: Moving on

Sakon: Shimazu, whats up with the adventuring get-up your wearing

Yoshihiro: What about it

Sakon: well were not an adventuring game

Yoshihiro: I could debate that

Kanetsugu: Really are you going to?

Yoshihiro: No, don't take everything literally

Kanetsugu: Oh

Yoshihiro: Besides that, this outfit is a historical not an adventuring one

Sakon: You look like your off to slay the dragon

Yoshihiro: nothing' wrong with that

Sakon: I suppose so

Mitsunari: of course there's something wrong with that

Nene: Mitsunari, how many times have I told you to be nicer

(Mitsunari glares at Nene)

Kanetsugu: obviously not enough

Keji: Do you know how not to glare

(Mitsunari rolls his eyes)

Mitsunari: Yes I do

Yukimura: you don't show it well

Mitsunari: whatever do you mean

Yukimura: You can be awfully……….

Sakon: Tactless

Ginchyo: irritating

Keji: Snide

Mitsunari: I am not any of those

(everyone brutes out laughing)

Mitsunari: what???

Sakon: You always speak your mind and you have poor views of people

Mitsunari: and I should care why?

Yukimura: Half your army defects

Mitsunari: *grumbles*

Kanetsugu: ignoring him

Keji: Which we have a lot of practice at

Mitsunari: I am the one who ignores you. Mark it well I ignore you

Sakon: And I feel ignored

Nene I feel so ignored it won't matter if I say about the most embarrassing Time I've seen him.

Mitsunari: NO!!! stopdon't tell

Hideyoshi: I thought you were ignoring us

Mitsunari: Well I-I was

Sakon: Then how did you know what Nene was saying

Mitsunari: I'm smart that way

Everyone: Uh-huh

Keji: What is the most embarrassing time you've seen him, Nene?

Nene: It was the time he feinted and fell off a horse

Mitsunari: STOP!!

Nene: He was so adorable:

Sakon: Mitsunari feinted?????

Yukimura: It seems so unlikely

Keji: Thats so girly

Ginchyo: whats wrong with being a girl

Keji: well he's not a girl

Mitsunari: Quit making fun of me

Sakon: But its so easy

(Mitsunari Pouts)

Keji: AWW

(Nene giggles)

Mitsunari, if you were nicer we wouldn't do this

Mitsunari: Save me the lecture

Ginchyo: Who'd recognize him then

Sakon: and I'd still make fun of him

(Mitsunari leaves)

Hideyoshi: There he goes again!