Timbucktu

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight

Ring Ring

Ring Ring

Ring Ring

*Click*

"Hello, you've reached the Cullen's household. Please leave your message after the beep."

*Beep*

"Um, hey guys. It's Emmett. Umm... so I'm not actually sure where Timbucktu is... can someone Google Map it or something? For that matter, I'm not actually sure where I am. Ummm... hold on a sec..."

Indistinct: "Excuse me, what city is this? ... What? Really?..."

"So, apparently I'm in Port Angeles... umm... I guess I'll be home in a bit. So I was just wondering if you could tell me where Timbucktu is for when I get there. Ok thanks. Bye!

*Click*

...

"What an idiot."

"I'll get the curling iron ready!"

So there's a little peice I wanted to add. For the previous chapter, Edward knew about the whole thing because Nessie and Jake were both thinking about the previous night's visit because of what Emmett said, and Edward read their minds.

If you want to know, Rosalie's the one who called Emmett an idiot, and Alice is the one with the curling iron. Good luck avoiding them, Emmett!

Stay Vamptastic!
~Moql